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In a gritty and alternate 1985 the glory days of costumed vigilantes have been brought to a close by a government crackdown, but after one of the masked veterans is brutally murdered, an investigation into the killer is initiated. The reunited heroes set out to prevent their own destruction, but in doing so uncover a sinister plot that puts all of humanity in grave danger.

Director: Zack Snyder
Writer: Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, Alex Tse
Production: N/A
Genre: action, mystery, science fiction
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $107,509,799
Released: 06 Mar 2009
Awards: 11 wins & 24 nominations

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Guy was dead before he hit the ground. Thanks, hon. Then Rorschach was right. This wasn't some lone nut. It's an organizationMANMAN 2Sally JupiterAggressive HookerLaurie JuspeczykRorschachAdrian VeidtDan DreibergJon OstermanEdward BlakeDoug RothJohn McLaughlinPat BuchananPrison PsychiatristMan on MoonBig FigureFat ThugDr. ManhattanNews VendorTeenager at NewsstandWoman in dinerHollis MasonRichard NixonHenry KissingerWally WeaverJanet BlackLee IacoccaAdrian Veidt's AssistantDetective FineEdgar Jacobi
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You're serious. - Watchmen 00:09 You're serious. - You understand, don't you? Without condoning... - Watchmen 00:16 - You understand, don't you? Without condoning... You think I had something to do with that girl? I found that. - Watchmen 00:09 You think I had something to do with that girl? I found that... You were the world to me, Jon. - Watchmen 00:18 You were the world to me, Jon. You tell your friends they're dead. - Watchmen 00:18 You tell your friends they're dead. You always get a government escort to dinner? - Watchmen 00:25 You always get a government escort to dinner? Yes. - Watchmen 00:09 Yes. Yes, Jon, good. - Watchmen 00:18 Yes, Jon, good. Who is it? - Watchmen 00:05 Who is it? What's the matter? - Watchmen 00:08 What's the matter? What? What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? - Watchmen 00:10 What? What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? What time do you have to be at your interview? - Watchmen 00:09 What time do you have to be at your interview? What is it, girl? - Watchmen 00:08 What is it, girl? What about Janey Slater? - Watchmen 00:22 What about Janey Slater? Well, what are you waiting for? - Watchmen 00:09 Well, what are you waiting for? We were supposed to make the world a better place. - Watchmen 00:10 We were supposed to make the world a better place. We got a bearing on that artificial structure. Heat signature's off the charts. - Watchmen 00:10 We got a bearing on that artificial structure. Heat signatur... ...two... - Watchmen 00:08 ...two... This what you like? - Watchmen 00:06 This what you like? There's no need for violence. - Watchmen 00:07 There's no need for violence. - The engines. - They're icing up. Hold onto something. - Watchmen 00:18 - The engines. - They're icing up. Hold onto something. Thanks, Mom. - Watchmen 00:08 Thanks, Mom. Thank you. - Watchmen 00:05 Thank you. Take us to DEFCON two. - Watchmen 00:29 Take us to DEFCON two. Speak of the devil. - Watchmen 00:12 Speak of the devil. Sorry. - Watchmen 00:07 Sorry. Sorry. I just had this new lock installed. - Watchmen 00:11 Sorry. I just had this new lock installed. - So how's it going up here? - Good. How's it going down there? - Watchmen 00:20 - So how's it going up here? - Good. How's it going down the... Smoke? - Watchmen 00:14 Smoke? Shh. - Watchmen 00:07 Shh. Seems like there's a lot of things you don't tell me these days. - Watchmen 00:25 Seems like there's a lot of things you don't tell me these d... Rorschach. - Watchmen 00:13 Rorschach. Out of my way. People have to be told. - Watchmen 00:15 Out of my way. People have to be told. Oh, I'll catch up with you guys. I think I left my watch inside. - Watchmen 00:16 Oh, I'll catch up with you guys. I think I left my watch ins... Oh, God. Who's out there? Who is it? - Watchmen 00:10 Oh, God. Who's out there? Who is it? Oh, God. - Watchmen 00:19 Oh, God. Oh, God. - Watchmen 00:08 Oh, God. Now, then. - Watchmen 00:32 Now, then. Now you find out what the score is. - Watchmen 00:07 Now you find out what the score is. None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. - Watchmen 00:11 None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with ... No. No. - Watchmen 00:18 No. No. No, I definitely heard something. - Watchmen 00:09 No, I definitely heard something. Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, really. - Watchmen 00:16 Never disposed of sewage with a toilet before. Obvious, real... My life is just... - Watchmen 00:19 My life is just... My attention was completely focused on you. - Watchmen 00:27 My attention was completely focused on you. Mom, is that guy in the space rocket...? - Watchmen 00:21 Mom, is that guy in the space rocket...? Mom? - Watchmen 00:12 Mom? Let's go. - Watchmen 00:06 Let's go. - Laurie, don't. - Dan, trust me. - Watchmen 00:07 - Laurie, don't. - Dan, trust me. Jesus. - Watchmen 00:13 Jesus. I've made myself feel every death... - Watchmen 00:13 I've made myself feel every death... It's time, gentlemen. - Watchmen 00:09 It's time, gentlemen. It's a joke. It's all a joke. - Watchmen 00:09 It's a joke. It's all a joke. Is everything all right? - Watchmen 00:31 Is everything all right? Is this bean juice? Human bean juice. - Watchmen 00:13 Is this bean juice? Human bean juice. I'm sorry. - Watchmen 00:22 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jon... - Watchmen 00:14 I'm sorry, Jon... I'm gonna redirect the heat from the flamethrower to speed up deicing... - Watchmen 00:14 I'm gonna redirect the heat from the flamethrower to speed u... If you'd cared from the start, none of this would have happened. - Watchmen 00:30 If you'd cared from the start, none of this would have happe... <i>...while I am standing still.</i> - Watchmen 00:18 ...while I am standing still. <i>When I get to the door...</i> - Watchmen 00:15 When I get to the door... <i>Veidt's assassin was a local lowlife named Roy Chess.</i> - Watchmen 00:19 Veidt's assassin was a local lowlife named Roy Chess. <i>Tonight, a comedian died in New York.</i> - Watchmen 00:10 Tonight, a comedian died in New York. <i>They call me Dr. Manhattan.</i> - Watchmen 00:21 They call me Dr. Manhattan. <i>That night, Janey and I make love for the first time.</i> - Watchmen 00:05 That night, Janey and I make love for the first time. <i>Suicide pill.</i> - Watchmen 00:26 Suicide pill. <i>Soviet ambassador to the U.N. Had no comment...</i> - Watchmen 00:18 Soviet ambassador to the U.N. Had no comment... <i>Rapid burner. Be advised, all units.</i> - Watchmen 00:15 Rapid burner. Be advised, all units. <i>Most holy and merciful savior.</i> - Watchmen 00:30 Most holy and merciful savior. I was just with Laurie. She doesn't know. - Watchmen 00:11 I was just with Laurie. She doesn't know. <i>It is May 12th, 1959, when I'm introduced to Janey.</i> - Watchmen 00:20 It is May 12th, 1959, when I'm introduced to Janey. <i>It was dark when the murderer got back.</i> - Watchmen 00:09 It was dark when the murderer got back. <i>I'm leaving this galaxy for one a little less complicated.</i> - Watchmen 00:23 I'm leaving this galaxy for one a little less complicated. <i>If I'm to have a symbol...</i> - Watchmen 00:09 If I'm to have a symbol... <i>I knew the girl was here...</i> - Watchmen 00:11 I knew the girl was here... <i>I heard this guy's mom's a whore.</i> - Watchmen 00:18 I heard this guy's mom's a whore. <i>He's been called many things: Hero, weapon...</i> - Watchmen 00:27 He's been called many things: Hero, weapon... <i>For as much as it hath pleased...</i> - Watchmen 00:18 For as much as it hath pleased... <i>Don't worry, Jon. She'll be back.</i> - Watchmen 00:08 Don't worry, Jon. She'll be back.
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Cast

Laurie Jupiter - Malin Akerman
Dr. Manhattan - Billy Crudup
Adrian Veidt - Matthew Goode
Rorschach - Jackie Earle Haley
Edward Blake - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
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