How dare you be sarcastic with me? I'm the one who was compromised
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Jeff Gerber:
I hate to tell you this, but you're supposed to be on my side! The marriage contract said, "till death do us part." It said that in black and white, I believe. Althea Gerber:
When we got married, I had no idea it was going to be an interracial thing. You never told me! Jeff Gerber:
Well, i just got wind of it myself. If i had known what was gonna happen, I would have put an escape clause in your marriage contract! "If my husband becomes a negro, all bets are off." Althea Gerber:
How dare you be sarcastic with me? I'm the one who was compromised
I hate to tell you this, but you're supposed to be on my side! The marriage contract said, "till death do us part." It said that in black and white, I believe. Althea Gerber:
When we got married, I had no idea it was going to be an interracial thing. You never told me! Jeff Gerber:
Well, i just got wind of it myself. If i had known what was gonna happen, I would have put an escape clause in your marriage contract! "If my husband becomes a negro, all bets are off." Althea Gerber:
How dare you be sarcastic with me? I'm the one who was compromised
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I hate to tell you this but you're supposed to be on my side
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The marriage contract said Till death do us part
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It said that in black and white I believe
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When we got married I had no idea
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It was going to be an interracial thing you never told me
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Well I just got wind of it myself If I had known what was gonna happen
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I would have put an escape clause in your marriage contract
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If my husband becomes a negro all bets are off
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How dare you be sarcastic with me
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I'm the one who was compromised Oh I'm not angry How could I be angry
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I have a 100 000 suntan
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And why do you insist on being negro
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I don't insist I accept it
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What would you have me do dye my hair and insist I'm white
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You know what I'd look like with blonde hair Althea
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Like a grilled cheese sandwich
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Negro humor always escaped me
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Movie Summary
An extremely bigoted white man finds out the hard (and somewhat humorous) way what it's like being a black man, firsthand!
Actors
Jeff Gerber
Althea Gerber
