"Wayne's World" quotes

00:42 What the hell's going on 01:07 Russell's very excited you're coming down to the... 00:29 And I love you too 00:39 There was this band 00:30 So do you come to Milwaukee often 00:35 Uh oh Don't look Stacy Where 00:12 Benjamin is no one's friend 00:29 Am I supposed to be a man 00:08 Are you through yet I'm getting tired of holding this 00:30 Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone... 00:17 Wayne what do you do if every time you see this one... 00:05 Pardon me Do you have any Grey Poupon 00:31 Wayne Listen we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff 00:19 Well that's all the time for our movie 00:19 I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that... 00:33 OK first I'll access the secret military spy satellite 00:07 I thought I had mono for an entire year 00:06 Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries 00:10 We're not worthy We're not worthy 00:13 Daily reminder Thursday 00:07 Who wants Chinese takeout I know a great place 00:35 Anything wrong Davy Yeah I got paid today 00:09 Tent pole She's a babe She's magically babelicious 00:07 Do I frighten you No 00:11 That bass player's a babe 00:16 I mean there's two Darrin Stevens Dick York Dick... 00:28 OK pop quiz Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because 00:13 Cassandra I know I don't have his looks I don't... 00:09 You know Cassandra from this height 00:09 Say I smell bacon Does anyone else smell bacon 00:26 I don't believe I've had French champagne 00:17 This guy is good 00:06 I'm having a good time not 00:36 Let me bring you up to speed My name is Wayne Campbell 00:09 Well as you can see it sucks as it cuts 00:08 Come bust a move where the games are played 00:15 I mean we're looking down on Wayne's basement 00:08 Phil um if you're gonna spew spew into this 00:17 Let me get this out of the way 00:21 Yes Do you have a lawyer 00:13 And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass... 00:21 Hi Garth Hi 00:11 Phil what are you doing here You're partied out man... 00:06 Well first he screws me then you It's Dutch door action 00:35 I love you Wayne I love you Cassandra 00:14 What are you gonna do with these guys 00:12 I know I'll use the may I help you riff 00:08 OK this guy needs coffee and crullers stat 00:11 Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to 00:17 Are they any good 00:05 No Stairway Denied 00:16 If you stab a man in the dead of winter 00:09 I'd have to say 00:08 It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand... 00:04 Exsqueeze me Baking powder 00:04 Ribbed for her pleasure 00:29 When the first show is over 00:08 Wow You're amazing dude 00:07 It will be mine 00:07 Who's trying to kill ya 00:03 We fear change 00:07 Have you seen this boy 00:14 It just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues 00:04 An excellent heavy metal bar 00:05 What a totally amazing 00:03 She will be mine 00:16 They left that to the Bee Gees 00:15 It's like a new pair of underwear 00:09 It's sucking my will to live 00:04 No way Way 00:14 Kiss your mother with that mouth 00:14 They want you to come get them 00:06 If it hadn't been for you snoopin' kids 00:05 This is definitely the type of place I'm gonna get 00:04 The Mirth Mobile 00:28 It's really good seeing you 00:29 Did you know that Noah does all his own commercials 00:04 Gretzky denied 00:04 I mean why does this guy have contracts 00:22 Have you spoken to Wayne about the Vanderhoff spot