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The government only keeps me around
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Watchmen: Chapter I

The governmentonly keeps me around so Jon stays relaxed and happy

The government
only keeps me around so Jon stays relaxed and happy

Full Transcript

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The government only keeps me around
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so Jon stays relaxed and happy.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:58
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
animation, action, drama
Production
DC Entertainment,Warner Bros. Animation,Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

In 1985, the murder of a government sponsored superhero draws his outlawed colleagues out of retirement and into a mystery that threatens to upend their personal lives and the world itself.
It's just, I'm 35, Dan, - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:11
It's just, I'm 35, Dan,
I've spent eight years semi-retired, - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:11
I've spent eight years semi-retired,
Short skirt, neckline going all the way down to my navel... - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:06
Short skirt, neckline going all the way down to my navel...
- so dreadful. - Oh, yeah... dreadful. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:06
- so dreadful. - Oh, yeah... dreadful.
Yeah, you're probably right. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:05
Yeah, you're probably right.
Hey, remember that guy - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:07
Hey, remember that guy
Oh, um... Captain Carnage! - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:05
Oh, um... Captain Carnage!
I didn't know what his racket was, - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:14
I didn't know what his racket was,
He followed me down the street saying "Punish me!" - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:10
He followed me down the street saying "Punish me!"
He-- he pulled that on Rorschach - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:06
He-- he pulled that on Rorschach
No, no, I guess not... - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:06
No, no, I guess not...
Oh, look at her, - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:12
Oh, look at her,
Being lazy isn't a terminal condition, mother, - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:07
Being lazy isn't a terminal condition, mother,
He had to go to some official funeral. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:06
He had to go to some official funeral.
Made him put on pants and everything. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:11
Made him put on pants and everything.
How can you say "Poor Eddie" after he almost-- - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:07
How can you say "Poor Eddie" after he almost--
Gettin' old, you get a different perspective. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:06
Gettin' old, you get a different perspective.
The big stuff looks smaller somehow. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:18
The big stuff looks smaller somehow.
Always jokin' that he'd bury us all. - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:05
Always jokin' that he'd bury us all.
Being reminded that people used to slobber over me - Watchmen: Chapter I 00:07
Being reminded that people used to slobber over me