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[the Pearls and the Albertsons are dining at the Chop Suey Chinese kitchen] Ron Albertson:
Let me ask you something. You're a medical man. Dr. Allan Pearl:
Yes. Ron Albertson:
Uh... I wanna ask you something... if you... you... [stands up, prepares to drop trousers] Dr. Allan Pearl:
[Horrified]
Oh! Ron Albertson:
No, I, I... Dr. Allan Pearl:
Oh, for heaven's sake, no, noooooo... Ron Albertson:
Look, no please, I just want... Dr. Allan Pearl:
No! Mrs. Allan Pearl:
You don't have to do that... Ron Albertson:
Doctor, please... Dr. Allan Pearl:
Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!
Let me ask you something. You're a medical man. Dr. Allan Pearl:
Yes. Ron Albertson:
Uh... I wanna ask you something... if you... you... [stands up, prepares to drop trousers] Dr. Allan Pearl:
[Horrified]
Oh! Ron Albertson:
No, I, I... Dr. Allan Pearl:
Oh, for heaven's sake, no, noooooo... Ron Albertson:
Look, no please, I just want... Dr. Allan Pearl:
No! Mrs. Allan Pearl:
You don't have to do that... Ron Albertson:
Doctor, please... Dr. Allan Pearl:
Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!
Full Transcript
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Let me ask you something You're a medical man
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Allan Yes
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I want to ask you something If you you
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oh Ohh for heavers sake No
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No No please No I just want
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doctor please
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medicine man not go near dances with stumpy No
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Movie Summary
An aspiring director and the marginally talented amateur cast of a hokey small-town Missouri musical production go overboard when they learn that someone from Broadway will be in attendance.


