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He's trying to help me to change my instincts
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Waiting for Guffman

He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them

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He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them

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He's trying to help me to change my instincts
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or at least ignore them
Duration
5 seconds
Views
519
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:39
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An aspiring director and the marginally talented amateur cast of a hokey small-town Missouri musical production go overboard when they learn that someone from Broadway will be in attendance.
To be an actor when i was a young fella - Waiting for Guffman 00:11
To be an actor when i was a young fella
Boy i didn't know deers could do that - Waiting for Guffman 00:05
Boy i didn't know deers could do that
Um so how tall are you - Waiting for Guffman 00:07
Um so how tall are you
'Cause it's almost as if you're squeezing your boobies out - Waiting for Guffman 00:05
'Cause it's almost as if you're squeezing...
Softly I don't want to interfere - Waiting for Guffman 00:53
Softly I don't want to interfere
Where do you want to do it - Waiting for Guffman 00:15
Where do you want to do it
It's like a it's a zen thing - Waiting for Guffman 00:10
It's like a it's a zen thing
This is true - Waiting for Guffman 00:12
This is true
Ron You know in china - Waiting for Guffman 00:07
Ron You know in china
And i had to have uh penis reduction surgery - Waiting for Guffman 00:18
And i had to have uh penis reduction surgery
Let me ask you something You're a medical man - Waiting for Guffman 00:16
Let me ask you something You're a medical man
Libby My aunt i brought out her atlas - Waiting for Guffman 00:35
Libby My aunt i brought out her atlas
So what I'm understanding here and correct me if I'm wrong - Waiting for Guffman 00:50
So what I'm understanding here and correct me if...
So what i'm understanding here - Waiting for Guffman 00:50
So what i'm understanding here
I always have a place at the dairy queen - Waiting for Guffman 00:05
I always have a place at the dairy queen
Corky In a funny way what the city council did - Waiting for Guffman 00:25
Corky In a funny way what the city council did
Then i just hate you - Waiting for Guffman 00:07
Then i just hate you
If there's an empty space just say a line - Waiting for Guffman 00:06
If there's an empty space just say a line
Everybody dance - Waiting for Guffman 00:04
Everybody dance
Aren't used to keeping their word - Waiting for Guffman 00:04
Aren't used to keeping their word