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"Waiting for Guffman" quotes

Waiting for Guffman poster
An aspiring director and the marginally talented amateur cast of a hokey small-town Missouri musical production go overboard when they learn that someone from Broadway will be in attendance.

Director: Christopher Guest
Writer: Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $2,923,982
Released: 31 Jan 1997
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

45 video clips

Corky St. ClairRon AlbertsonSteve Stark, CouncilmanLloyd MillerUfo AbducteeGwen Fabin-blunt - CouncilwomanLibby Mae BrownDr. Allan PearlRaging Bull AuditionerGlenn WelschGlenn Welsch, MayorMrs. Allan PearlClifford Wooley
So what i'm understanding here - Waiting for Guffman 00:50 So what i'm understanding here Then i just hate you - Waiting for Guffman 00:07 Then i just hate you And the kids they're just having - Waiting for Guffman 00:12 And the kids they're just having So what i'm understanding here - Waiting for Guffman 00:50 So what i'm understanding here You have to go where the crowds are - Waiting for Guffman 00:15 You have to go where the crowds are We consider ourselves bl coastal if you consider - Waiting for Guffman 00:08 We consider ourselves bl coastal if you consider But who knew he was going to act and sing and dance - Waiting for Guffman 00:12 But who knew he was going to act and sing and dance If there's an empty space just say a line - Waiting for Guffman 00:06 If there's an empty space just say a line Softly I don't want to interfere - Waiting for Guffman 00:53 Softly I don't want to interfere Everybody dance - Waiting for Guffman 00:04 Everybody dance It's like a hitchcock movie - Waiting for Guffman 00:14 It's like a hitchcock movie They took me off into a separate room - Waiting for Guffman 00:52 They took me off into a separate room Cheering - Waiting for Guffman 00:27 Cheering It's like a it's a zen thing - Waiting for Guffman 00:10 It's like a it's a zen thing Aren't used to keeping their word - Waiting for Guffman 00:04 Aren't used to keeping their word He's trying to help me to change my instincts - Waiting for Guffman 00:05 He's trying to help me to change my instincts I always have a place at the dairy queen - Waiting for Guffman 00:05 I always have a place at the dairy queen Where do you want to do it - Waiting for Guffman 00:15 Where do you want to do it Nothing ever happens on mars - Waiting for Guffman 00:18 Nothing ever happens on mars I hear that french girls - Waiting for Guffman 00:28 I hear that french girls Corky In a funny way what the city council did - Waiting for Guffman 00:25 Corky In a funny way what the city council did I'm going to do a scene from the movieraging bull - Waiting for Guffman 00:10 I'm going to do a scene from the movieraging bull Blaine was on the map - Waiting for Guffman 00:19 Blaine was on the map I uh i'm walking on air you know - Waiting for Guffman 00:13 I uh i'm walking on air you know But we found him that's the important thing - Waiting for Guffman 00:20 But we found him that's the important thing Libby My aunt i brought out her atlas - Waiting for Guffman 00:35 Libby My aunt i brought out her atlas This is true - Waiting for Guffman 00:12 This is true And i had to have uh penis reduction surgery - Waiting for Guffman 00:18 And i had to have uh penis reduction surgery Let me ask you something You're a medical man - Waiting for Guffman 00:16 Let me ask you something You're a medical man 'cause we don't socialize with the creative types - Waiting for Guffman 00:14 'cause we don't socialize with the creative types But i was shopping for my wife bonnie - Waiting for Guffman 00:51 But i was shopping for my wife bonnie Um so how tall are you - Waiting for Guffman 00:07 Um so how tall are you To be an actor when i was a young fella - Waiting for Guffman 00:11 To be an actor when i was a young fella Corky I'd like you to close your eyes now - Waiting for Guffman 00:30 Corky I'd like you to close your eyes now I can't help it - Waiting for Guffman 00:11 I can't help it Hello how are you - Waiting for Guffman 00:04 Hello how are you God i wish i was in the show - Waiting for Guffman 00:05 God i wish i was in the show Ron You know in china - Waiting for Guffman 00:07 Ron You know in china My bubbee made a kishke - Waiting for Guffman 00:15 My bubbee made a kishke 'Cause it's almost as if you're squeezing your boobies out - Waiting for Guffman 00:05 'Cause it's almost as if you're squeezing... And you have to go where the love is - Waiting for Guffman 00:15 And you have to go where the love is Boy i didn't know deers could do that - Waiting for Guffman 00:05 Boy i didn't know deers could do that Teacher teacher i love you - Waiting for Guffman 00:41 Teacher teacher i love you It's like you know you know - Waiting for Guffman 00:07 It's like you know you know I dream of jeanie - Waiting for Guffman 00:25 I dream of jeanie

Cast

Gwen Fabin-Blunt - Councilwoman - Deborah Theaker
Steve Stark - Councilman - Michael Hitchcock
Tucker Livingston - Councilman - Scott Williamson
Glenn Welsch - Mayor - Larry Miller
Phil Burgess - Blaine Historian - Don Lake
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