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Garth Algar:
Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents. Wayne Campbell:
Okay, how about, F: you're a gimp. You know what you can do with your pop quiz? Garth Algar:
Well, You know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying... [a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says] Garth Algar:
...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again! Wayne Campbell:
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents. Wayne Campbell:
Okay, how about, F: you're a gimp. You know what you can do with your pop quiz? Garth Algar:
Well, You know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying... [a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says] Garth Algar:
...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again! Wayne Campbell:
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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OK pop quiz Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because
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A chicks think he's handsome
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B has cool car
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C has lots of cash
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D has no visible scars
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E does not live with parents
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OK how about F you're a gimp Know what you can do with your quiz
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Know what you can do with your show
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You can take a flying
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Movie Summary
Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.

