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Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

You know where all the thievesin your neighborhood live because once a year, they come...

You know where all the thieves
in your neighborhood live because once a year, they come over
and ask you to vote for them

Full Transcript

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You know where all the thieves in your neighborhood live
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because once a year, they come over and ask you to vote for them.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:37
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Netflix

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Movie Summary

Comedian Vir Das critics nationalism, globalism and bad politics in two performances in New York and New Delhi.
Now, it made sense for back when it was written, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Now, it made sense for back when it was written,
Learn to write the letter ‘G’ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Learn to write the letter ‘G’
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the company Apple. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
We shall take all major religions and just give them to the ...
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:06
Can you imagine how much we would cut down on fanaticism
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the same jihad ID. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Then you had to sync all your bombs and your devices to the ...
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTunes, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Except that one bomb didn’t work with the old version of iTu...
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 virgins, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:09
And then you’re all set to go up to heaven and get your 72 v...
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? I don’t know.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:04
My Samsung explodes, then there’s a cloud. Is that a cloud? ...
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
And anyone being Islamophobic in today’s world
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪ - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:18
♪ If you’re Hindu and you know it Clap your hands ♪
Remember when a woman’s husband would die and we would cremate him, just not alone. - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
Remember when a woman’s husband would die and we would crema...
[exhales] - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:12
[exhales]
But eventually, just mosey on in there.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:17
But eventually, just mosey on in there.”
But I’m a bad Hindu, ladies and gentlemen, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
But I’m a bad Hindu, ladies and gentlemen,
Now, keep your hands raised - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Now, keep your hands raised
’Cause Christmas is this amazing, confusing, exhilarating festival, right? - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
’Cause Christmas is this amazing, confusing, exhilarating fe...
We don’t know whether to play with it or just stand there - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:05
We don’t know whether to play with it or just stand there
Jesus would come back from the dead today, on Christmas Eve, - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
Jesus would come back from the dead today, on Christmas Eve,
I have returned. Take me to my people.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:07
I have returned. Take me to my people.”
Your people are all with the trees.” - Vir Das: Abroad Understanding 00:10
Your people are all with the trees.”