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It's my anorexic boss's birthdayThis means there's a certain amount of interoffice pressureTo stand around the conference tableEating crappy food and pretending to worship herMmm Oh that's so

It's my anorexic boss' birthday. This means there's a certain amount of inter-office...

Wanted • 2008

Wesley:
It's my anorexic boss' birthday. This means there's a certain amount of inter-office pressure to stand around the conference table, eating crappy food and pretending to worship her. Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable is the hardest work I'll do all day. My job title is account manager. I used to be called an account service representative, but a consultant told us we have to manage our clients, and to not service them. I have a girlfriend who I neither manage or service. That's my best friend Barry fucking her on an Ikea kitchen table I picked up for a really good price. I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days. In fact, the only thing I do care about is the fact that I can't care about anything. Seriously, it worries me. My name is Wesley Gibson. My dad walked out on my mom when I was seven days old. Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blue eyes and asked himself "did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the twenty-first century"?

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It's my anorexic boss's birthday

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This means there's a certain amount of interoffice pressure

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To stand around the conference table

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Eating crappy food and pretending to worship her

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Mmm Oh that's so good

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Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable

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Is the hardest work I'll do all day

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I wanna know who gave me this present

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My job title is account manager

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I used to be called an account service representative

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but a consultant told us

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We needed to manage our clients and not service them

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Yes Yes

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I have a girlfriend whom I neither manage nor service

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That's my best friend Barry fucking her

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On an Ikea kitchen table I picked up for a really good price

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I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days

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In fact the only thing I do care about

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Is the fact that I can't care about anything

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Seriously it worries me

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My name is Wesley Gibson

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My dad walked out on my mom when I was seven days old

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Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blue eyes and asked himself

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did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century

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إنه عيد ميلاد مديرتي المريضة بمرض فقدان الشهية

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وهذا يعني أن هناك قدر معين من الضغط داخل المكتب

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لنقف حول منضدة المؤتمرات

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ونتناول الطعام الرديئ ونتظاهر بأننا نعبدها

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هذا رائع

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التظاهر لخمس دقائق بأن جانيس

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لا تجعل حياتنا جميعا بائسة

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هو أصعب ما سأقوم به طوال اليوم

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لقبي الوظيفي هو مدير حسابات

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كنت أسم ى ممثل خدمة الحسابات

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ولكن أحد المستشارين أخبرنا أننا يجب أن ندير عملاءنا

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لا أن نخدمهم

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لدي صديقة لا أديرها ولا أخدمها

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ها هو أفضل أصدقائي باري يضاجعها فوق منضدة المطبخ

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التي اشتريت ها بسعر جيد حقا

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أجد من الصعب أن أهتم بأي شيء هذه الأيام

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في الحقيقة الشيء الوحيد الذي أهتم به هو أنني لا أستطيع أن أهتم بأي شيء

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حقا هذا يسبب لي القلق

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اسمي هو ويسلي جيبسون

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نتيجة البحث عن ويسلي جيبسون لا يوجد نتائج

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لقد هجر أبي أمي وأنا عمري سبعة أيام

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أحيانا أتساءل إذا ما كان سبق له النظر في عيني البريئتين وسأل نفسه

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هل أنجبت لتو ي أكثر الأوغاد تفاهة في القرن الحادي والعشرين

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C'est l'anniversaire de Janice ma chef anorexique

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Ce qui veut dire qu'on a tous intérêt à s'agglutiner

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autour de la table de conférence

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et à s'empiffrer de cochonneries en faisant semblant de l'adorer

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Excellent

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Pendant cinq minutes faire comme si Janice ne nous pourrissait pas la vie

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c'est le boulot le plus pénible que j'aurai à faire aujourd'hui

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Mon titre exact manager gestion comptabilité

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Avant j'étais agent de service comptabilité

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mais un consultant nous a expliqué qu'on ne devait pas servir le client

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mais le gérer

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Je vis avec une fille que je ne gère pas et ne sers pas non plus

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C'est Barry mon meilleur ami qui est en train de la sauter sur une table Ikéa

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que je n'ai pas payée bien cher

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J'ai un peu tendance à me foutre de tout ces derniers temps

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La seule chose dont je n'arrive pas à me foutre c'est du fait que je me foute de tout

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Vraiment ça m'inquiète

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Google Wesley Gibson Recherche J'ai de la chance

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Je m'appelle Wesley Gibson

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Wesley Gibson Aucun résultat

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Wesley Gibson ne renvoie à aucun document

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J'avais sept jours quand mon père a quitté ma mère

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Je me demande parfois s'il a plongé son regard dans mes yeux bleus et s'est dit

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Est il possible que j'aie engendré l'individu le plus insignifiant du XXle siècle

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Heute hat meine magersüchtige Chefin Janice Geburtstag

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Was zu einem gewissen internen Druck führt

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um den Konferenztisch herum zu stehen

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beschissenes Essen zu vertilgen und so zu tun als beteten wir sie an

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Mhm Der ist ja so lecker

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Fünf Minuten lang so tun als würde Janice uns nicht allen den Tag zur Hölle machen

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ist die schwerste Aufgabe die ich heute zu bewältigen habe

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Meine Berufsbezeichnung lautet Account Manager

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Früher hieß das noch Verwaltungssachbearbeiter

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aber ein Unternehmensberater sagte wir müssten unsere Kunden managen

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nicht bearbeiten

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Ich hab eine Freundin die ich weder manage noch bearbeite

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Das ist mein bester Freund Barry Er vögelt sie grade auf einem IKEA Tisch

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den ich sehr günstig erstanden habe

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Es fällt mir schwer mich überhaupt noch für irgendwas zu interessieren

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Eigentlich interessiert mich nur die Tatsache dass mich nichts interessiert

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Im Ernst das macht mir Sorgen

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Google Wesley Gibson Google Suche Auf gut Glück

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Mein Name ist Wesley Gibson

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Wesley Gibson Keine Ergebnisse

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Keine Dokumente mit Wesley Gibson gefunden

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Mein Dad hat meine Mutter verlassen als ich sieben Tage alt war

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Ich frage mich ob er mal in meine blauen Augen geblickt und sich gefragt hat

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Habe ich das unbedeutendste Arschloch des 21 Jahrhunderts gezeugt

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WESLEY It's my anorexic boss' birthday

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ALL CHATTERING

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This means there's a certain amount of inter office pressure

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to stand around the conference table

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eating crappy food and pretending to worship her

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That's so good

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WESLEY Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable

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is the hardest work I'll do all day

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My job title is account manager

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I used to be called an account service representative

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but a consultant told us we needed to manage our clients

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and not service them

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TRAIN RUMBLING

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MOANING

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I have a girlfriend whom I neither manage nor service

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That's my best friend Barry fucking her on an IKEA kitchen table

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I picked up for a really good price

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I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days

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In fact the only thing I do care about is the fact that I can't care about anything

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Seriously It worries me

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My name is Wesley Gibson

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My dad walked out on my mom when I was seven days old

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Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blues eyes and asked himself

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Did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century

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Sesungguhnya satu satunya hal yang saya lakukan memperhatikan fakta itu agar tidak memperhatikan apapun

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Sangat serius dimana saya

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Nama Saya adalah Wesley Gibson

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Bapak Saya memecahkan ibu saya ketika saya berusia tujuh hari

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Kadang kadang saya ingin tahu jika dia pernah melihat ke dalam mata saya yang biru dan bertanya dirinya

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Melakukan saya baru ayah paling cuai asshole abad ke 21

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僕には管理もサービスにも無縁なガールフレンドがいる

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親友バリー僕のイケアのテーブルの上で宜しくやっている

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近頃僕は物事に関心を払うのが厄介になってきた

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実は僕の関心といえば何に対しても関心が無い事さ

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僕は何者

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僕の名前はウェスリーギブソン

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僕が7歳の時父は母を追い出した

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父は赤ん坊の僕を見た事があるのかな

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父は21世紀で最も馬鹿な男だろう

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Это день рождения моей начальницы Дженис страдающей анорексией

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Все сотрудники при этом должны стоять вокруг стола

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есть разное дерьмо и делать вид что боготворят её

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Улыбаться на этом празднике это самая тяжёлая работа

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которую мне придётся сделать весь сегодняшний день

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Я рядовой менеджер

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Раньше я назывался сотрудником по обслуживанию клиентов но наш

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консультант сказал что надо управлять клиентами а не обслуживать их

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У меня есть подруга с которой я не могу справиться и которую я не могу обслужить

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А это мой лучший друг Барри

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Он трахает ее на столе который купил в IKEA Я взял его за действительно неплохую цену

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Мне на всё наплевать в последнее время

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и не наплевать мне только на то что мне на всё наплевать

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Серьезно и это меня очень напрягает

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Меня зовут Уэсли Гибсон

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Мой отец ушел от моей матери когда мне было всего 7 дней

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Я не знаю почему может быть потому что когда он посмотрел в мои голубые детские глаза

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спросил себя

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Неужели я отец самого никчёмного придурка 21 го века

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Es el cumpleaños de mi jefa anoréxica

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Eso quiere decir que hay cierta presión en la mesa de conferencias

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Incluso la comida chatarra pretende ser su compañera de trabajo

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Actuar por 5 minutos como si Janice no nos hiciera miserables todas nuestras vidas

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es el trabajo más duro que hice en todo el día

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El nombre de mi trabajo es Administrador de cuentas

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Solía ser llamado Representante de servicios contables

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Pero un consultor dijo que se requería administrar a nuestros clientes

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y no servir

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Tengo una novia a la cual no administro ni sirvo

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Ese es mi mejor amigo Barry cogiéndola

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en una mesa de cocina que yo escogí para ella

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Somos muy buenos amigos

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Se me hace difícil el preocuparme por algo en estos días

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De hecho lo único que me importa es el hecho de que no me importa nada

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En serio Qué me pasa

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Mi nombre es Wesley Gibson

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Wesley Gibson No se encontraron resultados

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Mi papá abandono a mi mamá cuando yo tenía 7 días

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A veces me pregunto si vio mis azules ojos de bebé y se preguntó

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Soy el padre del imbécil más insignificante del siglo XXI

Available in 9 languages

Duration

93 seconds

Views

1,242

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:20

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, crime, thriller

Production

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Movie Summary

A frustrated office worker discovers that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.

Actors

Wesley