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"Water" quotes

Water poster
A British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.

Director: Dick Clement
Writer: Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais, Bill Persky
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, drama
Year: 1985
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $1,256,862
Released: 18 Apr 1986
Awards: N/A

25 video clips

DeloresBaxterMiguelCuban 1Cuban 2Prime MinisterDelgardoGarfieldFilm DirectorRobPamelaTelevision P.a.Sir MalcolmKesslerPierreCharlesworthHollisterDeke Halliday
How can we maintain the dignity of the occasion - Water 00:16 How can we maintain the dignity of the occasion Under British Iaw singing badly is not a crime - Water 00:06 Under British Iaw singing badly is not a crime If your boat is still there you can set sail for Havana - Water 00:23 If your boat is still there you can set sail for Havana Just one person Prime Minister There was only one Ghandi once - Water 00:11 Just one person Prime Minister There was only one Ghandi... Bas Bastard - Water 00:06 Bas Bastard Show me no mercy give me no bail I'm ready and willing to go to jail - Water 00:19 Show me no mercy give me no bail I'm ready and willing... The Special Air Service has already been dispatched - Water 00:16 The Special Air Service has already been dispatched When the Rebel comes in I need reactions - Water 00:13 When the Rebel comes in I need reactions Not at all old sport We don't get too many visitors here - Water 00:15 Not at all old sport We don't get too many visitors... Have you seen my other boot - Water 00:04 Have you seen my other boot You spoke - Water 00:10 You spoke Are you two digging a tunnel or committing an unnatural act - Water 00:05 Are you two digging a tunnel or committing an unnatural act You once called me an undesirable alien - Water 00:07 You once called me an undesirable alien I don't care I don't give a damn - Water 00:07 I don't care I don't give a damn Gentlemen - Water 00:06 Gentlemen Never knew nothing about love - Water 00:07 Never knew nothing about love It would seem in the eyes of the British government - Water 00:09 It would seem in the eyes of the British government That's Ringo Who's This - Water 00:22 That's Ringo Who's This Smile Sir Malcolm as the cameras catch - Water 00:27 Smile Sir Malcolm as the cameras catch Hi guys - Water 00:32 Hi guys At the time this job was a big promotion for me - Water 00:32 At the time this job was a big promotion for me Pay attention Two of us will mine the rig - Water 00:35 Pay attention Two of us will mine the rig Do you remember the Great Ernesto and Dolores - Water 00:15 Do you remember the Great Ernesto and Dolores Major Mad Dog Hollister isn't it - Water 00:28 Major Mad Dog Hollister isn't it We'II be in my trailer That is the governor's wife - Water 00:14 We'II be in my trailer That is the governor's wife

Cast

Baxter - Michael Caine
Pamela - Valerie Perrine
Dolores - Brenda Vaccaro
Sir Malcolm - Leonard Rossiter
Delgado - Billy Connolly
All Cast