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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

You are readingsome ancient dude’s written version of what he heard some really magical...

You are reading
some ancient dude’s written version of what he heard some really magical dude
he has never met said to some other really magical dude
he has never met said to some human dude he has never met

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You are reading some ancient dude’s written version
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of what he heard some really magical dude he has never met
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said to some other really magical dude he has never met
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said to some human dude he has never met.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:12
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies and gentlemen. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
You are reading the 3,000-year-old Times of India, ladies an...
And people said crazy shit back then all the time. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
And people said crazy shit back then all the time.
People used to say things like, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
People used to say things like,
Because people back then were high as balls, okay? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Because people back then were high as balls, okay?
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the atmosphere. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
It wasn’t drugs. There was just so much good oxygen in the a...
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense for back then. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
And all the shit that was said back then made complete sense...
Like, Islam has a saying, “A thief must have his arm cut off.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Like, Islam has a saying, “A thief must have his arm cut off...
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
You saw a one-handed dude, you were like, “Fucking thief.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:08
You saw a one-handed dude, you were like, “Fucking thief.”...
You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
Learn to write the letter ‘G’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Learn to write the letter ‘G’
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the company Apple. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the ...
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the same jihad ID. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the ...
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTunes, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTu...
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 virgins, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 v...
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? I don’t know.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? ...
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪