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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Which ones were you?” I don’t even...This is why we invented chess, remember?

Which ones were you?” I don’t even...
This is why we invented chess, remember?

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Which ones were you?”
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I don’t even... This is why we invented chess, remember?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:50
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
“I need a consult. Akbar, get in here, man.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:17
“I need a consult. Akbar, get in here, man.”
But now it’s Allah. Who Akbar, huh? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
But now it’s Allah. Who Akbar, huh?
Who the fuck is Akbar?’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Who the fuck is Akbar?’
Mr. Muslim Timberlake.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
Mr. Muslim Timberlake.”
What, am I asking for social security numbers or something like that? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
What, am I asking for social security numbers or something l...
I didn’t fly 2,000 miles to New York to talk to fucking Varun. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I didn’t fly 2,000 miles to New York to talk to fucking Varu...
Good. I’ve now offended both sections of the crowd. We’re in a good place. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
Good. I’ve now offended both sections of the crowd. We’re in...
I believe I had the worst first kiss in the history of first kisses. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I believe I had the worst first kiss in the history of first...
But in the ’90s in India, we had two references for kissing training. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
But in the ’90s in India, we had two references for kissing ...
Hollywood movies, every time there was white people kissing on the TV, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Hollywood movies, every time there was white people kissing ...
“This is sin. This is sin. My child shall not watch.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
“This is sin. This is sin. My child shall not watch.”
I’m 36 years old. Today, if I see white people kissing, I can’t sleep. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
I’m 36 years old. Today, if I see white people kissing, I ca...
The guy goes like this. [grunts] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
The guy goes like this. [grunts]
[applause] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
[applause]
’Cause a whole nation is going, “Ooh, horticulture, yeah.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
’Cause a whole nation is going, “Ooh, horticulture, yeah.”...
[speaking gibberish] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
[speaking gibberish]
[speaking gibberish] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:20
[speaking gibberish]
Can I show you the living room?” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Can I show you the living room?”
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop, stop.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Stopped in the middle of a normal kiss and went, “Stop, stop...
I want to find little cavities between your teeth - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
I want to find little cavities between your teeth