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In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the... Read all

Director: Zack Snyder
Writer: Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, Alex Tse
Production: N/A
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $107,509,799
Released: 06 Mar 2009
Awards: 11 wins & 24 nominations

168 Clips

Let's do it your way - Watchmen 00:04
Let's do it your way
If the United States and Soviet Union engage in all out war - Watchmen 00:19
If the United States and Soviet Union engage in all out war
TV said you were on Mars I am on Mars - Watchmen 00:13
TV said you were on Mars I am on Mars
Good joke - Watchmen 00:10
Good joke
Hey hey You know all this time you've been coming here - Watchmen 00:20
Hey hey You know all this time you've been coming here
Fine like this - Watchmen 00:04
Fine like this
When you left me I left Earth - Watchmen 00:05
When you left me I left Earth
Mother forgive me - Watchmen 00:04
Mother forgive me
ADRIAN What in life does not deserve celebrating - Watchmen 00:06
ADRIAN What in life does not deserve celebrating
WOMAN I'm glad I ordered the four legged chicken - Watchmen 00:04
WOMAN I'm glad I ordered the four legged chicken
SALLY I was a hero goddamn it - Watchmen 00:05
SALLY I was a hero goddamn it
His vision of a united world was - Watchmen 00:28
His vision of a united world was
ADRIAN We can do so much more - Watchmen 00:11
ADRIAN We can do so much more
The engines They're icing up Hold onto something - Watchmen 00:18
The engines They're icing up Hold onto something
Is everything all right - Watchmen 00:31
Is everything all right
In January 1971 - Watchmen 00:20
In January 1971
You were a better Nite Owl than I ever was Danny boy - Watchmen 00:14
You were a better Nite Owl than I ever was Danny boy
Maybe it was a political killing or something - Watchmen 00:16
Maybe it was a political killing or something
Forced everyone out except him - Watchmen 00:08
Forced everyone out except him
You're dead Rorschach - Watchmen 00:12
You're dead Rorschach
Why would I save a world - Watchmen 00:10
Why would I save a world
Are there no depths you won't sink to - Watchmen 00:10
Are there no depths you won't sink to
Watchmen are over Says Tricky Dick - Watchmen 00:07
Watchmen are over Says Tricky Dick
Bold moves Henry That's what's needed right now - Watchmen 00:13
Bold moves Henry That's what's needed right now
Some nice flowers - Watchmen 00:04
Some nice flowers
I've known Jon long enough to see he isn't devoid of emotion - Watchmen 00:12
I've known Jon long enough to see he isn't devoid of emotion
On a scale of zero to 10 zero meaning impossibility - Watchmen 00:21
On a scale of zero to 10 zero meaning impossibility
Ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world - Watchmen 00:14
Ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world
Clouds - Watchmen 00:03
Clouds
For a guy who calls himself the Comedian I can never tell when you're joking - Watchmen 00:06
For a guy who calls himself the Comedian I can never tell...
You're the closest thing to a friend I got What the fuck does that say - Watchmen 00:07
You're the closest thing to a friend I got What the fuck...
You keep calling me Walter I don't like you - Watchmen 00:06
You keep calling me Walter I don't like you
A live human body and a deceased human body - Watchmen 00:12
A live human body and a deceased human body
Things are tough all over cupcake - Watchmen 00:13
Things are tough all over cupcake
DAN So I've been thinking - Watchmen 00:30
DAN So I've been thinking
I can't even tell if he actually cares about me anymore - Watchmen 00:11
I can't even tell if he actually cares about me anymore
Now you find out what the score is - Watchmen 00:07
Now you find out what the score is
Adrian stop this - Watchmen 00:25
Adrian stop this
You're my only remaining link to the world - Watchmen 00:35
You're my only remaining link to the world
Your mind goes to dark places - Watchmen 00:06
Your mind goes to dark places
A world united and at peace - Watchmen 00:27
A world united and at peace
MAN 2 Good luck Mr Gorsky - Watchmen 00:05
MAN 2 Good luck Mr Gorsky
Just a matter of time I suppose - Watchmen 00:04
Just a matter of time I suppose
A pretty butterfly - Watchmen 00:04
A pretty butterfly
WALLY You see at the time I was misquoted - Watchmen 00:29
WALLY You see at the time I was misquoted
Goddamn I love working on American soil Dan - Watchmen 00:24
Goddamn I love working on American soil Dan
Dr Manhattan as you know - Watchmen 00:36
Dr Manhattan as you know
They claim their labors are to build a heaven - Watchmen 00:29
They claim their labors are to build a heaven
You wanna know my past Hm - Watchmen 00:36
You wanna know my past Hm
It's a joke It's all a joke - Watchmen 00:06
It's a joke It's all a joke
Rorschach's journal October 13th 1985 - Watchmen 00:35
Rorschach's journal October 13th 1985
Janey accuses me of chasing jailbait - Watchmen 00:36
Janey accuses me of chasing jailbait
I feel fear - Watchmen 00:06
I feel fear
Least I'm not the one still hiding behind a mask - Watchmen 00:12
Least I'm not the one still hiding behind a mask
This is the police We know you're in there - Watchmen 00:24
This is the police We know you're in there
JON I am looking at the stars - Watchmen 00:17
JON I am looking at the stars
Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned - Watchmen 00:35
Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned
I'm 67 years old - Watchmen 00:19
I'm 67 years old
I have cancer - Watchmen 00:15
I have cancer
In my opinion the existence of life - Watchmen 00:10
In my opinion the existence of life
You remember that crazy guy What'd he call himself - Watchmen 00:30
You remember that crazy guy What'd he call himself
It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems - Watchmen 00:09
It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems
Will you smile - Watchmen 00:32
Will you smile
She was pregnant - Watchmen 00:31
She was pregnant
The most powerful thing in the universe is still just a puppet - Watchmen 00:15
The most powerful thing in the universe is still just a...
RORSCHACH Rorschach's journal October 12th 1985 - Watchmen 00:34
RORSCHACH Rorschach's journal October 12th 1985
Men get arrested - Watchmen 00:09
Men get arrested
None of you seem to understand I'm not locked in here with you - Watchmen 00:11
None of you seem to understand I'm not locked in here with...
The Comedian was right - Watchmen 00:37
The Comedian was right
I heard joke once - Watchmen 00:35
I heard joke once
Do that thing you do - Watchmen 00:09
Do that thing you do
Let's do it your way - Watchmen 00:06
Let's do it your way
You fucking hobo - Watchmen 00:21
You fucking hobo
Therefore obscuring my vision of the present - Watchmen 00:58
Therefore obscuring my vision of the present
The TV said you were on Mars - Watchmen 00:41
The TV said you were on Mars
What are you talking about - Watchmen 00:45
What are you talking about
I am not afraid - Watchmen 00:14
I am not afraid
Everybody laugh - Watchmen 00:19
Everybody laugh
All this time you've been coming down here - Watchmen 00:22
All this time you've been coming down here
When you left me - Watchmen 00:11
When you left me
Two super powers retreating from war - Watchmen 02:35
Two super powers retreating from war
I'm so glad I got the four legged chicken - Watchmen 00:19
I'm so glad I got the four legged chicken
We can do so much more - Watchmen 00:23
We can do so much more
They're icing up - Watchmen 00:20
They're icing up
Is everything alright - Watchmen 00:46
Is everything alright
President Nixon asks me to intervene in Vietnam - Watchmen 00:38
President Nixon asks me to intervene in Vietnam
You were a better Nite Owl than I ever was - Watchmen 00:37
You were a better Nite Owl than I ever was
Or maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes - Watchmen 00:46
Or maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes
His vision of a united world - Watchmen 00:56
His vision of a united world
They forced everyone out except him - Watchmen 00:17
They forced everyone out except him
You know if we'd lost here in Vietnam - Watchmen 00:25
You know if we'd lost here in Vietnam
We got a prison full of killers out here - Watchmen 00:21
We got a prison full of killers out here
Adrian's a pacifist - Watchmen 00:17
Adrian's a pacifist
Are there no depths you won't sink to - Watchmen 00:26
Are there no depths you won't sink to
Only what can happen does happen - Watchmen 00:25
Only what can happen does happen
Is that bean juice - Watchmen 00:29
Is that bean juice
I'm disappointed in you - Watchmen 00:29
I'm disappointed in you
Watchmen are over - Watchmen 00:17
Watchmen are over
The first being Hollis Mason - Watchmen 06:19
The first being Hollis Mason
That's what's needed right now - Watchmen 00:32
That's what's needed right now
I've known John long enough to see he isn't devoid of emotion - Watchmen 00:46
I've known John long enough to see he isn't devoid of...
I invited you out to dinner to catch up and have a few laughs - Watchmen 00:16
I invited you out to dinner to catch up and have a few...
The Comedian's dead - Watchmen 00:41
The Comedian's dead
I can never tell when you're joking - Watchmen 00:28
I can never tell when you're joking
You're the closest thing to a friend I got - Watchmen 00:25
You're the closest thing to a friend I got
Some nice flowers - Watchmen 00:13
Some nice flowers
Ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world - Watchmen 00:44
Ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world
So I've been thinking - Watchmen 01:11
So I've been thinking
I can't even tell if he actually cares about me any more - Watchmen 00:33
I can't even tell if he actually cares about me any more
Come and get me - Watchmen 00:23
Come and get me
Now you're gonna find out what the score is - Watchmen 00:24
Now you're gonna find out what the score is
Things are tough all over - Watchmen 00:33
Things are tough all over
This is where we hold our conversation - Watchmen 03:52
This is where we hold our conversation
I don't like you - Watchmen 00:20
I don't like you
Alexander of Macedonia - Watchmen 00:43
Alexander of Macedonia
The tachyons were clever - Watchmen 00:29
The tachyons were clever
You're my only remaining link to the world - Watchmen 00:25
You're my only remaining link to the world
A world united in peace - Watchmen 00:29
A world united in peace
Once a man has seen society's black underbelly - Watchmen 00:29
Once a man has seen society's black underbelly
No  spelled Y E S - Watchmen 00:13
No spelled Y E S
There's a maintenance hatch that will let you out two blocks north - Watchmen 00:18
There's a maintenance hatch that will let you out two blocks...
Need to visit men's room - Watchmen 00:10
Need to visit men's room
While everyone's distracted - Watchmen 00:54
While everyone's distracted
A pretty butterfly - Watchmen 00:11
A pretty butterfly
Don't be alarmed - Watchmen 01:09
Don't be alarmed
Justice matters - Watchmen 01:38
Justice matters
What do you see - Watchmen 00:17
What do you see
You must protect Veidt's new utopia - Watchmen 00:25
You must protect Veidt's new utopia
Midnight representing the threat of nuclear war - Watchmen 01:46
Midnight representing the threat of nuclear war
You wanna know my past - Watchmen 04:02
You wanna know my past
Leaving me alone - Watchmen 04:03
Leaving me alone
Another ultimate weapon - Watchmen 00:21
Another ultimate weapon
God damn I love working on American soil - Watchmen 00:51
God damn I love working on American soil
This city's afraid of me - Watchmen 00:19
This city's afraid of me
They claim their labors are to build a heaven - Watchmen 00:46
They claim their labors are to build a heaven
It's all a joke - Watchmen 00:11
It's all a joke
Janey accuses me of chasing jailbait - Watchmen 01:08
Janey accuses me of chasing jailbait
I'm not the one still hiding behind a mask - Watchmen 00:26
I'm not the one still hiding behind a mask
This is the police - Watchmen 00:49
This is the police
For the last time - Watchmen 00:06
For the last time
I am looking at the stars - Watchmen 00:38
I am looking at the stars
You forgot how we do things - Watchmen 01:13
You forgot how we do things
Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned - Watchmen 01:19
Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned
Even the grimy parts of it - Watchmen 00:31
Even the grimy parts of it
I'm 67 years old - Watchmen 00:30
I'm 67 years old
What kind of cancer - Watchmen 00:29
What kind of cancer
Everyone will die - Watchmen 00:20
Everyone will die
Do you remember that crazy guy - Watchmen 01:41
Do you remember that crazy guy
Give me back my face - Watchmen 00:14
Give me back my face
It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems - Watchmen 00:40
It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems
If I admit I was wrong - Watchmen 01:35
If I admit I was wrong
It's your super powers retreating from war - Watchmen 03:38
It's your super powers retreating from war
Still just a puppet - Watchmen 00:35
Still just a puppet
What happened to the American Dream - Watchmen 00:21
What happened to the American Dream
And you know what - Watchmen 00:45
And you know what
She was pregnant - Watchmen 01:01
She was pregnant
Men get arrested - Watchmen 00:11
Men get arrested
The Comedian was right - Watchmen 01:47
The Comedian was right
Rorschach's Journal - Watchmen 01:15
Rorschach's Journal
Never compromise - Watchmen 00:27
Never compromise
Not even in the face of Armageddon - Watchmen 00:19
Not even in the face of Armageddon
None of you seem to understand - Watchmen 00:13
None of you seem to understand
I heard joke once - Watchmen 01:08
I heard joke once
He wrote that book - Watchmen 00:47
He wrote that book
God didn't kill that little girl - Watchmen 00:51
God didn't kill that little girl
You keep calling me Walter - Watchmen 00:16
You keep calling me Walter
Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before - Watchmen 00:16
Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before
Just a matter of time - Watchmen 00:11
Just a matter of time

Cast

Laurie Jupiter - Malin Akerman
Dr. Manhattan - Billy Crudup
Adrian Veidt - Matthew Goode
Rorschach - Jackie Earle Haley
Edward Blake - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Dan Dreiberg - Patrick Wilson
Sally Jupiter - Carla Gugino
Moloch - Matt Frewer
Hollis Mason - Stephen McHattie
Janey Slater - Laura Mennell
Wally Weaver - Rob LaBelle
John McLaughlin - Gary Houston
Pat Buchanan - James M. Connor
Eleanor Clift - Mary Ann Burger
Doug Roth - John Shaw
Richard Nixon - Robert Wisden
Detective Fine - Jerry Wasserman
Detective Gallagher - Don Thompson
Henry Kissinger - Frank Novak
NORAD General - Sean Allan
NORAD General - Garry Chalk
Ted Koppel - Ron Fassler
Janet Black - Stephanie Belding
Paul Klein - Michael Kopsa
Prison Psychiatrist - William S. Taylor
Dumb Thug - Chris Burns
Fat Thug - Malcolm Scott
Huge Prisoner - Danny Wattley
Vietnamese Girl - Nhi Do
Lee Iacocca - Walter Addison
Child Murderer - David MacKay
Agent Forbes - Fulvio Cecere
Dick Cavett - Ted Cole
Large Man At Happy Harry's - Mark Acheson
Happy Harry's Bartender - John Destry
Seymour - Chris Gauthier
New Frontiersman Editor - L. Harvey Gold
News Vendor - Jay Brazeau
Teenager at Newsstand - Jesse Reid
Karnak Scientist - Manoj Sood
Dollar Bill - Dan Payne
Mothman - Niall Matter
Silhouette - Apollonia Vanova
Hooded Justice - Glenn Ennis
Captain Metropolis - Darryl Scheelar
Young Hollis Mason - Clint Carleton
Young Moloch - Mike Carpenter
Silhouette's Girlfriend - Leah Gibson
John F. Kennedy - Brett Stimely
Jackie Kennedy - Carrie Genzel
Andy Warhol - Greg Travis
Truman Capote - Greg Armstrong-Morris
Naked Man At Warhol Party - Andrew Colthart
Bank Robber - Bruce Crawford
1940 Watchmen Photographer (as Salvatore Sortino) - Sal Sortino
Young Rorschach - Eli Snyder
Rorschach's Mother - Lori Watt
John With Rorschach's Mother - Tony Bardach
Fidel Castro - John Kobylka
Anti War Protester - Carmen Lavigne
David Bowie - J.R. Killigrew
Mick Jagger - Steven Stojkovic
Brezhnev - Martin Reiss
Sally's Husband - Frank Cassini
Aggressive Hooker - Tara Frederick
Jon's Father - Daryl Shuttleworth
Young Jon - Jaryd Heidrick
Carnival Photographer - Ron Chartier
Wally's Girlfriend - Carly Bentall
Older Boy Bully - Matt Drake
Laurie - 13 Years - Haley Guiel
Adrian Veidt's Assistant - Sonya Salomaa
Veidt Enterprises Security Guard - Tyler McClendon
Annie Leibovitz - Salli Saffioti
Man In Riot Crowd - Neil Schell
Man In Riot Crowd - Michael Eklund
Woman In Riot Crowd - Deborah Finkel
Face To Face TV Producer - Louis Chirillo
Face To Face TV Receptionist - Marsha Regis
Knot Top Gang Leader - Patrick Sabongui
Knot Top Gang Member - John Tench
Knot Top Gang Member - Santo Lombardo
NY SWAT - Jason Schombing
NY SWAT - Darren Shahlavi
NY SWAT - Marshall Virtue
Officer Kirkpatrick - Colin Lawrence
Officer O'Brien - Chris Weber
Rockefeller Military Base Technician - Alessandro Juliani
Foreign Newscaster - Alison Araya
Foreign Newscaster (as Sahar) - Sahar Biniaz
Foreign Newscaster - Matthew Harrison
Foreign Newscaster - Bernadeta Wrobel
Foreign Newscaster - Youri Obryvtchenko
Foreign Newscaster - Heidi Iro
Foreign Newscaster - Kit Koon
Foreign Newscaster - Parm Soor
Foreign Newscaster - Cristina Menz
Foreign Newscaster - Lynn Colliar
Foreign Newscaster - Tony Ali
Foreign Newscaster - Katie Bennison
Foreign Newscaster - Ian Farthing
Foreign Newscaster - Calvin Lee
Foreign Newscaster (as Alexander Sasha Mandra) - Alexander Mandra
Foreign Newscaster - Isabelle Champeau
Foreign Newscaster - Ashley O'Connell
On Location Reporter - Mark Gash
On Location Reporter (as Suzanne Clements-Smith) - Suzanne E. Smith
On Location Reporter - Agam Darshi
News Analyst - Tom McBeath
News Anchor - Kevin McNulty
Newscaster - Mark Docherty
Newscaster - Clay St. Thomas
Keene Act Anchor - Dale Wolfe
Keene Act Anchor - Ken Tremblett
Keene Act Anchor - Dawn Chubai
Keene Riot Reporter (as Manuelita Kinsley) - Manuelita Kinsey
Vietnam 51st State Anchor - Tamara Stanners
Young Tenement Fire Child (as Sahara xOasis Ashanti Davis) - Sahara Davis
Tenement Fire Child - Greig Hospes
Tenement Fire Child (as Danny Hospes) - Dave Hospes
Tenement Fire Child - Ali Dunn
Tenement Fire Policeman - Jeffrey Flieler
Tenement Fire News Reporter - Kurt Evans
Destruction Firefighter - Sylvesta Stuart
General West - Terence Kelly
A Bomb Test Anchorwoman - Mi-Jung Lee
Larry Culpeper - Ted Friend
News Reporter - Tiffany Burns
Bar Knot Top - Michael Adamthwaite
Doomsday Clock Scientist #2 - Luke Burnyeat
U.S. Soldier - Damon Caro
Roy Chess - Douglas Chapman
NY Swat #4 - Trevor Coppola
Man at Club - Dave Cote
Girl at Club - Sayla de Goede
Soldier - Clay Enos
Special Voices - Gary A. Hecker
Man In Riot Crowd - Andres Markwart
Prof. Albert Einstein (unconfirmed) - Ed Metzger
Scientist - Yoosik Oum
Village People Cop - Kennith Overbey
Commando in Vietnam - Zack Snyder
John J. Rambo (archive footage) - Sylvester Stallone
Doomsday Clock Scientist #1 - Michael Stevens
Big Figure Prisoner - Danny Woodburn