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"Water" quotes

Water poster
A British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.

Director: Dick Clement
Writer: Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais, Bill Persky
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, drama
Year: 1985
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $1,256,862
Released: 18 Apr 1986
Awards: N/A

25 Clips

RobDeke HallidayBaxter ThwaitesCharlesworthHollisterDeloresKesslerPierreGarfieldSir MalcolmFilm DirectorTelevision P.A.Franklin SpenderDelgardoPamelaReverend EricPrime MinisterMiguelCuban 1Cuban 2
We'II be in my trailer That is the governor's wife - Water 00:14 We'II be in my trailer That is the governor's wife Major Mad Dog Hollister isn't it - Water 00:28 Major Mad Dog Hollister isn't it Do you remember the Great Ernesto and Dolores - Water 00:15 Do you remember the Great Ernesto and Dolores Pay attention Two of us will mine the rig - Water 00:35 Pay attention Two of us will mine the rig At the time this job was a big promotion for me - Water 00:32 At the time this job was a big promotion for me Hi guys - Water 00:32 Hi guys Smile Sir Malcolm as the cameras catch - Water 00:27 Smile Sir Malcolm as the cameras catch That's Ringo Who's This - Water 00:22 That's Ringo Who's This It would seem in the eyes of the British government - Water 00:09 It would seem in the eyes of the British government Never knew nothing about love - Water 00:07 Never knew nothing about love Gentlemen - Water 00:06 Gentlemen I don't care I don't give a damn - Water 00:07 I don't care I don't give a damn You once called me an undesirable alien - Water 00:07 You once called me an undesirable alien Are you two digging a tunnel or committing an unnatural act - Water 00:05 Are you two digging a tunnel or committing an unnatural act You spoke - Water 00:10 You spoke Have you seen my other boot - Water 00:04 Have you seen my other boot Not at all old sport We don't get too many visitors here - Water 00:15 Not at all old sport We don't get too many visitors here When the Rebel comes in I need reactions - Water 00:13 When the Rebel comes in I need reactions The Special Air Service has already been dispatched - Water 00:16 The Special Air Service has already been dispatched Show me no mercy give me no bail I'm ready and willing to go to jail - Water 00:19 Show me no mercy give me no bail I'm ready and willing to go... Bas Bastard - Water 00:06 Bas Bastard Just one person Prime Minister There was only one Ghandi once - Water 00:11 Just one person Prime Minister There was only one Ghandi... If your boat is still there you can set sail for Havana - Water 00:23 If your boat is still there you can set sail for Havana Under British Iaw singing badly is not a crime - Water 00:06 Under British Iaw singing badly is not a crime How can we maintain the dignity of the occasion - Water 00:16 How can we maintain the dignity of the occasion

Cast

Baxter - Michael Caine
Pamela - Valerie Perrine
Dolores - Brenda Vaccaro
Sir Malcolm - Leonard Rossiter
Delgado - Billy Connolly
Rob - Dennis Dugan
Eric - Fulton Mackay
Jay Jay - Jimmie Walker
Deke Halliday - Dick Shawn
Spender - Fred Gwynne
Pepito - Trevor Laird
Garfield - Chris Tummings
Cuban - Stefan Kalipha
Cuban - Alan Igbon
Nado - Kelvin Omard
Miguel - Oscar James
Ken - Charles Thomas Murphy
Sarah - Felicity Dean
Ben - William Hootkins
Charlesworth - Alan Shearman
Hollister - Bill Bailey
Foreign Secretary - Richard Pearson
Prime Minister - Maureen Lipman
Kessler - Paul Heiney
Hostess - Glory Annen
U.S. Advisor - Bruce Boa
Film Director - Danny Brainin
Lucille - Jacqueline De Peza
Spenco Executive - Harry Ditson
French Reporter - Ben Feitelson
Television P.A. - Darcy Flynn
U.S. Marine - Christopher Gilbert
U.N. Secretary General - Rashid Karapiet
Japanese Reporter - Sabu Kimura
French Business Executive - Julie Legrand
Delgado's Mum - Lucita Lijertwood
Pierre - Alfred Molina
TV Director - Bill Persky
U.S. General - Manning Redwood
Texan - Bill Reimbold
U.S. Admiral - Bob Sessions
Spenco Executive - Ruby Wax
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Eric Clapton
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Ray Cooper
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - George Harrison
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Jon Lord
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Mike Moran
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Chris Stainton
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Ringo Starr
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Jenny Bogle
Self - The Singing Rebels' Band - Anastasia Rodriguez
UN Delegate - Tony Alleff
UN Helicopter Pilot - Jerry Grayson
UN Delegate - Tina Simmons