And you never *once* paid for drugs!... Not once
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Dewey Cox:
[irritated]
I don't need people around me, stifling me. So if you don't like it, there's the door. Theo:
Dewey, are you sayin' you don't need us no more? Dewey Cox:
Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin. [brief pause] Theo:
FUCK YOU, DEWEY! Dave:
Yeah, fuck you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too? Sam:
And you never once paid for drugs. Not once! Dave:
You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house! Theo:
And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats! Dewey Cox:
The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt. Sam:
Fuck nobility! Dave:
Fuck Ancient Egypt! Theo:
...Fuck cats! Sam:
And you never paid for drugs. Not once. Dave:
[angrily]
You slept with my wife! Theo:
You slept with me, too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now! Sam:
And you never *once* paid for drugs!... Not once
[irritated]
I don't need people around me, stifling me. So if you don't like it, there's the door. Theo:
Dewey, are you sayin' you don't need us no more? Dewey Cox:
Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin. [brief pause] Theo:
FUCK YOU, DEWEY! Dave:
Yeah, fuck you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too? Sam:
And you never once paid for drugs. Not once! Dave:
You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house! Theo:
And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats! Dewey Cox:
The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt. Sam:
Fuck nobility! Dave:
Fuck Ancient Egypt! Theo:
...Fuck cats! Sam:
And you never paid for drugs. Not once. Dave:
[angrily]
You slept with my wife! Theo:
You slept with me, too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now! Sam:
And you never *once* paid for drugs!... Not once
Full Transcript
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I don't need people around me stifling me
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So if you don't like it there's the door
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Dewey
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Are you saying you don't need us no more
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Not unless you can open your mind and learn to play the fucking theremin
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Fuck you Dewey
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Yeah fuck you Dewey
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In 20 years not once have you thrown a woman my way
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You don't think we like cheating on our wives too
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And you never once paid for drugs Not once
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You pay that chimp more than you pay us
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I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house
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And those stupid Siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas
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I don't want any more Siamese glass cats
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The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in ancient Egypt
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Fuck nobility
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Fuck ancient Egypt
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Fuck cats
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And you never paid for drugs
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Not once
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You slept with my wife
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You slept with me too
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And I've had confused feelings about that for 10 years now
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And you never once paid for drugs
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Movie Summary
Singer Dewey Cox overcomes adversity to become a musical legend.
