Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take 'em out, you...
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Dean:
Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in?
Monty:
Nothing!
Dean:
You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move!
Monty:
And then you go home, alone, to masturbate while you cry, using your own tears as lube...
[cut off]
Calvin:
Ok, that was once, and I was drunk, and *it was Valentine's Day*. So back off.
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What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing
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You take 'em out you pay for everything and you never make a move
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Then you home aIone to masturbate whiIe you cry using your own tears
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That was once and I was drunk and it was VaIentine's day So back off
Clip duration: 16 seconds
Views: 594
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 58s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Young employees at Shenaniganz restaurant collectively stave off boredom and adulthood with their antics.
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