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War Machine

I want you to go sit your ass down wherever the fuck your ass was officiallydesignated to...

I want you to go sit your ass down wherever the fuck your ass was officially
designated to sit, and I want you to tell Badi
to bring his ass back over here!

Full Transcript

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I want you to go sit your ass down
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wherever the fuck your ass was officially designated to sit,
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and I want you to tell Badi to bring his ass back over here!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:50
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An idiosyncratic general confronts opposition from enemies, allies, and bureaucrats while leading a massive rebuilding operation in Afghanistan.
I'm pretty sure the Afghan ambassador here is from Afghanistan. - War Machine 00:05
I'm pretty sure the Afghan ambassador here is from Afgh...
I don't want for this dinner to be awkward for you, General, - War Machine 00:12
I don't want for this dinner to be awkward for you, Gen...
I think that they are feeling inclined to withdraw altogether. - War Machine 00:05
I think that they are feeling inclined to withdraw altogethe...
And, uh, I should add that - War Machine 00:07
And, uh, I should add that
This must be a final moment, no? We cannot stay in Afghanistan forever. - War Machine 00:05
This must be a final moment, no? We cannot stay in Afghanist...
Writing a biography, is that something... you might be open to? Or... - War Machine 00:06
Writing a biography, is that something... you might be open ...
Today is Jeanie and my's 30th wedding anniversary, so, uh... - War Machine 00:05
Today is Jeanie and my's 30th wedding anniversary, so, ...
We'll come back again - War Machine 00:04
We'll come back again
Hmm. [CHUCKLES] - War Machine 00:08
Hmm. [CHUCKLES]
I was working out that we've spent less than 30 days a year together - War Machine 00:09
I was working out that we've spent less than 30 days a ...
- And... - [CLEARS THROAT] - War Machine 00:08
- And... - [CLEARS THROAT]
If September 11th hadn't happened... - War Machine 00:04
If September 11th hadn't happened...
If America hadn't been attacked and we hadn't gone to war, - War Machine 00:08
If America hadn't been attacked and we hadn't gone...
- Mmm. - But 9/11 did happen, didn't it? Hmm? - War Machine 00:04
- Mmm. - But 9/11 did happen, didn't it? Hmm?
Yes. Yes, I know. I know. I know, and I am... I'm sorry. - War Machine 00:05
Yes. Yes, I know. I know. I know, and I am... I'm sorry...
- I didn't say that to make you feel bad. - Why are you thinking about it? - War Machine 00:04
- I didn't say that to make you feel bad. - Why are you...
You just told me, one day you sat yourself down with a calendar - War Machine 00:05
You just told me, one day you sat yourself down with a calen...
I'm proud of me, too. You know? - War Machine 00:04
I'm proud of me, too. You know?
[SIGHS] - War Machine 00:06
[SIGHS]
Yes, every... Everything... - War Machine 00:04
Yes, every... Everything...