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Vision, you're a real cut-up

Vision, you're a real cut-up. You know, I alwaysthought you were kind of a square. -Me?...

WandaVision • S01E02 • 2021

Vision, you're a real cut-up. You know, I alwaysthought you were kind of a square. -Me? No, I'm as round as they come.- Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red? Well, hold on there a second. Didn't you hear the man?He doesn't eat food. Is gum food? Well, my understandingis that it's purely for mastication. No, I don't do that. Well, when in Westview... Cheers. Who knew you were such a funny guy? And to think you came here all hotand bothered about protocols and nonsense. We actually thought you were serious

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Vision you're a real cut up

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You know I always thought you were kind of a square

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Me No I'm as round as they come

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Hey care for a stick o' Big Red

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Well hold on there a second

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Didn't you hear the man He doesn't eat food

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Is gum food

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Well my understanding is that it's purely for mastication

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No I don't do that

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Well when in Westview Cheers

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Who knew you were such a funny guy

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And to think you came here all hot and bothered about protocols and nonsense

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We actually thought you were serious

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فيجين أنت مضحك فعل ا

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لطالما ظننتك ممل ا أنا لا أنا مسل جدا

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أتريد قطعة علكة

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مهل ا ألم تسمع الرجل إنه لا يأكل الطعام

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هل العلكة طعام

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أعرف أنه فقط للمضغ

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لا أنا لا أفعل ذلك

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حين أكون في ويست فيو في صحتكم

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من كان يعرف أنك مضحك هكذا

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وحين نتذكر أنك جئت إلى هنا منزعجا من البروتوكولات والتفاهات

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اعتقدنا أنك جاد

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Vision du er en vittig hund Jeg troede du var en dødbider

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Mig Næ jeg er skam spillevende

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Et stykke Big Red Stop en halv

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Han spiser jo ikke mad Er tyggegummi mad

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Det er vist udelukkende til oral stimulans

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Den slags bruger jeg ikke

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Skik følge Skål

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Du er en rigtig spasmager Og du plaprede løs om vedtægter

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Vi troede faktisk du mente det

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Vision je bent me er eentje Je leek me altijd een dooie

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Ik Nee joh ik ben springlevend

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Wil je een plakje Big Red

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Wacht even

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Je hebt hem toch gehoord Hij eet nooit

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Is kauwgum eten

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Zoals ik het begrepen heb gaat het om de masticatie

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Nee dat doe ik niet

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Als je in Westview bent Proost

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Ik wist niet dat jij zo geestig was

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En dan te bedenken dat jij je hier over protocollen druk kwam maken

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We dachten dat je het meende

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Olet sinä aikamoinen

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Olen aina pitänyt sinua tylsänä

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Minähän olen huvittava

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Haluatko purukumin

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Hetkinen

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Etkö kuullut Hän ei syö ruokaa

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Onko purkka ruokaa

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Tietääkseni se on vain pureskelua varten

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En minä piereskele

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No maassa maan tavalla

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En arvannut että olet noin hauska

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Ja äsken paasasit protokollasta

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Luulimme että olit tosissasi

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Tu es un comique

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Je te croyais coincé

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Il n'y a pas mieux huilé que moi

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Un Big Red

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Minute T'as pas entendu Il ne se nourrit pas

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La gomme à mâcher ça compte

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Je crois que c'est réservé à la mastication

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Je fais jamais ça

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On est à Westview Santé

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T'es marrant en fait

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Dire que tu as débarqué en parlant de protocoles à la noix

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On te croyait sérieux

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Du bist zum Schießen

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Ich dachte du wärst ein Spießer

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Ich Nein ich drehe den Spieß lieber um

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Hey möchtest du einen Streifen Big Red

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Moment mal Du hast ihn doch gehört Er isst nicht

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Das ist Kaugummi

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Das ist doch nur zur Mastikation

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Das mach ich nicht

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Wenn's hier so üblich ist

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Du bist echt witzig

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Und wie besorgt du getan hast um Vorgehensweisen und solchen Unfug

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Wir dachten du meinst das ernst

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द ष ट आप एक व स तव क कट अप ह

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त म ह पत ह म न हम श स च थ क त म एक वर ग क थ

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म नह म आत ह ग ल ह गय ह

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अर स ट क ओ 'ब ग र ड क द खभ ल

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ख र वह एक द सर क पकड

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त मन आदम क स न नह वह ख न नह ख त ह

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क य गम ख न ह

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ख र म र समझ यह ह क यह व श द ध र प स म स ट क क ल ए ह

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नह म ऐस नह करत

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ख र जब व स टव य म च यर स

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क न ज नत थ क त म इतन मज क य आदम थ

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और यह स चन क ल ए क आप प र ट क ल और बकव स क ब र म सभ गर म और पर श न थ

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हम व स तव म लग क आप ग भ र ह

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Vision kau lucu

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Aku selalu mengira kau kolot

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Aku Tidak aku modern

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Hei mau stik Big Red

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Tunggu

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Kau tidak dengar Dia tidak menyantap makanan

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Permen karet termasuk makanan

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Setahuku ini hanya untuk dikunyah

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Aku tidak mengunyah

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Ketika di Westview Bersulang

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Siapa menduga kau orang yang lucu

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Mendadak kau kemari bicara tentang protokol dan omong kosong

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Kami pikir kau serius

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Visione che sagoma

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Io ti pensavo un tipo quadrato

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Io No più rotondo di me si muore

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Ehi vuoi una gomma Big Red

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Aspetta un momento

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Non l'hai sentito Non mangia cibo

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La gomma è cibo

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Per quanto ne so io è solo per masticazione

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Questo non è da me

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Beh quando a Westview Salute

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Non sapevo che tu fossi spiritoso

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E pensare che sei venuto qui accaldato parlando di protocolli e scemenze

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Pensavamo che dicessi sul serio

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Vision du er teit

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Jeg har alltid trodd at du var kjedelig

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Nei jeg er kjempespennende

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Tyggegummi

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Vent litt

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Hørte dere ikke Han spiser ikke mat

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Er tyggegummi mat

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Det er visst kun for mastisering

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Det gjør jeg ikke

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Når du er i Westview Skål

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Tenk at du er så morsom

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Og tenk at du bekymret deg om regler og slikt tull

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Vi trodde du var seriøs

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Visão você é um estouro

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Sempre pensei que você fosse meio quadradão

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Eu Não eu sou superarredondado

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Ei quer um chiclete

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Bem espere aí um segundo

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Você não ouviu o homem Ele não come comida

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Chiclete é comida

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Bem meu entendimento serve puramente para mastigação

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Não eu não faço isso

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Bem já que estou aqui Saúde

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Quem diria que você é tão engraçado

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E pensar que você chegou todo preocupado com protocolos e bobagens

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Pensamos que você estava falando sério

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Вижн ну ты хохмач

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Знаешь а я всегда думал что ты туповат

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Я Нет Я остр насколько это возможно

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Как насчёт пластинки Биг Рэд

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Эй погоди ка

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Ты что не слушал его Он не ест еду

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А жвачка еда

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Ну в моём понимании она нужна только для мастикации

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Нет я таким не занимаюсь

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Ну что было в Вествью Вздрогнем

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Кто ж знал что ты такой хохмач

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Подумать только а пришёл сюда с мыслями о протоколах и прочем бреде

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Мы уже подумали что ты серьёзно

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Visión qué bromista

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Siempre te he visto chapado a la antigua

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Yo No mi chapa es muy moderna

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Te apetece un chicle

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Espera un segundo

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No le has oído Él no toma comida

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El chicle es comida

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Tengo entendido que es solo para la masticación

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No yo no hago eso

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Pues allá donde fueres Salud

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Quién diría que eras tan divertido

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Y pensar que has llegado todo preocupado por los protocolos y esas bobadas

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Pensábamos que hablabas en serio

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Du är ju helfestlig Vision Jag såg dig som lite fyrkantig

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Jag Nej då jag är så rund så

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Vill du ha ett Big Red

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Stopp där Han äter ju inte mat Är tuggummi mat

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Som jag förstår det är syftet ren mastikation

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Nej sånt håller inte jag på med

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Jag tar seden dit jag kommer

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Vem kunde tro att du var så rolig

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Du som kom hit och pratade om åtgärder och strunt

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Vi trodde du menade allvar

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Duration

37 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:13:44

Uploaded

Feb 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

action, comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

Blends the style of classic sitcoms with the MCU, in which Wanda Maximoff and Vision - two super-powered beings living their ideal suburban lives - begin to suspect that everything is not as it seems.