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Wanda Sykes: Not Normal

Every morning, I'm looking in the mirrorlike, "What the fuck? What..." I got crow's feet

[audience laughing] Every morning, I'm looking in the mirror
like, "What the fuck? What..." I got crow's feet

Full Transcript

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Every morning, I'm looking in the mirror like, "What the fuck? What..."
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I got crow's feet.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:55
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Wanda Sykes, delivers a sharp-witted and hilarious critique on the state of the world, addressing her perspective on the current political and cultural climate, which she can only describe as, well - not normal.
That's-- - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:04
That's--
Two more years, I'mma to look like Cicely Tyson." - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:05
Two more years, I'mma to look like Cicely Tyson."
If someone offered me a deal tonight and said, "Wanda, here's your deal. - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:05
If someone offered me a deal tonight and said, "Wanda, ...
Or we'll switch him out tonight - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:12
Or we'll switch him out tonight
[audience laughing] - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:07
[audience laughing]
Because they let him walk up on Air Force One - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:08
Because they let him walk up on Air Force One
You would stop a stranger to get toilet paper off their shoe. - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:07
You would stop a stranger to get toilet paper off their shoe...
I've been in airports and, like, tracked people down for ten gates... - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:05
I've been in airports and, like, tracked people down fo...
[audience laughing] - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:07
[audience laughing]
I bet you there's been murderers on their way to the electric chair... - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:05
I bet you there's been murderers on their way to the el...
Passing the guards with toilet paper on their shoes... - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:05
Passing the guards with toilet paper on their shoes...
And the guards are like, - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:05
And the guards are like,
Oh, hold up, man, hold on. Let me get this off your shoe." - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:15
Oh, hold up, man, hold on. Let me get this off your shoe.&qu...
Trump passed Marine guards... - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:04
Trump passed Marine guards...
...up to Air Force One, - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:06
...up to Air Force One,
With toilet paper on the back of his shoe. - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:04
With toilet paper on the back of his shoe.
[audience clapping] - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:07
[audience clapping]
[audience laughing] - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:10
[audience laughing]
Always running off, Mar-a-Lago or somewhere, - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:06
Always running off, Mar-a-Lago or somewhere,
Hey, I was like, "We should just put the White House on Airbnb." - Wanda Sykes: Not Normal 00:22
Hey, I was like, "We should just put the White House on...