I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!
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Garth Algar:
Uh oh. Don't look. Stacy. Wayne Campbell:
Where? Oh, God, I made eye contact. Garth Algar:
Psycho hose beast. Stacy:
Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell:
Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy:
Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out. Wayne Campbell:
Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is. Stacy:
Well, are you going to go to the Gasworks tonight? Wayne Campbell:
No. Stacy:
Don't you want to open your present? Wayne Campbell:
If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset. Stacy:
Open it. Wayne Campbell:
Ok. What is it? Stacy:
It's a gun rack. Wayne Campbell:
A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Stacy:
You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. Wayne Campbell:
I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!
Uh oh. Don't look. Stacy. Wayne Campbell:
Where? Oh, God, I made eye contact. Garth Algar:
Psycho hose beast. Stacy:
Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell:
Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy:
Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out. Wayne Campbell:
Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is. Stacy:
Well, are you going to go to the Gasworks tonight? Wayne Campbell:
No. Stacy:
Don't you want to open your present? Wayne Campbell:
If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset. Stacy:
Open it. Wayne Campbell:
Ok. What is it? Stacy:
It's a gun rack. Wayne Campbell:
A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Stacy:
You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. Wayne Campbell:
I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!
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Uh oh Don't look Stacy Where
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Oh God I made eye contact
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Psycho hose beast
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Happy anniversary Wayne
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Stacy we broke up two months ago It doesn't mean we can't go out
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Well it does actually That's what breaking up is
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You going to the Gasworks tonight
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No No
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Don't you wanna open your present
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If it's a severed head I'll be very upset
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Movie Summary
Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.
