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I'm not fat. - [SEAN] I still, to this day
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War Machine

I'm not fat.- I still, to this day, don't know exactly what it wasthat Duckman did for...

I'm not fat.
- [SEAN] I still, to this day, don't know exactly what it was
that Duckman did for the general. [STAMMERING] It's a mixture
of cross-pollinational collation

Full Transcript

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- I'm not fat. - [SEAN] I still, to this day,
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don't know exactly what it was that Duckman did for the general.
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[STAMMERING] It's a mixture of cross-pollinational collation...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:42
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An idiosyncratic general confronts opposition from enemies, allies, and bureaucrats while leading a massive rebuilding operation in Afghanistan.
[SEAN] Admiral Simon Ball was Glen's public affairs officer. - War Machine 00:18
[SEAN] Admiral Simon Ball was Glen's public affairs off...
Matt Little was Glen's new civilian PR consultant. - War Machine 00:07
Matt Little was Glen's new civilian PR consultant.
- He was a DC marketing hotshot... - Straight flush. Hello? - War Machine 00:04
- He was a DC marketing hotshot... - Straight flush. Hello?
and sometime lobbyist who had thought - War Machine 00:09
and sometime lobbyist who had thought
Until he was offered a lot of money to sell it. - War Machine 00:05
Until he was offered a lot of money to sell it.
[SEAN] And Willy Dunne. - War Machine 00:09
[SEAN] And Willy Dunne.
This was General Whelan's room. It's got, uh, a great bathroom here. - War Machine 00:06
This was General Whelan's room. It's got, uh, a gr...
[SEAN] Willy laundered Glen's clothes. He did Glen's ironing. - War Machine 00:06
[SEAN] Willy laundered Glen's clothes. He did Glen'...
He polished Glen's shoes. - War Machine 00:10
He polished Glen's shoes.
[SEAN] Willy was the first person that Glen saw every morning - War Machine 00:13
[SEAN] Willy was the first person that Glen saw every mornin...
[GLEN] I don't know how it looks to you, Cory, - War Machine 00:06
[GLEN] I don't know how it looks to you, Cory,
We got the goddamn Pizza Kings and Burger Huts. - War Machine 00:05
We got the goddamn Pizza Kings and Burger Huts.
The entire base is rolling with Eurosexuals - War Machine 00:05
The entire base is rolling with Eurosexuals
Great to see you. You know Dick Waddle, of course. - War Machine 00:04
Great to see you. You know Dick Waddle, of course.
Seems to me that too much settling in - War Machine 00:06
Seems to me that too much settling in
- Should've gone with the weather. - [CHUCKLES] - War Machine 00:05
- Should've gone with the weather. - [CHUCKLES]
Glen, the president wants you to get the lay of the land here. - War Machine 00:05
Glen, the president wants you to get the lay of the land her...
President Obama, as you know, is drawing down troops in Iraq - War Machine 00:07
President Obama, as you know, is drawing down troops in Iraq
Henry Whelan was a good man, he meant well, - War Machine 00:06
Henry Whelan was a good man, he meant well,
Now, given your reputation and your formidable drive, - War Machine 00:09
Now, given your reputation and your formidable drive,