Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell Yah, I know. We've been...
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Wayne:
Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell
Bjergen Kjergen:
Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen.
Wayne:
Wow I love your accent, where are you from?
Bjergen Kjergen:
I am from Sveden.
Wayne:
Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?
Bjergen Kjergen:
Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords.
Wayne:
Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River.
Bjergen Kjergen:
Yah hah.
Wayne:
Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade.
Bjergen Kjergen:
Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare.
Wayne:
It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that.
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Hi We're here to see Handsome Dan I'm Wayne Campbell
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Ja I know We've been expecting you Wayne Campbell I am Bjergen Kjergen
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I love your accent Where are you from
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I am from Sweden Really Whereabouts in Sweden
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Knuergen near the Bjoergen Fjords
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Nice to meet you Bjergen Kjergen
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from Knuergen near the Bjoergen Fjords
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Knuergen
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That's the Kluergen province near the Bibeurgen River
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Ja Now correct me if I'm wrong
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Your rainfall varies from 40 inches in the winter to 200 in summer
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And your chief export is modular furniture
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I did a project on Sweden in the eighth grade
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I am impressed with your quest for knowledge
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Educated men are rare I was up all night working on it
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Then the next day in gym class
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I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhoea
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I really wish I hadn't told you that
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 169
Timestamp in movie: 01h 00m 42s
Uploaded: 30 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, music
Summary: The inseparable duo try to organize a rock concert while Wayne must fend off a record producer who has an eye for his girlfriend.
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