Waiting quotes

Waiting poster
It's the dinner shift at Shenanigan's. Dan, the clueless boss, assigns Mitch, 22, a trainee, to Monty, the smooth talker who chases girls for one-night stands. Dean, a waiter, also 22, feels that life is passing him by. Dan offers him the assistant manager job and gives him until midnight to decide. Other waiters, cooks, and bus boys have their issues and personalities. Bishop, the dishwasher, is their counselor. During this shift, Monty may learn something, Dean makes his decision, Dan makes a play for the not-yet-18 hostess, customers get their comeuppance, the guys all play the in-house homophobic flashing game, the gals demonstrate why they won't, and Mitch gets the last word.

Director: Rob McKittrick
Writer: Rob McKittrick
Production: Element Films
Genre: comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $16,124,543
Released: 07 Oct 2005
Awards: N/A


81 Clips & Quotes

Momma said they's my magic shoes - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:35 Momma said they's my magic shoes Carpe deez nuts - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:25 Carpe deez nuts So I called your house today - screenshot from movie Waiting 03:25 So I called your house today You'd do that for me - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:07 You'd do that for me Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:07 Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway Hey turn down the music for minute - screenshot from movie Waiting 03:14 Hey turn down the music for minute I hate this fucking place sometimes - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:55 I hate this fucking place sometimes This is bull crap - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:43 This is bull crap What the hell did I do to you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:43 What the hell did I do to you It's our anniversay - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:33 It's our anniversay Or she does sleep with you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:47 Or she does sleep with you You forgot your change - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:23 You forgot your change When things in your life become stagnant   you know - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:44 When things in your life become stagnant you know Then create your own penis showing game - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:44 Then create your own penis showing game You can't forget this - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:35 You can't forget this We should probably feel guilty - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:29 We should probably feel guilty Welcome to Thunderdome - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:12 Welcome to Thunderdome What do you think of Natasha - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:30 What do you think of Natasha Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of salt - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:33 Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of... I don't doubt the steak was over cooked - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:27 I don't doubt the steak was over cooked You're definitely coming - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:31 You're definitely coming Alzheimer's can't be all bad - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:20 Alzheimer's can't be all bad A little floor spice makes everything nice - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:16 A little floor spice makes everything nice You guys are so one dimensional - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:13 You guys are so one dimensional So how would you like your steak prepared - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:15 So how would you like your steak prepared It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:39 It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash I want you to do a couple things for me - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:55 I want you to do a couple things for me Can you do that for me - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:55 Can you do that for me And she's been working here WAY too long - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:26 And she's been working here WAY too long It's about to turn - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:11 It's about to turn I'm going with option B - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:33 I'm going with option B Did you see the tits at table 12 - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:14 Did you see the tits at table 12 You have to  get  the pussy before you can be whipped by it - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:19 You have to get the pussy before you can be whipped by it It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:33 It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease We have our first official beyotch of the day - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:16 We have our first official beyotch of the day Correct me if I'm wrong - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:18 Correct me if I'm wrong You really wanna know how I make a hundred dollars every night - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:50 You really wanna know how I make a hundred dollars every... And a key chain - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:54 And a key chain And you hear them laughing - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:53 And you hear them laughing I am indeed a pervert - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:10 I am indeed a pervert Just so you know - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:10 Just so you know Steaming pile of cock - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:37 Steaming pile of cock Have you talked to him about it - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:34 Have you talked to him about it Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:23 Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations Don't ever do that - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:17 Don't ever do that We laughed a lot at your expense - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:17 We laughed a lot at your expense I'm in my Lexus finger bangin' poodles - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:26 I'm in my Lexus finger bangin' poodles That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:30 That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome Two in the pink - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:14 Two in the pink You got nothing to worry about - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:39 You got nothing to worry about How many time have I told you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:16 How many time have I told you You picked a fucked up night to start working here - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:17 You picked a fucked up night to start working here You know I'm just fucking with you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:36 You know I'm just fucking with you Birds of a feather flock to vagina - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:14 Birds of a feather flock to vagina Yo what makes you think I won't cut you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:15 Yo what makes you think I won't cut you I FUCKING HATE FOREIGNERS - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:12 I FUCKING HATE FOREIGNERS Take a look at the bat wing - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:13 Take a look at the bat wing I fucking hope so - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:41 I fucking hope so Either they won't sleep with you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:47 Either they won't sleep with you Oh what a coincidence - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:30 Oh what a coincidence If you wanna work here - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:37 If you wanna work here The difference between ordinary and extraordinary - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:21 The difference between ordinary and extraordinary You take 'em out - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:55 You take 'em out And that's the Abraham Lincoln - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:22 And that's the Abraham Lincoln What the hell took so long - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:41 What the hell took so long That just about covers all the different variations that we have - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:58 That just about covers all the different variations that we... Quit starin' at my dick - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:12 Quit starin' at my dick It's nothin' like that - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:25 It's nothin' like that Faceless politicians - screenshot from movie Waiting 02:37 Faceless politicians Make sure there's no bacon on the chef salad - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:35 Make sure there's no bacon on the chef salad Those guys should be sterilized - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:19 Those guys should be sterilized How many times can we have the exact same conversation - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:40 How many times can we have the exact same conversation What the fuck did I ever do to you - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:34 What the fuck did I ever do to you It's because of THIS - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:15 It's because of THIS You really are an asshole - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:12 You really are an asshole Just finished my shift - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:36 Just finished my shift Ain't gon' be no bacon on the salad - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:23 Ain't gon' be no bacon on the salad How clumsy of me - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:18 How clumsy of me Now I'm not gonna lie to you - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:24 Now I'm not gonna lie to you Welcome to the Thunderdome - screenshot from movie Waiting 00:12 Welcome to the Thunderdome His name is Timmy - screenshot from movie Waiting 01:44 His name is Timmy

Cast

Serena - Anna Faris
Raddimus - Luis Guzmán
Bishop - Chi McBride
Calvin - Rob Benedict
Naomi - Alanna Ubach
Natasha - Vanessa Lengies
T-Dog - Max Kasch
Floyd - Dane Cook
Danielle - Jordan Ladd
Monty's Mom - Wendie Malick
Dean's Mom - Monica Monica
Chett - Travis Resor
Redneck - J.D. Evermore
Video Host - Clay Chamberlin
Cook #1 - Skyler Stone
Bitchy Lady - Melissa Morgan
Old Man - Don Brady
Girl at Bar - Anne Ewen
Jack - Pat Hazell
Smooth Guy #1 - Jordan Werner
Girly #1 - Skylar Duhe
Dessert Woman - Ann Marie Guidry
Elderly Woman - Lauren Swinney
German #1 - Richard Netzberger
German #2 - Roland W. Hoffman
Commenting Girl - Sandra Marling
Commenting Guy - Dean Shull
Stunt Bush - Melissa Alonzo
Background Cook - Todd Voltz
Background Cook - Robb Conner
Background Cook - Shedric
Desert Lady's Friend - Barbara Balentine
Bar Patron - James L. Bills
Guy Eating French Fries - Victor Brunette
Restaurant Patron - Justin Groetsch
Elderly Restaurant Patron - Raymond Lapino
Party Goer - Matthew D. Miller
German Restaurant Patron - Lucia Métrailler
Food Model - Loronzo Nickleson
Former Manager - Brian Pitt
Restaurant Patron - Shawn Sanz
Restaurant Patron - Aaron Sauer
Restaurant Patron - Lexi Shoemaker
Stereo Guy - Mathew Waring
Background Cook -