Good. Okay Lord - I'm coming out now - and I wouldn't care if I gained twenty pounds... as...
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Jeff Gerber:
Oh Lord, I've never been a religious man; I won't try to kid you about that. I don't go to church and I only pray when I'm feeling scared or rotten. I meant to pray last night - perhaps you're angry because I didn't. Anyway Lord, I'm in trouble now, which is why I'm trying to make contact. Please Lord, make it all be a terrific nightmare - and will you see a *nice* person come out of this shower! I want you to know that I am a true believer. There are no atheists in this shower! I'm praying now Lord - do you hear me? If you hear me, don't say or do anything... [pause] Jeff Gerber:
good. Okay Lord - I'm coming out now - and I wouldn't care if I gained twenty pounds... as long as I'm white
Oh Lord, I've never been a religious man; I won't try to kid you about that. I don't go to church and I only pray when I'm feeling scared or rotten. I meant to pray last night - perhaps you're angry because I didn't. Anyway Lord, I'm in trouble now, which is why I'm trying to make contact. Please Lord, make it all be a terrific nightmare - and will you see a *nice* person come out of this shower! I want you to know that I am a true believer. There are no atheists in this shower! I'm praying now Lord - do you hear me? If you hear me, don't say or do anything... [pause] Jeff Gerber:
good. Okay Lord - I'm coming out now - and I wouldn't care if I gained twenty pounds... as long as I'm white
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Oh Lord I've never been a religious man
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I won't try to kid you about that
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I don't go to church and I only pray when I'm feeling scared or rotten
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I meant to pray last night
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Perhaps you're angry because I didn't
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Anyway Lord I'm in trouble now
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Which is why I'm trying to make contact
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Please Lord make it all be a terrific nightmare
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And will you see a nice person come out of this shower
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I want you to know that I am a true believer
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There are no atheists in this shower
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I'm praying now Lord Do you hear me
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If you hear me don't say or do anything
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Good Ok Lord
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I'm coming out now
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And I wouldn't care if I gained 20 pounds
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as long as I'm white
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Movie Summary
An extremely bigoted white man finds out the hard (and somewhat humorous) way what it's like being a black man, firsthand!
Actors
Jeff Gerber
