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Jesus h Fuckin' Popsicle I still don't have my billing reportsBut you've got time to sit here and Google your ass offWell I know one thing You've got your review coming up next weekAnd I can't wait to

But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel...

Wanted • 2008

Janice:
Jesus H. Fuckin' Popsicle! I still don't have my billing reports, but you've got time to sit there and Google your ass off? Well, I know one thing: you've got your review coming up next week, and I can't wait to start checking me off some big *fucking* *boxes*!Janice:Attitude: *poor*. Performance: *poor*. Management skills: *poor*. Works well with others? Ha! That's a fucking joke.Janice:What is this bullshit; who's this prick? Some loser gets his head blown off in the Metropolitan...Wesley:SHUT THE FUCK UP!Wesley: She has ONE, SINGLE iota of tenuous power! She thinks she can push everyone around?Wesley:You don't need this.Wesley:I understand. Junior High must've been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.Wesley:But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave - I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... go fuck yourself

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Jesus h Fuckin' Popsicle I still don't have my billing reports

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But you've got time to sit here and Google your ass off

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Well I know one thing You've got your review coming up next week

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And I can't wait to start checking me off some big fucking boxes

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Attitude Poor

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Performance Poor

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Management skills Poor

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Works well with others Ha That's a fucking joke

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What is this bullshit Who's this prick

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Some loser gets his head blown off in the metropol

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Shut the fuck up

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She has one single iota of tenuous power

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She thinks she can push everyone around

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You don't need this

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I understand

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Junior high must have been kinda tough

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But it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit Janice

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I know we laugh at you Janice

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We all know you keep a stash ofjelly doughnuts in the top drawer of your desk

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But I want you to know

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That if you weren't such a bitch

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we'd feel sorry for you

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I do feel sorry for you

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But as it stands the way you behave

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I feel I can speak for the entire office

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When I tell you

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Go fuck yourself

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يا إلهي

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أنا لم أحصل على تقارير المدفوعات بعد

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ولكنك لديك الوقت لتجلس هنا وتبحث بمحرك جوجل

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حسنا أنا أعرف شيئا واحدا

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سيكون لديك مراجعة تقييم الأسبوع القادم

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ولا أطيق صبرا لأبدأ في وضع العلامات أمام المربعات الكبيرة اللعينة

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السلوك ضعيف الأداء ضعيف

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مهارات الإدارة ضعيف

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يعمل جيدا مع الآخرين هذه نكتة لعينة

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ما هذه القذارة من هذا الأحمق

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شخص خاسر يتسبب في أن تنفجر رأسه على مبنى ميتروبوليتان

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اخرسي عليكي اللعنة

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ليس لديها سوى مثقال ذرة من السلطة

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وتظن أنها يمكنها أن تقود بها كل من حولها

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أنت لا تحتاجين لهذه

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أنا أفهم

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أن المدير يجب أن يكون متشددا نوعا ما

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لكن هذا لا يعطيك الحق بمعاملة العاملين لديك وكأنهم بعض القذارة يا جانيس

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إننا نسخر منك يا جانيس

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إننا جميعا نعرف أنك تخفين حلوى الدونات المحشوة في الدرج العلوي لمكتبك

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ولكني أريدك أن تعرفي أنه

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لو لم تكوني وغدة لكنا شعرنا بالشفقة عليك

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أنا حقا أشعر بالحزن لأجلك

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ولكن لأنك تتصرفين هكذا

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أشعر بأنني يمكنني أن أتحدث بالنيابة عن المكتب كله

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عندما أقول لك

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اذهبي وضاجعي نفسك

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Mais c'est pas Dieu possible de voir ça J'attends toujours mon rapport

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et pendant ce temps là monsieur se googelise le haricot

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Ce que je peux vous garantir

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c'est que vos notes d'évaluation approchent

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et que je suis impatiente de cocher les bonnes cases de ce putain de formulaire

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Attitude médiocre Performances médiocres

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Capacité managériale médiocre

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Quant à l'esprit d'équipe alors là laissez moi rigoler

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C'est quoi ça C'est qui ce mec

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Un con qui est allé se faire descendre sur le Metropolitan

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Ferme ta gueule salope

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Sous prétexte qu'elle a une toute petite parcelle de pouvoir

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elle croit qu'elle a le droit de pousser tout le monde à bout

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Confisqué

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Je sais Janice

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Vous avez dû avoir une scolarité difficile

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mais ça n'autorise pas à traiter ses subordonnés comme de la merde

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C'est vrai qu'on se fout tous de votre gueule

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On le sait que vous planquez des beignets dans votre tiroir

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Mais il faut que vous compreniez

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que si vous étiez moins garce on vous plaindrait au lieu de vous haïr

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J'aurais de la sympathie pour vous

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Mais malheureusement vu votre manière de faire

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je pense être l'interprète de tous ceux qui travaillent ici

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en vous disant

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allez vous chier dessus en enfer

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Zum Teufel nochmal ich habe immer noch keinen Rechnungsbericht

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Aber Sie haben Zeit hier zu sitzen und zu googeln

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Eins weiß ich genau

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Ihre Leistungsbewertung steht nächste Woche an

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und ich kann es kaum erwarten Ihnen mal gehörig die Punkte abzuziehen

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Einstellung mangelhaft Berufliche Leistung mangelhaft

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Führungsqualität mangelhaft

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Arbeitet gut mit anderen Das soll ja wohl ein Witz sein

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Was soll denn der Quatsch Wer ist der Wichser

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Irgendeinem Penner wird auf dem Metropolitan Building das Hirn

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Halten Sie Ihre blöde Klappe

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Sie hat ein winziges Quäntchen fragwürdiger Macht

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Sie meint sie kann alle herumschubsen

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Das brauchen Sie nicht

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Ich verstehe schon

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Die Highschoolzeit muss hart gewesen sein

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Aber das gibt Ihnen nicht das Recht Ihre Kollegen wie Scheiße zu behandeln

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Ich weiß wir lachen über Sie Janice

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Wir wissen alle von der Schachtel Donuts in Ihrer obersten Schublade

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Und Sie sollten wissen

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wenn Sie nicht so eine Zicke wären würden Sie uns richtig leid tun

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Sie tun mir auch leid

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aber so wie's aussieht so wie Sie sich verhalten

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dürfte es im Sinne der ganzen Abteilung sein

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wenn ich Ihnen sage

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Lecken Sie mich am Arsch

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Jesus H Fucking Popsicle I still don't have my billing reports

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but you've got time to sit here and Google your ass off

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Well I know one thing

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You've got your review coming up next week

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and I can't wait to start checking me off some big fucking boxes

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Attitude poor Performance poor

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HEART BEATING

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Management skills poor

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SCOFFS Works well with others That's a fucking joke

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HEART BEATING FASTER

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What is this bullshit Who's this prick

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Some loser gets his head blown off at the Metropolitan

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Shut the fuck up

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She has one single iota of tenuous power

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She thinks she can push everyone around

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You don't need this

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SOFTLY I understand

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Junior high must have been kind of tough

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but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit Janice

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I know we laugh at you Janice

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We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk

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But I want you to know

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if you weren't such a bitch we'd feel sorry for you

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I do feel sorry for you

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But as it stands the way you behave

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I feel I can speak for the entire office

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when I tell you

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go fuck yourself

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Yesus menjadi semakin tua es loli fucking

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Saya masih tidak mempunyai laporan penagihan saya

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Tetapi anda sempat duduk di sini dan google anda lain terlepas dari

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Tetapi saya tahu satu hal Anda mempunyai review anda muncul minggu depan

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Dan bisa sepertinya tidak menunggu untuk mulai pemeriksaan saya terlepas dari beberapa fucking besar bertinju

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Sikap lemah miskin

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Kinerja lemah miskin

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Keterampilan Manajemen lemah miskin

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Bertekun dengan lain Ha adalah satu fucking lelucon

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Apakah ini bullshit

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Siapakah tusukan ini

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Beberapa looser mendapatkan mencapai suatu peluru di atas terhadap satu puncak atap dari Metropolitan

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Ditutup manja rusak

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Dia mempunyai satu tunggal sekecil kecilnya dari tenaga energi lemah

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Dan anda berpikir anda bisa mendorong semua orang di sekitar

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Anda tidak memerlukan hal ini

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Saya memahami

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Junior tinggi harus berarti jenis tabah

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Tetapi itu tidak memberi mu hak untuk memperlakukan teman sekerja anda suka kuda shit Janice

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Saya tahu kita menertawakan anda Janice

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Kita semua mengetahui anda pemeliharaan penyembunyian selai kue donat di atas meja tulis anda

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Tetapi saya ingin anda untuk tahu

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Jika anda bukan suatu betina kita akan merasa kasihan pada anda

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Saya benar benar merasa kasihan pada anda Tetapi sebagai adalah apa anda bertindak

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Saya merasa seperti bisa sepertinya berbicara atas nama keseluruhan kantor Saya ingin mengatakan kepada anda

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Pergi diri Anda sendiri berhubungan kelamin

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本当に困った奴ね

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伝票は未だなの

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ここに座ってグーグルをいじくりましてよくもそんな時間が

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一つ教えてあがるよ貴方に来週に勤務評価が届くわ

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けれど私はあの忌々しい箱の中身のチェックするの楽しみ

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態度不良

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業績不良

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経営能力不良

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同僚との協調性ははとんでもないジョーク

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何がくだらないって

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誰がくそったれだって

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馬鹿な野郎がメトロリタンビルの屋上で拳銃の弾を受けた

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黙れクッソたれ

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あいつはごく小さい虫けらだ

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力も無いのに人を動かせると思っているのか

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お前には必要ない

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僕は分かったよ

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中学生は強くなるべきだ

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しかしお前には同僚を馬みたい扱う権利は無いジャニス

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みんなお前を笑っている

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知っているよお前がドーナツを机の上に貯めているのを

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教えてやろうか

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もしお前がそんな愚かで無ければみんな気の毒に思うだろうに

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本当に気の毒だよしかしお前の行動が

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このオフィスの全員に言いたいお前に言いたい

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この馬鹿たれー

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Да твою мать

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Я до сих пор не получила твой отчёт

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Зато у тебя есть время торчать в интернете

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Но я знаю одну вещь на следующей неделе мне писать твою характеристику

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И я с удовольствием влеплю тебе большие жирные минусы

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Отношение к работе дерьмо

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Исполнительность дерьмо

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Управленческие качества дерьмо

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Работа в коллективе ха Это просто смешно

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А это что за хрень

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Что за урод

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Какому то козлу прострелили башку на крыше Метрополитен

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Заткни свою гребанную пасть

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Ей дана капля власти и она считает что имеет право издеваться над нами

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Тебе это больше не нужно

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Я понимаю

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В школе над тобой издевались да

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Тебе было тяжело

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Но это не даёт тебе права вытирать ноги об подчинённых

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Я знаю все смеются над тобой

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Мы все знаем о запасе пончиков с джемом у тебя в столе

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Но я хочу сказать тебе

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Если бы ты не была такой сукой мы бы наверное жалели тебя

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И мне искренне жаль тебя но ты ведешь себя так что я вынужден

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сказать тебе от всего нашего коллектива Дженис дорогая

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иди ты в задницу

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Jesús todavía no tengo mi reporte de cuentas

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pero tu tienes tiempo para sentarte aquí y buscar tu culo en google

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Pero yo sé una cosa

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tendrás una revisión la próxima semana

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y no puedo esperar para destruirte

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Energía pobre Desempeño pobre Habilidades pobre

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Trabaja bien con otros Es una puta broma

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Quien mierda es este imbécil

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Un perdedor fue asesinado en el balcón Cállate la puta boca

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Ella es una perra con poder nuevo que cree que puede empujar a todos

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No necesitas esto

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Lo entiendo

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La primaria debió ser difícil pero no te da el derecho

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a tratar a tus trabajadores como basura Janice

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Yo sé como eres Janice

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Todos sabemos que guardas donas de mermelada en tu escritorio

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Pero quiero que sepas que si no fueras tan perra

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sentiríamos pena por tí

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Yo sentiría pena por tí

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Pero por como te comportas creo que hablo por todos en la oficina

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te queremos decir

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Vete a la mierda

Available in 9 languages

Duration

98 seconds

Views

3,880

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:38

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, crime, thriller

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

A frustrated office worker discovers that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.

Actors

Janice

Wesley