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So I don't get itIf there's an entire defense industrywhy would the Pentagon want to buy anything from youThey don't want to they have toRemember Little LeagueHow at the end of the season they'd give

Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded

War Dogs • 2016

David Packouz:
So, I don't get it. If there's an entire defense industry, why would The Pentagon want to buy anything from you?Efraim Diveroli:They don't want to, they have to. Remember Little League? How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy and that one kid would always win it?David Packouz:Yeah, Evan Talbot.Efraim Diveroli:Right. But then, one year, somebody's mom complained? Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad? Even that fat retarded kid. Robbie Friedman, got one. That's kind of like what's happening here.David Packouz:I'm still confused, man.Efraim Diveroli:The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army. They gave all these no-bid contracts to Cheney's boys, and they got caught. So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field and now every Pentagon purchase, every gun, every grenade, every bullet, gets offered to small businesses for bidding. And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies. But The Pentagon's got to give little trophies to all the Robbie Friedmans of the world.David Packouz:So, basically, you're a fat retarded kid.Efraim Diveroli:Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded

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So I don't get it

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If there's an entire defense industry

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why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you

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They don't want to they have to

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Remember Little League

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How at the end of the season they'd give out that big MVP trophy

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and that one kid would always win it

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Yeah Evan Talbot

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Right But then one year somebody's mom complained

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Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad

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Even that fat retarded kid Robbie Friedman got one

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That's kind of like what's happening here

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I'm still confused man

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The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army

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They gave all these no bid contracts to Cheney's boys and they got caught

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So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field

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and now every Pentagon purchase every gun every grenade

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every bullet gets offered to small businesses for bidding

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And sure the big dogs still get the big trophies

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But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies

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to all the Robbie Friedmans of the world

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So basically you're a fat retarded kid

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Bro I'm the fattest and most retarded

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لذا أنا لا أفهم ذلك

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إذا كانت هناك صناعة دفاعية بأكملها

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لماذا يريد البنتاغون شراء أي شيء منك

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إنهم لا يريدون ذلك عليهم أن يفعلوا ذلك

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تذكر الدوري الصغير

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كيف في نهاية الموسم سيعطون جائزة أفضل لاعب كبيرة

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وهذا الطفل الوحيد سيفوز بها دائم ا

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نعم إيفان تالبوت

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يمين ولكن بعد ذلك سنة واحدة اشتكت والدة شخص ما

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ثم كان عليهم أن يمنحوا الجميع جائزة صغيرة حتى لا يشعروا بالسوء

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حتى ذلك الطفل السمين المتخلف روبي فريدمان حصل على واحدة

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هذا يشبه ما يحدث هنا

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مازلت في حيرة من أمري يا رجل

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لقد أخطأ البنتاغون أثناء إعادة بناء الجيش العراقي

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لقد منحوا كل هذه العقود بدون مزايدة لأولاد تشيني وتم القبض عليهم

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لذا بدأ بوش هذه المبادرة لتحقيق تكافؤ الفرص

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والآن كل عملية شراء للبنتاغون كل بندقية كل قنبلة يدوية

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يتم عرض كل رصاصة على الشركات الصغيرة لتقديم العطاءات

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ومن المؤكد أن الكلاب الكبيرة لا تزال تحصل على الجوائز الكبيرة

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لكن على البنتاغون أن يمنح جوائز صغيرة

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الى كل روبي فريدمان العالم

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إذن في الأساس أنت طفل سمين ومتخلف

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يا أخي أنا الأسمن والأكثر تخلفا

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Така че аз не го получи

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Ако има цяла отбранителна промишленост

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защо Пентагонът ще искате да си купите нещо от вас

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Те не искат да те трябва да

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Запомни Малката лига

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Как в края на сезона те ще дам че голяма MVP трофей

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и че едно дете винаги ще го спечели

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Да Евън Talbot

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Точно така Но след това за една година майка на някого се оплаква

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След това те трябваше да даде всеки малко трофей така че те няма да се чувстват зле

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Дори че мазнините изостаналост дете Robbie Friedman имам един

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Това е нещо като това което се случва тук

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Аз съм все още объркан човек

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Пентагонът прецака когато те са били възстановяването на иракската армия

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Те дадоха всички тези договори не в офертите за момчета Чейни и те хванат

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Така че Буш започна тази инициатива да създаде равни условия

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и сега всяка покупка на Пентагона всеки пистолет всеки граната

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всеки куршум получава се предлага на малки предприятия за наддаване

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И разбира се големите кучета все още получават големите трофеи

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Но имам Пентагона да даде малко трофеи

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за всички Роби Friedmans на света

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Така че общо взето вие сте мазнини изостаналост дете

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Брато аз съм най дебелата и най изостаналост

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Per tant no ho entenc

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Si hi ha tota una indústria de

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defensa per què ho faria el Pentàgon

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vols comprar te alguna cosa No volen han de fer ho

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Recordeu la Little League

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Com al final de la temporada lliurarien aquest

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gran trofeu de MVP i un nen sempre el guanyaria

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Sí Evan Talbot

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D'acord Però després un any s'ha queixat la mare d'algú

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Llavors havien de donar a tothom una petit trofeu perquè no es sentissin malament

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Fins i tot aquell nen retardat de greix Robbie Friedman en tinc un

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Això és com què està passant aquí

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Encara estic confós home

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El Pentàgon va fotut quan estaven reconstruint l'exèrcit iraquià

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Van donar tots aquests contractes sense licitació als nois de Cheney i van ser atrapats

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Així que Bush va iniciar aquesta iniciativa per igualar el

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terreny de joc i ara cada compra del Pentàgon cada arma

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cada granada cada bala se'ls ofereix petites empreses per licitar

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I segur els gossos grans encara aconsegueix els grans trofeus

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Però el del Pentàgon he de donar petits

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trofeus a tots els Robbie Friedmans del món

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Així bàsicament ho ets un nen retardat en greixos

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Germà sóc el més gros i el més retardat

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所以我不明白

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如果有一个完整的国防工业

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为什么五角大楼要向你购买任何东西

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他们不想却不得不

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还记得少年棒球联盟吗

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如何在赛季结束时他们会颁发那个巨大的 MVP 奖杯

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那个孩子总是会赢

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是的埃文塔尔伯特

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正确的但后来一年后有人妈妈抱怨过吗

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然后他们必须给每个人一个小奖杯这样他们就不会感到难过

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就连那个胖弱智的孩子罗比弗里德曼得到了一个

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这有点像这里发生的事情

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我还是很困惑伙计

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五角大楼在重建伊拉克军队时搞砸了

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他们把所有这些无标价合同都给了切尼的手下结果他们被抓了

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因此布什启动了这一举措以创造公平的竞争环境

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现在五角大楼的每一笔采购每把枪每一颗手榴弹

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每一颗子弹都会提供给小企业进行投标

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当然大狗仍然会获得大奖杯

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但五角大楼必须给予一些小奖杯

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致所有罗比世界上的弗里德曼

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所以基本上你是一个胖弱智的孩子

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兄弟我是最胖最弱智的

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Nešto mi nije jasno Ako postoji cijela obrambena industrija

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zašto bi Pentagon htio išta kupiti od tebe

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Nije da hoce nego mora

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Sjecaš se Male lige

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Kako su na kraju sezone davali pokal za najvrednijeg igraCa

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i jedan bi ga uvijek osvojio

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Da Evan Talbot

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ToCno Ali onda se jedne godine neCija mama potužila

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Pa su morali svakome dati mali pokal da ne bi bio žalostan

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Dobio ga je Cak i onaj debeli debilko Robbie Friedman

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Tako nekako ti je i ovo ovdje

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Još sam zbunjen CovjeCe

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Pentagon je sjebao stvar prilikom obnove IraCke vojske

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Dao je hrpetinu ugovora bez natjeCaja Cheneyjevim deCkima i ulovljen je u tome

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Zato je Bush poveo inicijativu za jednake poCetne uvjete

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i sad se svaka kupnja Pentagona svaka puška svaka ruCna bomba

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svaki metak nudi putem natjeCaja malim poduzecima

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I naravno velike face i dalje dobivaju velike pokale

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Ali Pentagon mora davati male pokale

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svim Robbiejima Friedmanima ovog svijeta

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ZnaCi u biti ti si debeli debilko

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Buraz ja sam ti najdeblji i najdebilniji

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Já to nechápu Když existuje celý obranný prùmysl

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proè by mìl Pentagon chtít kupovat nìco od tebe

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Nechtìjí ale musejí

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Pamatuješ dìtskou ligu

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Jak na konci sezóny dávali trofej pro nejužiteènìjšího hráèe

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a jak poøád vyhrával jeden kluk

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Jo Evan Talbot

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Jo A jak si pak jedna máma stìžovala

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takže museli dát malou trofej všem aby jim to nebylo líto

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I tomu dementnímu klukovi Robbiemu Friedmanovi

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Nìco takovýho se dìje i tady

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Ještì poøád jsem mimo

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Pentagon to pohnojil když znovu sestavoval iráckou armádu

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Dali všechny ty kontrakty bez soutìže Cheneyho hochùm a chytli je pøi tom

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Takže Bush zaèal vytváøet rovný podmínky pro všechny

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a teï o všechno co Pentagon nakoupí o každou zbraò každý granát

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a každý náboj se mùžou ucházet malý firmy

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Jasnì že velký ryby poøád dostávají velký trofeje

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Ale Pentagon musí dávat i malý trofeje

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všem Robbieùm Friedmanùm na svìtì

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Takže ty jsi v podstatì tlustý dementní dítì

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Já jsem ten nejtlustší a nejvíc dementní

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Jeg er ikke med Hvis der er en hel forsvarsindustri

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hvorfor vil Pentagon så købe af dig

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De vil ikke men de er nødt til det Kan du huske lilleputterne

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hvor de overrakte det store trofæ og det altid var den samme der vandt det

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Ja Evan Talbot Så var der en mor der brokkede sig

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Og så måtte de give alle et lille trofæ så de ikke blev kede af det

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Selv den fede tumpe Robbie Friedman fik et

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Det minder lidt om det her Jeg er stadig ikke med

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Pentagon kvajede sig da de genopbyggede den irakiske hær

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De gav Cheneys drenge alle kontrakterne og blev knaldet

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Derfor ville Bush give alle lige vilkår

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Og nu skal alle Pentagon køb hvert et våben hver en granat og kugle

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udliciteres til små virksomheder

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De tunge drenge får stadig de store trofæer

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Men Pentagon skal give små trofæer til alverdens Robbie Friedman'er

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Så i bund og grund er du en fed tumpe Jeg er den fedeste og største tumpe

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Ik snap het niet Als er een defensie industrie is

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waarom zou het Pentagon dan iets van jou kopen

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Omdat ze dat moeten

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Weet je nog in de pupillen

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Aan het eind van het seizoen werd de beste speler gekozen

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en dat was altijd dezelfde Ja Evan Talbot

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Ja tot een moeder ging klagen

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En daarna kreeg iedereen een trofee

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Zelfs die dikke debiel Robbie Friedman

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Dat gebeurt hier ook

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Ik snap 't nog steeds niet

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Het Pentagon verneukte 't toen ze het Iraakse leger weer opbouwden

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Ze gaven alle contracten aan Cheney's vrienden en ze werden betrapt

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Dus Bush wilde iedereen een gelijke kans geven

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en nu wordt elk geweer elke granaat

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en elke kogel openbaar aanbesteed

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En ja de grote jongens krijgen de grote trofeeën

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Maar het Pentagon geeft de kleine trofeeën

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aan de Robbie Friedmans

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Dus je bent een dikke debiel

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Ik ben de dikste en de debielste

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Ma ei mõista

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Kui on olemas terve kaitsetööstus

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Miks peaks Pentagon sinu käest ostma

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Nad ei tahagi aga peavad

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Lasteliigat mäletad

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Hooaja lõpus anti välja parima mängija karikas

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ja selle võitis alati sama tüüp

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Evan Talbot

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Ühel aastal kellegi ema kaebas

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Ja nad pidid kõigile väikese karika andma Et keegi kurb poleks

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Isegi paks väärakas Robbie Friedman sai ühe

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Siin on praegu sama lugu

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Ma ei saa ikka aru

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Pentagon keeras Iraaki aidates sita kokku

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Tellimused läksid otse Cheney omadele Aga nad jäid vahele

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Bush otsustas kõigile võimaluse anda

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ja nüüd peab iga Pentagoni ost Iga relv granaat

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ja kuul peab läbima ka väikefirmade hanke

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Suured nopivad ikka koore

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Aga Pentagon peab jagama karikaid

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ka Robbie Friedmanidele

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Nii et sa oled paks väärakas

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Kõige paksem ja väärakam

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En tajua

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Tälle on kokonainen teollisuuden ala

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Miksi Pentagon haluaisi ostaa mitään sinulta

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He eivät halua heidän on pakko

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Muistatko kuinka nappulaliigassa

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annettiin kauden lopulla arvokkaimman pelaajan pysti

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ja se sama poika voitti aina

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Niin Evan Talbot

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Sitten kerran jonkun äiti valitti

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Kaikille piti antaa pieni pysti ettei kenellekään tullut paha mieli

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Jopa se hidasälyinen poika Robbie Friedman sai sellaisen

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Sitä voi verrata tähän

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En vieläkään ymmärrä

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Pentagon mokasi kootessaan Irakin armeijaa uudelleen

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Se antoi kaikki toimeksiannot Cheneyn pojille ja jäi kiinni

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Bush aloitti hankkeen tasoittaakseen pelikenttää

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ja nyt kaikki Pentagonin ostokset jokainen ase kranaatti

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ja luoti kilpailutetaan pienillä firmoilla

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Isot tekijät saavat yhä isot pystit

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Mutta Pentagon antaa pieniä pystejä

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sellaisille kuin Robbie Friedman

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Olet siis paksu hidasälyinen pentu

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Olen paksuin ja hidasälyisin

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Je pige pas S'il y a une industrie de l'armement

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pourquoi le Pentagone voudrait traiter avec toi

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Ils veulent pas ils sont obligés

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Tu te rappelles la ligue des minimes

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En fin de saison ils donnaient un trophée au meilleur joueur

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Toujours au même gamin

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Oui Evan Talbot

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Une année la mère de quelqu'un a râlé

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Et ils ont filé un mini trophée à tous pour pas faire de jaloux

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Même ce gros débile de Robbie Friedman en a eu un

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C'est un peu ce qui se passe ici

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Je comprends toujours pas

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Le Pentagone a merdé en reconstruisant l'armée irakienne

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Ils ont filé tous les contrats aux potes de Cheney

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et se sont fait gauler

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Bush a eu cette idée pour égaliser les chances

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Et chaque fois que le Pentagone achète un flingue une grenade une balle

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il lance un appel d'offres ouvert aux petits

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Les gros poissons ont toujours les gros trophées

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Mais le Pentagone doit donner des mini trophées

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à tous les Robbie Friedman du monde

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En gros t'es un gros débile

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Je suis le plus gros et le plus débile

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Ich kapier's nicht

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Wenn's doch diese ganze Rüstungsindustrie gibt

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warum sollte das Pentagon dann irgendwas von dir kaufen wollen

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Die wollen nicht die müssen

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Erinnerst du dich an die Baseball Kinderliga

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Die haben zum Saisonende doch immer den besten Spieler prämiert

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Und da hat auch immer der gleiche Junge gewonnen

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Ja Evan Talbot

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Genau Und in einem Jahr hat sich doch mal 'ne Mutter beschwert

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Und dann mussten sie

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allen 'ne kleine Trophäe geben damit sich keiner schlecht fühlt

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Selbst der fette zurückgebliebene Robbie Friedman bekam eine

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Und so was Ähnliches passiert hier

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Ich kapier's immer noch nicht

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Das Pentagon hat Scheiße gebaut bei der Wiederaufstellung der irakischen Armee

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Die haben alle Aufträge an Cheneys Jungs vergeben und sind dann aufgeflogen

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Und dann hat Bush für gleiche Wettbewerbsbedingungen gesorgt

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Und jetzt muss alles was das Pentagon kauft jede Waffe jede Granate

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die gesamte Munition auch an kleine Unternehmen ausgeschrieben werden

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Und klar bekommen die Großen immer noch die großen Trophäen

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Aber das Pentagon muss jetzt die kleinen Trophäen

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unter den Robbie Friedmans der Welt verteilen

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Dann bist du also der fette Zurückgebliebene

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Bro ich bin der Fetteste und so was von zurückgeblieben

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Äå ôï êáôáëáâáßíù

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Áí õðÜñ åé ïëüêëçñç âéïìç áíßá Üìõíáò

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ãéáôß íá èÝëåé ôï ÐåíôÜãùíï íá áãïñÜóåé ïôéäÞðïôå áðü óÝíá

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Äå ôï èÝëïõí áëëÜ èá ðñÝðåé

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ÈõìÜóáé ôï ðñùôÜèëçìá ìéêñþí êáôçãïñéþí

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Ôï ðþò óôï ôÝëïò ôçò óåæüí Ýäéíáí ôï Ýðáèëï ôïõ êáëýôåñïõ ðáß ôç

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ðïõ ôï êÝñäéæå ðÜíôïôå åêåßíï ôï ðáéäß

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Íáß ï âáí ÔÜëìðïô

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ÓùóôÜ ÌéÜ ñïíéÜ ôüôå üìùò Ýêáíå ðáñÜðïíá ç ìçôÝñá åíüò ðáéäéïý

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êé Ýðñåðå ëïéðüí íá äßíïõí óå êÜèå ðáéäß Ýíá ìéêñü Ýðáèëï ãéá íá ìçí íéþèåé Üó çìá

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Áêüìá êé åêåßíï ôï ïíôñü êáèõóôåñçìÝíï ðáéäß ï Ñüìðé ÖñÞíôìáí ðÞñå Ýíá

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Áõôü ìïéÜæåé êÜðùò ìå üôé óõìâáßíåé åäþ

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Áêüìá ìðåñäåìÝíïò åßìáé ìÜí

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Ôï ÐåíôÜãùíï ôá ãÜìçóå üôáí ðñïóðÜèçóå íá áíáäéïñãáíþóåé ôïí Éñáêéíü óôñáôü

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äùóáí üëåò áõôÝò ôéò Áíåõ ðñïóöïñÜò óõìâÜóåéò

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óôïõò áíèñþðïõò ôïõ Íôßê ÔóÝúíé êé åêåßíïé ðßáóôçêáí óôá ðñÜóá

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ôóé ï Ìðïýò îåêßíçóå áõôÞ ôçí ðñùôïâïõëßá ãéá íá åîáóöáëßóåé éóüôéìïõò üñïõò áíôáãùíéóìïý

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êáé ôþñá êÜèå áãïñÜ ôïõ ÐåíôÜãùíïõ ãéá êÜèå üðëï ãéá êÜèå åéñïâïìâßäá

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ãéá êÜèå óöáßñá äßäåôáé óå ìéêñÝò åðé åéñÞóåéò ãéá õðïâïëÞ ðñïóöïñþí

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Êáé öõóéêÜ ôá ìåãÜëá óêõëéÜ êåñäßæïõí ôá ìåãÜëá Ýðáèëá

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ÁëëÜ ôï ÐåíôÜãùíï ðñÝðåé íá äþóåé ìéêñÜ ôñüðáéá

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óå üëïõò ôïõò Ñüìðé ÖñÞíôìáí ôïõ êüóìïõ

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¼ðüôå âáóéêÜ åßóáé Ýíá ïíôñü êáèõóôåñçìÝíï ðáéäß

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ÁäåñöÝ åßìáé ôï ðéü ïíôñü êáé ôï ðéü êáèõóôåñçìÝíï

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त म झ यह समझ नह आय

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यद स प र ण रक ष उद य ग ह

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प ट गन आपस क छ भ क य खर दन च ह ग

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व नह च हत उन ह करन ह ग

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ल ट ल ल ग य द ह

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क स स ज न क अ त म व वह बड एमव प ट र फ द ग

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और वह एक बच च हम श इस ज त ग

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ह इव न ट लब ट

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सह ल क न फ र एक स ल क स क म न श क यत क

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फ र उन ह हर क स क थ ड थ ड ट र फ द न पड त क उन ह ब र न लग

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यह तक क वह म ट म दब द ध बच च भ र ब फ र डम न क एक म ल

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यह क छ क छ व स ह ह ज स यह ह रह ह

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म अभ भ उलझन म ह य र

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जब व इर क स न क प नर न र म ण कर रह थ त प ट गन गड बड गय

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उन ह न य सभ ब न ब ल क ठ क च न क लड क क द द ए और व पकड गए

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इसल ए ब श न ख ल क म द न बर बर करन क ल ए यह पहल श र क

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और अब प ट गन क प रत य क खर द र हर ब द क हर ग र न ड

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प रत य क ब ल ट क छ ट व यवस य क ब ल लग न क ल ए प श क य ज त ह

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और न श च त र प स बड क त त क अभ भ बड ट र फ य म लत ह

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ल क न प ट गन क छ ट ट र फ य द न ह ग

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सभ र ब क द न य क फ र इडम न

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त म लत आप एक म ट म दब द ध बच च ह

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भ ई म सबस म ट और म दब द ध ह

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De valamit nem értek

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Ha a seregnek komoly beszállítói vannak

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miért akarna a Pentagon tõled vásárolni

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Nem akarnak muszáj nekik

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Emlékszel a kölyökligára

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Minden évben kiosztották a legjobb játékosnak járó kupát

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és mindig ugyanaz a srác kapta

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Igen Evan Talbot

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Aztán egyszer az egyik anyuka szót emelt ez ellen

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és akkor az összes kiscsávó kapott egy kupát hogy ne rinyáljon

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Még az a hájas kis kretén Robbie Friedman is

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Na itt is pont ez van

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Még mindig nem vágom

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A Pentagon elcseszte amikor új felszereléssel látta el az iraki sereget

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Az összes megbízást Cheney emberei kapták és a csávók lebuktak

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Így Bush kénytelen volt másnak is megbízást adni

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és minden Pentagon megrendelésre minden puskára minden gránátra

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és minden golyóra kis cégek is pályázhatnak

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Persze most is a nagykutyák kapják a zsíros falatokat

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De kisebbeket is elkezdtek osztogatni

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az összes Robbie Friedmannak

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Szóval te is egy hájas kretén vagy

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Én vagyok a leghájasabb és legnagyobb kretén

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Svo ég skil það ekki

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Ef það er heill varnariðnaður

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hvers vegna ætti Pentagon það viltu kaupa eitthvað af þér

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Þeir vilja það ekki þeir verða að gera það

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Manstu eftir Little League

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Hvernig í lok tímabilsins þeir myndu gefa út þennan

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stóra MVP bikar og að einn krakki myndi alltaf vinna hann

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Já Evan Talbot

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Rétt En svo eitt ár kvartaði mamma einhvers

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Þá urðu þeir að gefa öllum a lítill bikar svo þeim liði ekki illa

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Jafnvel þessi feiti þroskahefti krakki Robbie Friedman fékk einn

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Það er svona hvað er að gerast hér

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Ég er enn ringlaður maður

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Pentagon fokkaði þegar þeir voru að endurreisa íraska herinn

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Þeir gáfu alla þessa samninga án tilboðs til strákanna hans Cheney og þeir náðust

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Svo Bush hóf þetta frumkvæði að jafna aðstöðumun og nú

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öll Pentagon kaup hverri byssu hverri handsprengju

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hverri byssu er boðið upp á lítil fyrirtæki fyrir tilboð

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Og svo sannarlega stóru hundarnir fá samt stóru bikarana

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En Pentagon fékk að gefa öllum

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Robbie litla titla Friedmans heimsins

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Svo í grundvallaratriðum ertu feitur þroskaheftur krakki

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Bróðir ég er feitastur og seinþroskastur

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Aku masih tidak mengerti

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Jika seluruh industri pertahanan ada di sana

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Mengapa Pentagon membeli semuanya darimu

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Mereka tidak mau tapi mereka harus

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Ingat liga anak anak

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Pada akhir musim menyerahkan piala MVP yang besar itu

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Dan ada seorang anak yang selalu memenangkannya

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Ya Evan Talbott

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Benar Satu tahun kemudian seorang ibu mengeluh

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Dia harus memberi semua orang piala kecil agar tidak merasa kecewa

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Bahkan anak gemuk yang dungu Robbie Friedman juga dapat

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Hal yang sama terjadi di sini

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Aku masih bingung kawan

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Pentagon bingung ketika membangun kembali tentara Irak

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Mereka berikan semua kontrak tanpa tender pada orang orang Cheney

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Dan mereka ketahuan

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Jadi Bush mulai beri kesempatan yang sama pada semuanya

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Dan sekarang semua pembelian Pentagon

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Semua senjata

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Semua granat

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Semua peluru

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Di berikan pada pebisnis kecil untuk di tender

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Dan tentu saja pebisnis besar masih dapat piala yang besar

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Tapi Pentagon harus berikan piala kecilnya

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Pada semua Robbie Friedman di dunia

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Jadi pada dasarnya kamu anak gemuk yang dungu

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Bro aku yang tergemuk dan paling dungu

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Non capisco

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Se esiste un'industria della Difesa

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perché il Pentagono vuole comprare da te

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Non vuole Deve

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Ricordi le giovanili di baseball

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A fine stagione consegnavano il trofeo al miglior giocatore

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ed era sempre lo stesso bambino

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Sì Evan Talbot

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Esatto Solo che poi una mamma si è lamentata

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e perché nessuno ci restasse male hanno dato un piccolo premio a tutti

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Persino a quel ciccione ritardato di Robbie Friedman

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Funziona allo stesso modo

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Sono ancora confuso

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Il Pentagono ha fatto una cazzata quando ricostruiva l'esercito iracheno

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Ha concesso contratti senza gara d'appalto agli amici di Cheney e li hanno beccati

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Così Bush ha voluto far giocare tutti alla pari

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e ora per ogni acquisto del Pentagono per ogni fucile per ogni granata

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per ogni proiettile viene indetta una gara aperta anche alle piccole ditte

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Certo sono le grosse società ad aggiudicarsi i premi più grossi

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Ma il Pentagono deve dare anche piccoli premi

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a tutti i Robbie Friedman del mondo

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In pratica sei un ciccione ritardato

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Il più ciccione e il più ritardato di tutti

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Ja pastāv visa aizsardzības nozare

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kāpēc gan Pentagons gribētu kaut ko no jums pirkt

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Viņi negrib viņiem tas ir jādara

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Atcerieties Mazo līgu

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Kā sezonas beigās viņi izdalītu to lielo MVP

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trofeju un tas viens bērns vienmēr to uzvarētu

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Jā Evan Talbot

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Pareizi Bet tad vienu gadu kāda mamma sūdzējās

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Tad viņiem visiem bija jāiedod maza trofeja lai viņi nejustos slikti

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Pat tas resnais atpalicis bērns Robijs Frīdmens ieguva vienu

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Tas ir līdzīgi tam kas šeit notiek

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Es joprojām esmu apmulsis cilvēk

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Pentagons sagrāba kad viņi atjaunoja Irākas armiju

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Viņi visus šos bezsolīšanas līgumus atdeva Čeinija zēniem un viņi tika pieķerti

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Tāpēc Bušs uzsāka šo iniciatīvu lai izlīdzinātu konkurences

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apstākļus un tagad katrs Pentagona pirkums katrs ierocis

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katra granāta katra lode tiek piedāvāta mazajiem uzņēmumiem solīšanai

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Un protams lielie suņi joprojām saņem lielās trofejas

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Bet Pentagonam ir jāpiešķir mazas

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trofejas visiem Robijiem Pasaules Frīdmans

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Tātad būtībā jūs esat resns atpalicis bērns

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Brāli es esmu visresnākā un atpalikušākā

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Vis viena nesuprantu

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Jei egzistuoja ištisa gynybos pramonė

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kodėl Pentagonas nori pirkti iš tavęs

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Ne nori o turi

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Pameni Mažąją lygą

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Kai sezono pabaigoje įteikdavo Naudingiausio žaidėjo prizą

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kurį gaudavo vienas ir tas pats vaikis

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Taip Evanas Talbotas

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Teisingai Bet vienais metais kažkieno mama pasiskundė

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Tada jiems teko teikti prizus visiems kad niekas neliktų nuskriaustas

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Jį gavo net tas atsilikėlis storulis Robis Fridmanas

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Tas pats ir čia

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Vis viena nesuprantu žmogau

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Pentagonas susimovė kai nusprendė atkurti Irako kariuomenę

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Visos neviešos sutartys patekdavo į Čeinio vyrukų rankas bet viskas išaiškėjo

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Tada Bušas paskelbė apie lygių teisių visiems iniciatyvą

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todėl dabar smulkios įmonės gali dalyvauti

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Pentagono skelbiamuose konkursuose dėl visų ginklų granatų ar kulkų pirkimo

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Žinoma stambieji žaidėjai gauna stambiausius užsakymus

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Tačiau smulkius užsakymus Pentagonas dalija

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visiems robiams fridmanams pasaulyje

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Nori pasakyti kad esi atsilikėlis ir storas

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Storiausias ir labiausiai atsilikęs žmogau

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Значи не разбирам

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Ако има цела одбранбена индустрија

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зошто би Пентагон сакате да купите нешто од вас

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Не сакаат мораат

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Се сеќавате на Малата лига

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Како на крајот од сезоната би го доделиле тој голем

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МВП трофеј и дека едно дете секогаш ќе го освојува

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Да Еван Талбот

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Во право Но тогаш една година се пожали нечија мајка

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Тогаш тие мораа да им дадат на сите мал трофеј за да не се чувствуваат лошо

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Дури и тоа дебело ретардирано дете Роби Фридман доби еден

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Тоа е некако што се случува овде

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Сè уште сум збунет човеку

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Пентагон се заеба кога тие ја обновуваа ирачката армија

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Тие ги дадоа сите овие договори без понуда на момчињата на Чејни и тие беа фатени

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Така Буш ја започна оваа иницијатива да го израмниме полето

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за игра и сега секое купување на Пентагон секој пиштол

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секоја граната секој куршум се нуди мали бизниси за наддавање

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И секако големите кучиња уште ги добиваме големите трофеи

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Но на Пентагон мораше да им даде мали

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трофеи на сите Роби Фридмани на светот

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Значи во основа вие сте дебело ретардирано дете

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Брат јас сум најдебел и најретардиран

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Jadi saya tidak faham

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Jika terdapat seluruh industri pertahanan

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kenapa Pentagon nak beli apa apa dari awak

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Mereka tidak mahu mereka terpaksa

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Ingat Liga Kecil

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Bagaimana pada akhir musim mereka akan memberikan trofi MVP

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yang besar itu dan seorang kanak kanak itu akan sentiasa memenanginya

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Ya Evan Talbot

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Betul Tetapi kemudian satu tahun ibu seseorang mengeluh

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Kemudian mereka terpaksa memberi semua orang a trofi kecil supaya mereka tidak berasa teruk

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Malah budak terencat gemuk itu Robbie Friedman mendapat satu

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macam tu apa yang berlaku di sini

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Saya masih keliru kawan

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Pentagon kacau bila mereka sedang membina semula Tentera Iraq

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Mereka memberikan semua kontrak tanpa tawaran ini kepada anak lelaki Cheney dan mereka tertangkap

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Jadi Bush memulakan inisiatif ini untuk meratakan padang permainan

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dan kini setiap pembelian Pentagon setiap pistol setiap bom

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tangan setiap peluru ditawarkan kepada perniagaan kecil untuk pembidaan

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Dan pasti anjing besar masih mendapat trofi besar

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Tetapi Pentagon perlu memberikan sedikit

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trofi kepada semua Robbie Friedman di dunia

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Jadi pada asasnya anda budak terencat lemak

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Bro saya paling gemuk dan terencat

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Men hvis det finnes en hel forsvarsindustri

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hvorfor vil Pentagon da kjøpe noe av deg

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De vil det ikke de er nødt

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Husker du Lilleputtlagene

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Ved slutten av sesongen fikk årets spiller en stor pokal

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Og det var alltid én som fikk den Ja Evan Talbot

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Akkurat Men et år var det en mamma som klaget

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Og så fikk alle en liten pokal så ingen skulle bli lei seg

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Selv den feite evneveike gutten Robbie Friedman fikk en

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Det er liksom hva som skjer her

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Jeg er fortsatt forvirret

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Pentagon dreit på draget da de gjenoppbygget hæren i Irak

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De ga alle kontraktene direkte

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til visepresidentens venner og de ble tatt

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Så Bush innførte anbudssystemet for å rette opp bildet

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Og nå blir innkjøp av hvert eneste våpen håndgranat

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og kule satt ut på anbud til små virksomheter

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De store aktørene får selvsagt de store ordrene

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Men Pentagon må gi små pokaler til alle Robbie Friedmaner i verden

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Så du er altså en feit og evneveik gutt Jeg er den feiteste og mest evneveike

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بنابراین من آن را نمی فهمم

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اگر یک صنعت دفاعی کامل وجود داشته باشد

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چرا پنتاگون می خواهد از شما چیزی بخرد

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آنها نمی خواهند مجبورند

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لیگ کوچک را به یاد دارید

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چگونه در پایان فصل آنها آن جایزه بزرگ MVP را اهدا می کردند

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و اینکه یک بچه همیشه آن را برنده می شود

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آره ایوان تالبوت

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درسته اما بعد یک سال مامان کسی شکایت کرد

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سپس آنها باید به همه یک جام کوچک می دادند تا احساس بدی نداشته باشند

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حتی آن بچه عقب مانده چاق رابی فریدمن یکی گرفت

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این چیزی شبیه به آنچه اینجا اتفاق می افتد است

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من هنوز گیج هستم مرد

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پنتاگون زمانی که ارتش عراق را بازسازی می کرد خراب شد

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آنها همه این قراردادهای بدون پیشنهاد را به پسران چنی دادند و آنها گرفتار شدند

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بنابراین بوش این ابتکار را برای یکسان کردن زمین بازی آغاز کرد

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و اکنون هر خرید پنتاگون هر تفنگ هر نارنجک

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هر گلوله به مشاغل کوچک برای مناقصه پیشنهاد می شود

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و مطمئنا سگ های بزرگ هنوز هم غنائم بزرگ را دریافت می کنند

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اما پنتاگون باید غنائم کوچکی بدهد

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به همه رابی فریدمن های جهان

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بنابراین اساسا شما یک بچه عقب مانده چاق هستید

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داداش من چاق ترین و عقب افتاده ترینم

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Nie rozumiem Skoro jest przemys³ zbrojeniowy

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to po co Pentagon chce kupowaæ od ciebie

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Nie chc¹ Musz¹

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Pamiêtasz ligê juniorów

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Na koniec sezonu dawali puchar najlepszemu

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Zawsze temu samemu

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Evanowi Talbotowi

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Ale raz poskar y³a siê czyjaœ matka

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I ka demu musieli coœ daæ na pociechê

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Nawet upoœledzonemu Robbiemu Friedmanowi

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To ta sama zasada

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Wci¹ nie kapujê

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Pentagon da³ cia³a odtwarzaj¹c irack¹ armiê

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Wszystkie kontrakty dostali ludzie Cheneya

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ale siê wyda³o

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Wiêc Bush da³ wszystkim równe szanse

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i teraz ka dy zakup Pentagonu pistolet granat

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pocisk dostaje siê ma³ym firmom

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Jasne wielcy dostaj¹ wielkie puchary

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Ale Pentagon musi dawaæ te ma³e

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ka demu Robbiemu Friedmanowi

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Wiêc jesteœ upoœledzony

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Upoœledzony wœród upoœledzonych

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Mas eu não entendo Se há uma indústria da defesa

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por que o Pentágono quer comprar de você

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Não quer É obrigado

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Lembra se da Liga Mirim

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No fim do campeonato eles davam um grande troféu de MVP

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e aquele garoto sempre ganhava

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Sim Evan Talbot

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Certo Aí um ano a mãe de alguém reclamou

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E tiveram que dar a todos um pequeno troféu de consolação

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Até aquele gordinho retardado Robbie Friedman ganhou um

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É tipo o que acontece aqui

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Ainda estou confuso

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O pessoal do Pentágono pisou na bola ao reconstruir o exército iraquiano

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Eles deram contratos sem licitação para a turma do Cheney e foram pegos

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Aí Bush resolveu dar um cala boca

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e agora cada compra do Pentágono cada arma cada granada

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cada bala é oferecida a pequenos empresários para licitação

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E é claro os cachorros grandes ainda ganham os grandes troféus

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Mas o Pentágono tem que dar pequenos troféus

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para todos os Robbie Friedman do mundo

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Então basicamente você é um gordinho retardado

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Brô sou o mais gordo e mais retardado

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Nu pricep Dacã e o intreagã industrie de apãrare

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de ce ar vrea Pentagonul sã cumpere ceva de la tine

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Nu vor sunt nevoiti

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Tii minte Liga de Juniori

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Cum la sfârsitul sezonului dãdeau trofeul ãla mare pentru cel mai valoros jucãtor

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si un copil il câstiga mereu

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Da Evan Talbot

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Da Dar intr un an s a plâns mama cuiva

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Apoi au fost nevoiti sã dea tuturor un trofeu mic ca sã nu se simtã prost

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Chiar si pustiul ãla gras si retardat Robbie Friedman a primit unul

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Cam asa se intâmplã si aici

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Tot derutat sunt omule

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Pentagonul a gresit când au reconstruit armata irakianã

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Au dat toate contractele fãrã licitatie bãietilor lui Cheney si au fost prinsi

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Asa cã Bush a pornit o initiativã ca sã echilibreze balanta

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iar acum fiecare achizitie a Pentagonului fiecare pistol grenadã

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fiecare glont e oferit spre licitatie micilor comercianti

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Sigur cei importanti primesc trofeele mari

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Dar Pentagonul trebuie sã dea trofee mai mici

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pentru toti Robbie Friedman din lume

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Deci practic esti un copil gras si retardat

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Frate sunt cel mai gras si cel mai retardat

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Дакле не разумем

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Ако постоји цела одбрамбена индустрија

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зашто би Пентагон желео да купи било шта од вас

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Неће морају

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Сећате се Мале лиге

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Како на крају сезоне дали би тај велики

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МВП трофеј и тај један клинац би га увек освојио

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Да Еван Талбот

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Тачно Али онда једне године нечија мама се жалила

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Онда су морали свима да дају по мало трофеја да се не осећају лоше

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Чак и то дебело ретардирано дете Роббие Фриедман имам један

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То је као оно што се дешава овде

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Још увек сам збуњен човече

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Пентагон је зајебао кад су обнављали ирачку војску

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Дали су све ове уговоре без понуда Чејнијевим момцима и они су ухваћени

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Тако је Буш покренуо ову иницијативу да изједначи услове

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и сада свака куповина Пентагона сваки пиштољ свака

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граната сваки метак се нуди малим предузећима на лицитацију

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И наравно велики пси и даље добијају велике трофеје

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Али Пентагон мора дати мале

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трофеје свим Робијима Фридмани света

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Дакле у суштини ти си дебело ретардирано дете

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Брате ја сам најдебљи и најретарднији

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Nechápem to

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Ak existuje celý zbrojársky priemysel

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preèo by Pentagon chcel kupova nieèo od teba

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Lenže oni nechcú ale musia

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Pamätáš si detskú ligu

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Ako na konci sezóny vždy odovzdávali tú ve¾kú trofej pre najlepšieho hráèa

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ktorú vždy vyhral ten jeden chalan

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Jasné Evan Talbot

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Presne Lenže potom sa jeden rok nieèia mama s ažovala

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Takže museli da každému malú trofej aby sa necítili smutní

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Dokonca aj ten tuèný retardovaný chalan Robbie Friedman jednu dostal

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A nieèo podobné sa deje aj tu

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Stále nechápem èloveèe

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Pentagon to posral keï prebudovávali Irackú armádu

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Dali všetky kontrakty priamo Cheneyho chlapcom a potom sa to prevalilo

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Takže Bush zaèal iniciatívu pre vyrovnanie podmienok

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a teraz každá zakázka Pentagonu každá zbraò každý granát

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každá gu¾ka musí by ponúknutá malým dodávate¾om

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Jasné že ve¾kí hráèi si stále rozdelia ve¾ké trofeje

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Ale Pentagon musí rozda aj malé trofeje

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všetkým tým Robbie Friedmanom tohoto sveta

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Takže si v podstate tuèný retardovaný chlapec

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Kámo ja som ten najtuènejší a najretardovanejší zo všetkých

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Hvala stari Ne razumem Če obstaja cela industrija orožja

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zakaj Pentagon kupuje karkoli od tebe

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Saj ne želijo ampak morajo Se spomniš male lige

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Na koncu sezone so podeljevali veliko trofejo najboljšemu igralcu

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in vedno ga je dobil isti mulec Ja Evan Talbot

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Točno Enkrat seje neka mamica pritožila

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Potem so morali vsem dati trofejico da jim ne bi bilo hudo

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Celo debeli bebec Robbie Friedman jo je dobil

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Tako je tudi v tem poslu Še vedno sem zbegan

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Pentagon je zajebal ko so znova sestavljali iraško vojsko

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Vse pogodbe so dali Cheneyjevim ljudem pri tem so jih zasačili

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Bush je začel pobudo za enake možnosti v igri

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Zdaj morajo za vsak nakup Pentagona vsako puško granato

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vsak naboj ponuditi javni razpis malim podjetjem

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Jasno velike živine še vedno dobijo velike trofeje

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Ampak Pentagon mora dati male trofeje

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vsem Robbiejem Friedmanom na svetu

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Ti si torej debeli butelj

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Stari jaz sem najdebelejši in najbolj butast

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No entiendo

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Si hay una industria de la defensa

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por qué el Pentágono te quiere comprar mercadería a ti

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No quiere comprarme pero está obligado

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Recuerdas la Liga Menor

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Que al final de la temporada entregaban el trofeo a Mejor Jugador

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y siempre lo ganaba el mismo chico

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Sí Evan Talbot

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Eso Y recuerdas que un año una madre se quejó

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Y tuvieron que darle un trofeo a cada uno para que nadie se sintiera mal

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Hasta Robbie Friedman el gordito retardado se llevó uno

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Eso es más o menos lo que pasa aquí

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Sigo sin entender

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El Pentágono la cagó al reequipar el Ejército Iraquí

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Todos los contratos sin licitación

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fueron a los amigos de Cheney Y se supo

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Entonces Bush lanzó un programa para que fuera más justo

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y ahora todas las compras del Pentágono cada arma cada granada

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cada bala se abren a licitación para las pequeñas empresas

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Los peces gordos se siguen llevando el trofeo más grande

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Pero el Pentágono debe entregar otros trofeítos

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a todos los Robbie Friedman del mundo

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O sea que en síntesis eres un gordito retardado

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Soy el más gordito y el más retardado

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Jag fattar inte Om det finns en hel försvarsindustri

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varför vill då Pentagon köpa från dig

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De vill de inte men de måste

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Minns du knatteligan

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I slutet av varje säsong delade de ut pris till bästa spelaren

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och det var alltid till samma unge

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Ja Evan Talbot

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Ja Ett år var det en mamma som klagade

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Sen fick de ge småpris till alla så att de inte skulle blir ledsna

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Till och med den feta efterblivna Robbie Friedman fick pris

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Det är ungefär det som händer här

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Jag fattar inte

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Pentagon klantade sig när de återuppbyggde den irakiska armén

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De gav alla kontrakt till Cheneys killar och blev påkomna

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Bush försökte jämna ut konkurrensen

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så nu erbjuds Pentagons alla inköp vartenda vapen granat

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och kula till småföretag som får lägga offerter

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De stora aktörerna får fortfarande de stora prisen

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Men Pentagon måste ge tröstpris

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till alla världens Robbie Friedmans

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Så du är den feta efterblivna killen

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Jag är den fetaste och mest efterblivna av alla

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ด งน นฉ นไม เข าใจม น

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หากม อ ตสาหกรรมการป องก นประเทศท งหมด

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ทำไมเพนตากอนถ งต องการซ ออะไรจากค ณ

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พวกเขาไม ต องการ พวกเขาต องทำ

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จำล ตเต ลล กได ไหม

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เม อส นส ดฤด กาลอย างไร พวกเขาจะมอบถ วยรางว ล MVP อ นย งใหญ น น

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และเด กคนน นจะชนะม นตลอดไปเหรอ

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ใช แล ว อ วาน ท ลบอต

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ขวา แต แล วป หน ง แม ของใครบางคนบ น

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แล วพวกเขาก ต องมอบถ วยรางว ลเล กๆ น อยๆ ให ท กคน เพ อท พวกเขาจะได ไม ร ส กแย

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แม แต เด กอ วนป ญญาอ อนคนน น ร อบบ ฟร ดแมน ได แล วอ นหน ง

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น นเหม อนก บส งท เก ดข นท น

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ฉ นย งคงส บสนเพ อน

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เพนตากอนพ งทลายลงเม อพวกเขาสร างกองท พอ ร กข นมาใหม

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พวกเขามอบส ญญาไม ประม ลท งหมด ให ก บล กๆ ของเชน ย แล วพวกเขาก ถ กจ บได

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บ ชจ งเร มต นความค ดร เร มน เพ อยกระด บสนามแข งข น

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และตอนน ท กๆ การซ อของเพนตากอน ป นท กกระบอก ระเบ ดท กล ก

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ท กส ญล กษณ แสดงห วข อย อยจะถ กเสนอให ก บธ รก จขนาดเล กเพ อประม ล

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และแน นอนว าส น ขต วใหญ ย งคงได ร บถ วยรางว ลใหญ

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แต เพนตากอนต องมอบถ วยรางว ลเล กๆ น อยๆ

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ถ งร อบบ ท กคน ฟร ดแมนของโลก

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โดยพ นฐานแล ว ค ณเป นเด กป ญญาอ อนท อ วน

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พ ชาย ฉ นอ วนท ส ดและป ญญาอ อนท ส ด

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Anlamıyorum Ortada savunma sanayisi varsa

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Pentagon neden senden bir şeyler almak istesin

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İstemiyorlar mecburlar

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Minikler Ligi'ni hatırladın mı

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Sezon sonunda büyük bir en değerli oyuncu kupası verilirdi

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ve hep aynı çocuk kazanırdı

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Evet Evan Talbot

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Evet Sonra birinin annesi şikayet etti

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Üzülmesinler diye herkese küçük bir kupa vermişlerdi hani

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Şu şişko salak çocuk Robbie Friedman bile aldı

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Burada da aynı şey oluyor

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Hala kafam karışık

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Pentagon Irak Ordusu'nu yeniden kurarken çuvalladı

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Teklifsiz ihaleleri Cheney'nin adamlarına verdiler ve yakalandılar

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Bush da eşitlik sağlamak için bunu başlattı

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Pentagon'un satın aldığı her silah el bombası

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mermi küçük şirketler için ihaleye çıkartılıyor

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Tabii ki kodamanlar büyük işleri almaya devam ediyor

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Pentagon dünyanın tüm Robbie Friedman'larına

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küçük kupalar vermek zorunda

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Yani sen şişko salak bir çocuksun

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Birader benden şişko ve salağı yok

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Tao vẫn chưa hiểu

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Nếu có cả một nền công nghiệp quốc phòng

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việc gì Lầu Năm Góc phải mua đồ của mày

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Chúng nó đâu có muốn mà là buộc phải mua

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Nhớ giải Little League không

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Vào cuối mùa giải họ trao cúp vận động viên xuất sắc

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cho đứa nào thắng nhiều ấy

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Ừ là Evan Talbot

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Đúng Rồi một năm mẹ của đứa nào đó kêu ca ấy

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Và họ phải cho mỗi đứa một cúp để không đứa nào buồn ấy

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Kể cả thằng bệu thiểu năng Robbie Friedman cũng có phần

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Chuyện này cũng giống vậy

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Tao vẫn chưa hiểu

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Lầu Năm Góc thất bại trong việc tái thiết quân đội Iraq

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Họ giao hợp đồng chỉ định thầu cho đệ của Cheney và bị lộ

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Thế nên Bush ra sáng kiến cân bằng sân chơi

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và giờ mọi khoản mua sắm của Lầu Năm Góc súng ống lựu đạn

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đạn dược đều được đem ra đấu thầu

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Và dĩ nhiên bọn tay to đớp hết cúp to rồi

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Nhưng Lầu Năm Góc vẫn trao cúp nhỏ

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cho mọi Robbie Friedman trên thế giới

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Về mặt lí thuyết mày là thằng bệu thiểu năng

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Tao là thằng bệu thiểu năng nhất thế giới

Available in 37 languages

Duration

63 seconds

Views

1,300

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:19

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Based on the true story of two young men, David Packouz and Efraim Diveroli, who won a $300 million contract from the Pentagon to arm America's allies in Afghanistan.

Actors

David Packouz

Efraim Diveroli