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Watchmen

You don't start a warover goddamn lettuce, Wade

Watchmen • S01E01 • 2019
You don't start a war
over goddamn lettuce, Wade

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You don't start a war over goddamn lettuce, Wade.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:11
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
crime, drama, mystery

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Movie Summary

Set in an alternate history where masked vigilantes are treated as outlaws, Watchmen embraces the nostalgia of the original groundbreaking graphic novel of the same name, while attempting to break new ground of its own.
S01 • E07 Now, this may come as a bit of a shock, - Watchmen 00:12
Now, this may come as a bit of a shock,
S01 • E06 - We'll book this fink. - But Reeves made the arrest. - Watchmen 00:04
- We'll book this fink. - But Reeves made the arrest.
S01 • E08 Well, you know everything that's gonna happen. - Watchmen 00:04
Well, you know everything that's gonna happen.
S01 • E06 - Sure, okay. - Good work, Officer Reeves. - Watchmen 00:04
- Sure, okay. - Good work, Officer Reeves.
S01 • E03 (WHEELS THUMPING) - Watchmen 00:08
(WHEELS THUMPING)
S01 • E08 Tonight, you fit in with all the other - Watchmen 00:06
Tonight, you fit in with all the other
S01 • E07 Well, I-I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't at least - Watchmen 00:11
Well, I-I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't at ...
S01 • E03 (SIGHS) - Watchmen 00:08
(SIGHS)
S01 • E02 And midnight is Christmas, - Watchmen 00:08
And midnight is Christmas,
S01 • E08 But tomorrow, you're gonna stick out like a sore blue thumb. - Watchmen 00:05
But tomorrow, you're gonna stick out like a sore blue t...
S01 • E04 (alarm beeps, stops) - Watchmen 00:05
(alarm beeps, stops)
S01 • E08 If I walk into a restaurant with you, - Watchmen 00:04
If I walk into a restaurant with you,
S01 • E02 Uh-uh. Christmas doesn't start until Christmas morning. - Watchmen 00:06
Uh-uh. Christmas doesn't start until Christmas morning.
S01 • E03 Our Hero Number Two is confident he can game this out, - Watchmen 00:21
Our Hero Number Two is confident he can game this out,
S01 • E04 -Night: Yeah. -(car door creaks) - Watchmen 00:08
-Night: Yeah. -(car door creaks)
S01 • E08 Why go to a restaurant when I can teleport you anywhere? - Watchmen 00:04
Why go to a restaurant when I can teleport you anywhere?
S01 • E07 Which has to make you wonder about his friends, - Watchmen 00:08
Which has to make you wonder about his friends,
S01 • E08 But eventually, we're gonna have to go out, in public. - Watchmen 00:05
But eventually, we're gonna have to go out, in public.
S01 • E04 Stolen vehicle recovered on Greenwood Avenue, - Watchmen 00:07
Stolen vehicle recovered on Greenwood Avenue,
S01 • E07 What if the 7th Kavalry is just Cyclops by another name? - Watchmen 00:05
What if the 7th Kavalry is just Cyclops by another name?