Lighten up Jayson
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Lucien:
Ya know, we could do this later if you want? Neil:
Oh god Lucien, she's ruined it for me Lucien. I mean it's all so boring now! Lucien:
Hey, hey let's put in a movie? Neil:
No, no more movies. It's no use, it's not enough anymore, ya know? It's just all so mundane and so predictable Lucien. Oh hey look! It's Jayson. Jayson's going to come in here and he's going to hand me a package, and then he's going hand me his thing, and I'm going to sign the thing and I'm going to hand it right back to him, and then he's going to get in his truck and he's going to drive of. Oh, it's... it's so predictable Lucien, it's not enough anymore, ya know? Where's the... Where's the adventure, you know? [while signing Jayson's package] Neil:
there's no adventure man. Where's the adventure Lucien? Jay:
You signed it Neil Adventure. [Neil signs it again] Jay:
You crossed out Adventure and wrote adventure again. Neil:
What does it matter Jayson? Huh! [Neil walks away] Jay:
It matters because I'm actually responsible for any package that doesn't have a valiad signature or receipt... Lucien:
[Goes to sign the package]
Jesus Christ... Jay:
I don't make the rules. Lucien:
Lighten up Jayson
Ya know, we could do this later if you want? Neil:
Oh god Lucien, she's ruined it for me Lucien. I mean it's all so boring now! Lucien:
Hey, hey let's put in a movie? Neil:
No, no more movies. It's no use, it's not enough anymore, ya know? It's just all so mundane and so predictable Lucien. Oh hey look! It's Jayson. Jayson's going to come in here and he's going to hand me a package, and then he's going hand me his thing, and I'm going to sign the thing and I'm going to hand it right back to him, and then he's going to get in his truck and he's going to drive of. Oh, it's... it's so predictable Lucien, it's not enough anymore, ya know? Where's the... Where's the adventure, you know? [while signing Jayson's package] Neil:
there's no adventure man. Where's the adventure Lucien? Jay:
You signed it Neil Adventure. [Neil signs it again] Jay:
You crossed out Adventure and wrote adventure again. Neil:
What does it matter Jayson? Huh! [Neil walks away] Jay:
It matters because I'm actually responsible for any package that doesn't have a valiad signature or receipt... Lucien:
[Goes to sign the package]
Jesus Christ... Jay:
I don't make the rules. Lucien:
Lighten up Jayson
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We can do this later if you want
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Oh god Lucien She's ruined it for me Lucien
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It's all so boring now
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Hey let's put in a movie
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No no more movies
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It's no use it's notenough anymore you know
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It's just all so mundaneand so predictable Lucien
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Oh hey look It's Jason
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Jason is gonna come in here
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and he's gonna hand me a packageand then he's gonnahand me his thing
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And I'm gonna sign the thingand hand it right back to himand he's gonna get in his truck
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He's gonna drive off
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Woo it's so predictable Lucien
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It's not enough anymore
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You know where is the where's the adventure you know
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There is no adventure man
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Where is the adventure Lucien
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You signed Neil Adventure
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I did
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Crossed out Adventure you wrote Adventure again
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What does it matter Jason
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Movie Summary
A film noir buff to the extreme is given a taste of his own medicine and has his life turned upside down by a kooky femme fatale with a big adventure in mind. Sometimes love is stranger than fiction.
