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Bank Teller:
Here's some truth for you... The Alarm Clock is a ridiculous name. It's not scary! Kanshasha X:
Man, she's pissing me off! Let's shoot her! Bank Teller:
Excuse me sir, could you lower your voice? Kanshasha X:
Aw, hell no! [raises her werewolf mask] Kanshasha X:
Now you're calling me sir? I am a ma'am, ma'am! Bank Teller:
I'm sorry... I didn't know what sex the werewolf was! Kanshasha X:
How many werewolves you see around here wearing a skirt? And a gun! NONE! Bank Teller:
You know what? Get out of here, you dicks! [throws sack back at Paul] Bank Teller:
You're a bunch of dicks!
Here's some truth for you... The Alarm Clock is a ridiculous name. It's not scary! Kanshasha X:
Man, she's pissing me off! Let's shoot her! Bank Teller:
Excuse me sir, could you lower your voice? Kanshasha X:
Aw, hell no! [raises her werewolf mask] Kanshasha X:
Now you're calling me sir? I am a ma'am, ma'am! Bank Teller:
I'm sorry... I didn't know what sex the werewolf was! Kanshasha X:
How many werewolves you see around here wearing a skirt? And a gun! NONE! Bank Teller:
You know what? Get out of here, you dicks! [throws sack back at Paul] Bank Teller:
You're a bunch of dicks!
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But the rest of you beat it
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What's going on Get the money
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Hey listen Our commitment is to truth
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not consistency Now fill the sack with cash
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Fine your commitment is to truth Here's some truth
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The Alarm Clock is a ridiculous name
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It's not scary
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Let's shoot her Excuse me sir
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could you lower your voice Oh hell no
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Now you're calling me sir I am a ma'am ma'am
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I'm sorry I didn't know what sex the werewolf was
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How many werewolves do you see around here wearing a skirt
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and a gun None
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Know what Get out of here you dicks You're a bunch of dicks
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Movie Summary
While Ron Burgundy's rivalry with Veronica Corningstone persists, a group of unprofessional thieves endeavor to make the truth known.

