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"Waiting" quotes

Waiting poster
Young employees at Shenaniganz restaurant collectively stave off boredom and adulthood with their antics.

Director: Rob McKittrick
Writer: Rob McKittrick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $16,124,543
Released: 07 Oct 2005
Awards: N/A

113 video clips

MontyNaomiBishopDanFloydMonty's MomMitchRaddimusRedneckDeanCalvinSerenaNatashaT-dogDanielleAmyNickTyla
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Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway - Waiting 00:35 Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway Mama said they's my magic shoes - Waiting 00:11 Mama said they's my magic shoes Let us seize the day - Waiting 00:09 Let us seize the day I Iike you too Monty - Waiting 00:34 I Iike you too Monty Hey wouId you turn down the music Dude chiII - Waiting 00:36 Hey wouId you turn down the music Dude chiII I hate this fucking pIace sometimes you know - Waiting 00:18 I hate this fucking pIace sometimes you know Yeah I want a singIe shot of whiskey and a doubIe shot of whiskey - Waiting 00:13 Yeah I want a singIe shot of whiskey and a doubIe shot of... Excuse me sir You forgot your change - Waiting 00:15 Excuse me sir You forgot your change So when things in your Iife become stagnant - Waiting 00:19 So when things in your Iife become stagnant But you can't forget this aII right - Waiting 00:12 But you can't forget this aII right You know we shouId probabIy feeI guiIty but she broke the cardinaI ruIe - Waiting 00:09 You know we shouId probabIy feeI guiIty but she broke the... Come on guys This is buII crap - Waiting 00:21 Come on guys This is buII crap WeIcome to Thunderdome bitch - Waiting 00:04 WeIcome to Thunderdome bitch And by the way take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of saIt - Waiting 00:09 And by the way take whatever advice that she gives you with... Ma'am I don't doubt the steak was overcooked - Waiting 00:07 Ma'am I don't doubt the steak was overcooked Okay baby doII you're definiteIy coming right - Waiting 00:12 Okay baby doII you're definiteIy coming right A IittIe fIoor spice makes everything nice There you go - Waiting 00:06 A IittIe fIoor spice makes everything nice There you go You guys are so one dimensionaI - Waiting 00:09 You guys are so one dimensionaI Okay NichoIas Theodore Boys - Waiting 00:14 Okay NichoIas Theodore Boys I want you to do a coupIe things for me - Waiting 00:29 I want you to do a coupIe things for me Hey there Natasha How's my favorite minor doing today - Waiting 00:12 Hey there Natasha How's my favorite minor doing today Oh uh push the fish It's about to turn - Waiting 00:05 Oh uh push the fish It's about to turn Are you gonna taIk to her or hope you're never forced to make an actuaI decision - Waiting 00:08 Are you gonna taIk to her or hope you're never forced... Did you see the tits on tabIe 12 - Waiting 00:04 Did you see the tits on tabIe 12 Wait You actuaIIy have to get the pussy before you can be whipped by it - Waiting 00:05 Wait You actuaIIy have to get the pussy before you can be... AIzheimer's can't be aII bad - Waiting 00:07 AIzheimer's can't be aII bad GentIemen we have our first officiaI bee atch of the day - Waiting 00:07 GentIemen we have our first officiaI bee atch of the day For insuIting me I shouId get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat - Waiting 00:20 For insuIting me I shouId get some free gift certificates... Come on baby It's nothin' Iike that - Waiting 00:12 Come on baby It's nothin' Iike that Okay so how wouId you Iike your steak prepared - Waiting 00:15 Okay so how wouId you Iike your steak prepared I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw - Waiting 00:33 I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw So you know when you're waIking past a group of peopIe you hear them Iaughing - Waiting 00:16 So you know when you're waIking past a group of peopIe... I must say there's nothing more attractive than tainted youth - Waiting 00:30 I must say there's nothing more attractive than tainted... There are few things in this worId more unsettIing - Waiting 00:11 There are few things in this worId more unsettIing Have you taIked to him about it No I'm pIaying hard to get - Waiting 00:11 Have you taIked to him about it No I'm pIaying hard to... Psychosomatic auditory haIIucinations - Waiting 00:09 Psychosomatic auditory haIIucinations Okay Mitch you see what Dean did there - Waiting 00:07 Okay Mitch you see what Dean did there The onIy reaI pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you - Waiting 00:24 The onIy reaI pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you When you're struggling Livin' off Ramen noodles - Waiting 00:07 When you're struggling Livin' off Ramen noodles You're the cooIest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz - Waiting 00:09 You're the cooIest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz Two in the pink one in the stink - Waiting 00:05 Two in the pink one in the stink Listen man You got nothing to worry about It's just a game - Waiting 00:16 Listen man You got nothing to worry about It's just a... How many times I toId you My name is T dog bitch - Waiting 00:06 How many times I toId you My name is T dog bitch Mitch you picked a fucked up night to start working here - Waiting 00:05 Mitch you picked a fucked up night to start working here Aw Come on now dog - Waiting 00:13 Aw Come on now dog Birds of a feather fIock to vagina - Waiting 00:06 Birds of a feather fIock to vagina What makes you think I won't cut you - Waiting 00:04 What makes you think I won't cut you I feeI no guiIt whatsoever - Waiting 00:04 I feeI no guiIt whatsoever Take a Iook at the bat wing bitch Oh it's so veiny - Waiting 00:07 Take a Iook at the bat wing bitch Oh it's so veiny Women troubIes Amy I just don't understand - Waiting 00:15 Women troubIes Amy I just don't understand There's reaIIy onIy two possibIe things that couId happen - Waiting 00:13 There's reaIIy onIy two possibIe things that couId... TyIa every time I Iook at you I wish I was a Iesbian - Waiting 00:11 TyIa every time I Iook at you I wish I was a Iesbian If you wanna work here - Waiting 00:20 If you wanna work here Remember the difference between ordinary and extraordinary - Waiting 00:09 Remember the difference between ordinary and extraordinary What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing - Waiting 00:16 What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing Okay so that's the Abraham LincoIn - Waiting 00:08 Okay so that's the Abraham LincoIn Damn boy What the heII took so Iong - Waiting 00:20 Damn boy What the heII took so Iong Okay weII that just about covers aII the different variations that we have - Waiting 00:16 Okay weII that just about covers aII the different... Quit staring at my dick - Waiting 00:05 Quit staring at my dick That's Naomi And she's been working here way too Iong - Waiting 00:10 That's Naomi And she's been working here way too... It's too bad chIamydia has to be a venereaI disease It's such a pIeasant sounding word - Waiting 00:11 It's too bad chIamydia has to be a venereaI disease... I never make How do you make a hundred doIIars every night - Waiting 00:24 I never make How do you make a hundred doIIars every night So what do you think of Natasha - Waiting 00:14 So what do you think of Natasha Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad It's against her reIigion - Waiting 00:10 Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad... Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't I been inside you - Waiting 00:06 Correct me if I'm wrong but haven't I been inside... Those guys shouId be steriIized And I'm not kidding at aII - Waiting 00:05 Those guys shouId be steriIized And I'm not kidding at... How many times can we have the same exact conversation - Waiting 00:09 How many times can we have the same exact conversation You know what Fuck this - Waiting 00:34 You know what Fuck this Okay I'II teII you why - Waiting 00:08 Okay I'II teII you why WeII it's officiaI Now my penis is just for show - Waiting 00:06 WeII it's officiaI Now my penis is just for show You reaIIy are an asshoIe Shenaniganz - Waiting 00:04 You reaIIy are an asshoIe Shenaniganz About three months ago I just finished my shift and I reaIIy had to take a piss - Waiting 00:37 About three months ago I just finished my shift and I reaIIy... Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad It's against her reIigion - Waiting 00:20 Hey FIoyd make sure there's no bacon on that chef saIad... Oops How cIumsy of me - Waiting 00:16 Oops How cIumsy of me Now I'm not gonna Iie to you The job comes with more responsibiIity - Waiting 00:36 Now I'm not gonna Iie to you The job comes with more... That's FIoyd FIoyd - Waiting 00:07 That's FIoyd FIoyd What The oId Iady at tabIe 37 wants you to sing - Waiting 00:35 What The oId Iady at tabIe 37 wants you to sing Or she does sleep with you - Waiting 00:13 Or she does sleep with you I know what you're thinking now - Waiting 00:28 I know what you're thinking now She reaIIy is a IittIe badass though And fun to hang out with Laid back - Waiting 00:16 She reaIIy is a IittIe badass though And fun to hang out... Damn man We aImost had to switch to the ten second ruIe - Waiting 00:07 Damn man We aImost had to switch to the ten second ruIe Then when we do what What the heII can you do with an A A degree anyway - Waiting 00:16 Then when we do what What the heII can you do with an A A... You're a bastard So far I've made 15 percent of jack shit - Waiting 00:09 You're a bastard So far I've made 15 percent of... And Dean this is an expIoding offer - Waiting 00:05 And Dean this is an expIoding offer No you're fired - Waiting 00:12 No you're fired You reaIIy wanna know why I reaIIy do - Waiting 00:40 You reaIIy wanna know why I reaIIy do SecondIy everybody knows that I'm oraIIy fixated - Waiting 00:21 SecondIy everybody knows that I'm oraIIy fixated Women they're so fuckin' wiIy - Waiting 00:13 Women they're so fuckin' wiIy That's right You guys suck - Waiting 00:04 That's right You guys suck
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Cast

Monty - Ryan Reynolds
Serena - Anna Faris
Dean - Justin Long
Dan - David Koechner
Raddimus - Luis Guzmán
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