It's a sun lamp issue!
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Althea Gerber:
My mother always thought you were a little on the dark side. i mean, she never came right out and asked me. Jeff Gerber:
Your mother is in no position to judge other people's races. The way her eyes slant up, My mother always thought she was Chinese. Althea Gerber:
Silliest thing i ever heard. Jeff Gerber:
Oh, yeah? Well, then how come her feet are so small? And - and how come whenever you asked her when she was born, she always says "the year of the dragon"? And how come she was always so anxious to - to wash my shirts? Does that sound like a white woman to you, huh? Althea Gerber:
My mother has almond-shaped eyes. Jeff Gerber:
So has Mao Tse-Tung! She eats too damn much rice. If you ask me, she's a member of the Red Guard. Althea Gerber:
All right, Jeff, all right. But it isn't a Chinese issue We're discussing. We're discussing a negro issue. Jeff Gerber:
It's a sun lamp issue!
My mother always thought you were a little on the dark side. i mean, she never came right out and asked me. Jeff Gerber:
Your mother is in no position to judge other people's races. The way her eyes slant up, My mother always thought she was Chinese. Althea Gerber:
Silliest thing i ever heard. Jeff Gerber:
Oh, yeah? Well, then how come her feet are so small? And - and how come whenever you asked her when she was born, she always says "the year of the dragon"? And how come she was always so anxious to - to wash my shirts? Does that sound like a white woman to you, huh? Althea Gerber:
My mother has almond-shaped eyes. Jeff Gerber:
So has Mao Tse-Tung! She eats too damn much rice. If you ask me, she's a member of the Red Guard. Althea Gerber:
All right, Jeff, all right. But it isn't a Chinese issue We're discussing. We're discussing a negro issue. Jeff Gerber:
It's a sun lamp issue!
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you were a little on the dark side
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I mean she never came right out and asked me
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Your mother is in no position to judge other people's races
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The way her eyes slant up my mother always thought she was Chinese
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Silliest thing I ever heard Oh yeah
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Well then how come her feet are so small
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And and how come whenever you asked her when she was born
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she always says the year of the dragon And how come she was always so anxious
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to to wash my shirts
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Does that sound like a white woman to you huh
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My mother has almond shaped eyes
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So has Mao Tse Tung She eats too damn much rice
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If you ask me she's a member of the Red guard
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All right Jeff all right
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But it isn't a Chinese issue we're discussing
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We'r It's a sun lamp issue
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Movie Summary
An extremely bigoted white man finds out the hard (and somewhat humorous) way what it's like being a black man, firsthand!
Actors
Althea Gerber
Jeff Gerber
