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I heard joke onceMan goes to doctor says he's depressedLife seems harsh and cruelSays he feels all alone in threatening worldDoctor says treatment is simpleThe great clown pagliacci is in town Go see

"Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should...

Watchmen • 2009

Rorschach:
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains

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I heard joke once

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Man goes to doctor says he's depressed

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Life seems harsh and cruel

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Says he feels all alone in threatening world

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Doctor says treatment is simple

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The great clown pagliacci is in town Go see him

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That should pick you up

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Man bursts info tears

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But doctor he says I am pagliacci

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Good joke

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Roll on share drum

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Curtains

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اللعنة عليك اللعنة عليك

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لقد زاد الأمر عن حده

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اللعنة أعشق العمل على الأراضي الأمريكية يا دان

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لم أحظ بتلك المتعة منذ أيام وودوارد و برينستين

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إلى متى سيمكننا السيطرة على الأمور

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Minuit représente la menace de guerre nucléaire

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À présent l'aiguille indique minuit moins quatre

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Est on si proche de l'anéantissement

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Mon père était horloger

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Il a arrêté quand Einstein a découvert que le temps était relatif

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Une horloge symbolique est aussi nourrissante pour l'intellect

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qu'une photo d'oxygène pour un homme qui se noie

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Donc il n'y a pas de danger

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Même dans un monde sans armes nucléaires

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il y aurait du danger

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Diriez vous comme beaucoup l'affirment

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que vous êtes en fait un dieu

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puisque vous voyez passé et avenir simultanément

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Du warst alles für mich Jon

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Du warst mein Leben

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Du sagtest so oft dass du mich liebst

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Janey ich hab's nicht gewusst

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Ich blieb nach dem Unfall bei dir

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Ich gab dir alles

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Ist das meine Belohnung

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Ich wusste von nichts

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Verdammt Jon

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Scher dich zum Teufel

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Janey

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Warte

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Das Interview ist beendet

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Stellt die Kameras ab

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Zurück

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Черт возьми как я люблю работать на Американской земле Дэн

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Я давно так не веселился

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Сколько это будет продолжаться

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Говорят что скоро мы будем вне закона

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Наши дни сочтены

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Как ты говорил Дэн Мы всего лишь защищаем их

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От чего Ты шутишь От них же самих

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Сукин сын Нет Комик подожди

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Убери от меня свои поганые руки

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Что черт возьми с нами случилось

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Что случилось с американской мечтой

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Что случилось с американской мечтой

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Она сбылась

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

1,120

Timestamp in Movie

01:00:36

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, mystery, science fiction

Production

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Movie Summary

In a gritty and alternate 1985 the glory days of costumed vigilantes have been brought to a close by a government crackdown, but after one of the masked veterans is brutally murdered, an investigation into the killer is initiated. The reunited heroes set out to prevent their own destruction, but in doing so uncover a sinister plot that puts all of humanity in grave danger.

Actors

Rorschach

Jackie Earle Haley