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I Iike you too Monty
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So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you? That's an...

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Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you? Monty: That's an understatement. Monty's Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral. Monty: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker. Monty's Mom: Uh huh... Monty: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place... Monty's Mom: The hooker and I. Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain. Monty's Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded? Monty: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should? Monty's Mom: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her. Monty: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms. Monty's Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing. Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out. Monty's Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story. Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex. Monty's Mom: If only I had been so lucky.


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I Iike you too Monty
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So what couId I get you to drink
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I trust you
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You know what You can count on me sir
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I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip
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that is the cooIest oId man I've met in my entire Iife
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How's your tabIe CoupIe of hicks
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Yikes Yeah but the check totaI's 63
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so even if they tip 15 percent I shouId make 10 bucks
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You're a bastard So far I've made 15 percent of jack shit

Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 299
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 55s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Young employees at Shenaniganz restaurant collectively stave off boredom and adulthood with their antics.


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