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Paul Hauser:
[the Alarm Clock is robbing a bank... he approaches a teller]
We got guns! Now fill this sack with cash! Bank Teller:
Uh... what do your masks mean? Paul Hauser:
Just fill this sack with cash! Bank Teller:
Just what point Are you trying to make? Do you not like Lincoln? Paul Hauser:
Of course we like Lincoln. He freed the slaves. Bank Teller:
[looking at their masked faces]
So you like Lincoln, and uh... Nixon, and uh, werewolves? Paul Hauser:
What? Bank Teller:
I mean Nixon, whatever... he's kind of a creep. But werewolves? Werewolves are the walking undead... they're bloodthirsty killers! Who likes werewolves? Kanshasha X:
We don't like werewolves, man! We hate werewolves! Bank Teller:
Well, you've got a werewolf mask on, so... Kanshasha X:
I can see that! Bank Teller:
Are you bloodthirsty killers? Paul Hauser:
No... we are not bloodthirsty killers, okay? We're pacifists! Bank Teller:
It's not a really smart thing to tell somebody when you're robbing them, okay, that you're a pacifist, 'cause now I know that you're not going to kill me. Malcolm Y:
Man, somebody shut her up! Paul Hauser:
No no no... listen, you've got it all wrong, okay? This is just a cover, to cover our faces. Bank Teller:
No, I'm not gonna give you money, because you didn't deserve it! I mean, you say you're a political group? You come in here with a Nixon mask, and a werewolf mask, and a Lincoln mask? I'm gonna make connections! So... so what's your statement? [points to Malcolm Y] Bank Teller:
And this guy's not even wearing a mask! Malcolm Y:
[racks rifle]
'Cause I don't give a shit! Bank Teller:
That's scary to me. That works. I will give that gentleman a little bit of money. But the rest of you? Beat it!
[the Alarm Clock is robbing a bank... he approaches a teller]
We got guns! Now fill this sack with cash! Bank Teller:
Uh... what do your masks mean? Paul Hauser:
Just fill this sack with cash! Bank Teller:
Just what point Are you trying to make? Do you not like Lincoln? Paul Hauser:
Of course we like Lincoln. He freed the slaves. Bank Teller:
[looking at their masked faces]
So you like Lincoln, and uh... Nixon, and uh, werewolves? Paul Hauser:
What? Bank Teller:
I mean Nixon, whatever... he's kind of a creep. But werewolves? Werewolves are the walking undead... they're bloodthirsty killers! Who likes werewolves? Kanshasha X:
We don't like werewolves, man! We hate werewolves! Bank Teller:
Well, you've got a werewolf mask on, so... Kanshasha X:
I can see that! Bank Teller:
Are you bloodthirsty killers? Paul Hauser:
No... we are not bloodthirsty killers, okay? We're pacifists! Bank Teller:
It's not a really smart thing to tell somebody when you're robbing them, okay, that you're a pacifist, 'cause now I know that you're not going to kill me. Malcolm Y:
Man, somebody shut her up! Paul Hauser:
No no no... listen, you've got it all wrong, okay? This is just a cover, to cover our faces. Bank Teller:
No, I'm not gonna give you money, because you didn't deserve it! I mean, you say you're a political group? You come in here with a Nixon mask, and a werewolf mask, and a Lincoln mask? I'm gonna make connections! So... so what's your statement? [points to Malcolm Y] Bank Teller:
And this guy's not even wearing a mask! Malcolm Y:
[racks rifle]
'Cause I don't give a shit! Bank Teller:
That's scary to me. That works. I will give that gentleman a little bit of money. But the rest of you? Beat it!
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We got guns Now fill this sack with cash
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What do your masks mean
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Just fill the sack with cash
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Just what point are you trying to make
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Do you not like Lincoln Yeah of course we like Lincoln
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He freed the slaves So you like Lincoln and
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Nixon and werewolves
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What I mean Nixon whatever
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He's kind of a creep but werewolves
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Werewolves are the walking undead They're bloodthirsty killers
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Who likes werewolves We don't like werewolves
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We hate werewolves You've got a werewolf mask on
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I can see that Are you bloodthirsty killers
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No we are not bloodthirsty killers We're pacifists
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Not a smart thing to tell somebody when you're robbing them
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OK that you're a pacifist 'cause now I know you're not gonna kill me
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Somebody shut her up No listen
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You've got it all wrong OK They're just to cover our faces
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I'm not gonna give you money you didn't deserve it
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You say you're a political group
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Movie Summary
While Ron Burgundy's rivalry with Veronica Corningstone persists, a group of unprofessional thieves endeavor to make the truth known.




