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Oh, no. How can I be of assistance? Well, the chicken is no longer a chickenand the...

WandaVision • S01E01 • 2021

Oh, no. How can I be of assistance? Well, the chicken is no longer a chickenand the lobsters just flew the coop so the steak is the last man standing. It says here I can cut down the prep timewith a meat tenderizer. Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer? -I'm looking at him.-Ah. Hoo-hoo in there! Hoo-hoo back to you! Okay. Finish the meat, find the lobsters.I'll be right back. I hope you're hungry. Starved, is more like it. My head is starting to feel woozy. Were either of you aware that married men are killing single menat an alarming rate? -What are you going on about?- And what's going on in there?

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Oh no

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How can I be of assistance

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Well the chicken is no longer a chicken and the lobsters just flew the coop

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so the steak is the last man standing

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It says here I can cut down the prep time with a meat tenderizer

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Excellent plan Where's the tenderizer

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I'm looking at him Ah

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Hoo hoo in there

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Hoo hoo back to you

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Okay

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Finish the meat find the lobsters I'll be right back

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I hope you're hungry

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Starved is more like it

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My head is starting to feel woozy

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Were either of you aware

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that married men are killing single men at an alarming rate

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What are you going on about

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And what's going on in there

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لا

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كيف يمكنني مساعدتك

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حسنا الدجاجة لم تعد دجاجة

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والسلطعون هرب لذلك شريحة اللحم هي المتبقية

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مكتوب هنا أنني أستطيع اختصار وقت التحضير باستخدام مطري اللحم

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خطة ممتازة أين مطري اللحم

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أنا انظر إليه

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مرحبا يا من هنا ومرحبا لك

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حسنا أنه إعداد اللحم واعثر على السلطعون

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سأعود بعد قليل

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أرجو أن تكونا جائعين بل نتضور جوعا

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بدأت أشعر بدوار

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هل يعرف أي منكما أن الرجال المتزوجين يقتلون الرجال العزاب بمعدل مثير للقلق

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عم تتحدثين

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وماذا يحدث في الداخل

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ওহ ন

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ক ভ ব স হ য য করত প র

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ব শ ম রগ আর ম রগ ন ই এদ ক চ ড় ম ত রই জ ন ল দ য় উড় প ল ল

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ত ই স ট কই এখন শ ষ ভরস

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এখ ন বল আছ ম ট ট ন ড র ইজ র ব যবহ র কর আমর ম স প রস ত ত র সময়ট কম ত প রব

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দ র ণ পর কল পন ট ন ড র ইজ র ক থ য়

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এট র দ ক ই ত ক য় আছ আহ

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ভ তর ক গ

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ভ তর আমর গ

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ওক

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ম স র ক জট শ ষ কর চ ড় গ ল খ জ ব র কর আম এক ষ ণ আসছ

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আপন দ র হয়ত ক ষ ধ প য় ছ

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প ট আগ ন ল গ গ ছ বল চল

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আম র ম থ ঝ মঝ ম কর শ র কর ছ

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আপন র ক উ ক জ নত ন

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য ব ব হ ত ল কর আশঙ ক জনক হ র স ঙ গ ল ল কদ র খ ন করছ

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ক সব বলছ

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আর ভ তর হচ ছ ট ক

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Åh nej

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Kan jeg hjælpe

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Kyllingen gik i barndom og hummerne er forfløjne

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så der er kun steak tilbage

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Der står det går hurtigst med en kødmørner

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Storartet Hvor er kødmørneren Han står lige foran mig

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Kukkuk

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Kukkuk i lige måde

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Gør kødet klar og find hummerne Jeg er straks tilbage

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Jeg håber I er sultne

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Nærmest udhungrede Jeg er helt svimmel

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Var I klar over at gifte mænd dræber enlige mænd i hobetal

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Hvad snakker De om Og hvad foregår der derude

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Wat kan ik doen

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De kip is geen kip meer en de kreeften zijn 'm gesmeerd

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dus komt alles aan op de steak

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Ik kan de bereidingstijd inkorten met een vleeshamer

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Puik plan Waar is de vleeshamer

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Die staat voor me

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Hallo daar

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Hallo terug

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Doe het vlees vind de kreeften Ik ben zo terug

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Ik hoop dat u trek heeft Ik ben uitgehongerd

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Ik word een beetje licht in m'n hoofd

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Wist u dat getrouwde mannen vrijgezelle mannen bij bosjes afmaken

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Waar heeft u het over

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En wat gebeurt daar

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Voi ei

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Miten voin auttaa

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Broileri ei ole enää broileri ja hummerit pakenivat

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Vain pihvit ovat jäljellä

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Ne kypsyvät nopeammin jos käytän lihanuijaa

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Erinomaista Missä lihanuija on

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Katselen häntä

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Kukkuu

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Samoin sinulle

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No niin

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Pehmitä liha etsi hummerit Palaan pian

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Toivottavasti nälättää

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Kuolen nälkään

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Minua alkaa pyörryttää

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Tiesittekö

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että ukkomiehet tappavat sinkkumiehiä pelottavalla nopeudella

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Mitä ihmettä tarkoitat

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Ja mitä tuolla tapahtuu

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Je peux t'aider

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Le poulet n'est plus et les homards se sont envolés

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le steak est le seul survivant

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Il paraît qu'on va plus vite avec un attendrisseur

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Excellent Où est l'attendrisseur

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Le voilà

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Coucou là dedans

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Coucou vous même

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Finis la viande trouve les homards

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Je reviens

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Vous avez faim

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On crève de faim

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Je suis au bord du vertige

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Saviez vous

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que les hommes mariés tuent des tas de célibataires

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De quoi parlez vous

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Et à quoi joue t il

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Wie kann ich dir helfen

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Das Huhn ist kein Huhn mehr die Hummer sind auf und davon

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bleibt nur noch das Steak

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Da steht es geht schneller wenn man das Fleisch klopft

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Guter Plan Wo ist der Fleischklopfer

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Steht vor mir

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Huhu da drin

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Huhu zurück

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Übernimm das Fleisch finde die Hummer Ich bin gleich wieder da

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Sind Sie hungrig

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Schon eher ausgehungert

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Mein Kopf fühlt sich ganz duselig an

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Wussten Sie

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dass alarmierend viele Ehemänner alleinstehende Männer töten

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Was reden Sie da

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Was geht da drin vor

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नह ओ

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म सह यत क स कर सकत ह

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ख र म र ग अब म र ग नह रह और झ ग मछल य न स र फ क प उड य

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इसल ए स ट क आख र आदम ह

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यह कहत ह क म म ट ट डर इज र क स थ प र प ट इम घट सकत ह

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बह त बढ य य जन न व द क र कह ह

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म उस द ख रह ह आह

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वह ह ह

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ह ह त म पर व पस

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अच छ ज

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म स खत म कर झ ग मछल य क ख ज म अभ व पस आऊ ग

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म झ आश ह क आप भ ख ह ग

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भ ख यह अध क पस द ह

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म र स र अज ब लगन लग ह

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क य आप म स क ई भ ज गर क थ

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क व व ह त प र ष एकल प र ष क खतरन क दर स म र रह ह

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आपक क मक ज क स चल रह ह

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और वह क य चल रह ह

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ह ह ह ह

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Oh tidak

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Apa yang bisa kubantu

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Ayamnya bukan ayam lagi dan lobsternya terbang

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maka tinggal steik

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Katanya aku bisa percepat persiapannya dengan pelunak daging

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Rencana bagus Di mana pelunaknya

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Aku sedang melihatnya

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Halo

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Halo juga

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Oke

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Selesaikan dagingnya temukan lobsternya Aku segera kembali

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Kuharap kau lapar

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Aku kelaparan

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Kepalaku mulai terasa pusing

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Apa kalian tahu

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bahwa tingkat pria menikah membunuh pria lajang sangat tinggi

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Apa yang kau bicarakan

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Apa yang terjadi di situ

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Oh no

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Come posso aiutarti

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Il pollo non è un pollo e le aragoste sono uccel di bosco

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Non resta che la bistecca

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Si dimezza il tempo di cottura con un batticarne

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Ottimo piano Dov'è il batticarne

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Lo sto guardando

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Uhh huu ci siete

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Uhh huu a lei

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Bene

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Finisci la carne trova le aragoste Io torno subito

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Avete fame spero

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Direi affamati

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Comincio ad avere dei capogiri

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Lo sapevate che

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gli ammogliati uccidono i single a rotta di collo

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Ma cosa dice

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E che succede

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Å nei

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Hvordan kan jeg hjelpe

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Kyllingen er ikke lenger en kylling og hummerne fløy bort

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så bare biffen er igjen

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Det står at det tar kortere tid med et mørnemiddel

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Utmerket plan Hvor er mørnemiddelet

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Jeg ser på ham

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Ho ho der inne

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Ho ho tilbake

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Ok

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Lag ferdig kjøttet finn hummerne Jeg er straks tilbake

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Jeg håper dere er sultne

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Skrubbsultne

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Jeg begynner å føle meg ør

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Visste dere

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at gifte menn dreper single menn alarmerende ofte

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Hva babler du om

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Og hva foregår der inne

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Ah não

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Como posso ajudar

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Bem o frango não é mais um frango e as lagostas voaram

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o filé é o último sobrevivente

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Aqui diz que posso reduzir o tempo com um amaciante de carne

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Excelente plano Onde está o amaciante

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Estou olhando para ele

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Uhuu aí dentro

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Uhuu de volta

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Está bem

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Termine a carne encontre as lagostas Volto já

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Espero que estejam com fome

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Famintos eu diria

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Estou começando a ficar tonta

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Algum de vocês sabia

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que homens casados estão matando solteiros em uma taxa alarmante

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Do que está falando

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E o que está acontecendo

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Нет

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Чем я могу помочь

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Курица больше не курица а лобстеры улетели в курятник

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так что остался только бифштекс

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Написано что можно сократить время с помощью мясного тендерайзера

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Прекрасно Где тендерайзер

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Я смотрю на него

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Приветики

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Приветулечки

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Ладно

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Закончи с мясом найди лобстеров Я скоро вернусь

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Надеюсь вы голодны

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Ещё как

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Голова начинает кружиться

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А вы знали

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что женатые мужчины убивают одиноких мужчин пугающе часто

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К чему это

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И что там происходит

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Oh no

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En qué puedo ayudarte

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Pues el pollo ya no es un pollo y los bogavantes han volado

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así que solo queda el filete

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Aquí dice que ganaría tiempo con un ablandador de carne

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Un plan excelente Y el ablandador

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Lo tengo delante

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Yuju los de dentro

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Yuju a usted

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De acuerdo

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Termina la carne Busca los bogavantes Enseguida vuelvo

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Estarán hambrientos

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Famélicos más bien

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A mí se me está empezando a ir la cabeza

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Pues sabían ustedes

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que los casados están matando solteros a un ritmo alarmante

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De qué está hablando

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Y qué pasa ahí

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Åh nej

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Hur kan jag hjälpa till

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Kycklingen är inte kyckling längre och humrarna har flytt fältet

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så nu återstår bara biffen

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Det står att stektiden blir kortare om man mörar köttet

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Strålande plan Hur gör man det

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Det gör du

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Hoho därinne

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Hoho själv

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Okej

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Möra köttet och leta rätt på humrarna Jag kommer strax

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Jag hoppas ni är hungriga

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På svältgränsen

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Jag börjar få yrsel

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Vet ni att gifta män dödar ogifta i oroväckande utsträckning

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Vad dillar ni om

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Och vad pågår därinne

Available in 16 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:47

Uploaded

Feb 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

action, comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

Blends the style of classic sitcoms with the MCU, in which Wanda Maximoff and Vision - two super-powered beings living their ideal suburban lives - begin to suspect that everything is not as it seems.