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Dean:
Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Monty:
Nothing! Dean:
You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move! Monty:
And then you go home, alone, to masturbate while you cry, using your own tears as lube... [cut off] Calvin:
Ok, that was once, and I was drunk, and *it was Valentine's Day*. So back off
Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Monty:
Nothing! Dean:
You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move! Monty:
And then you go home, alone, to masturbate while you cry, using your own tears as lube... [cut off] Calvin:
Ok, that was once, and I was drunk, and *it was Valentine's Day*. So back off
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What happens with every girI you Iike Nothing
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You take 'em out you pay for everything and you never make a move
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Then you home aIone to masturbate whiIe you cry using your own tears
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That was once and I was drunk and it was VaIentine's day So back off
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Movie Summary
Young employees at Shenaniganz restaurant collectively stave off boredom and adulthood with their antics.
