Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women...
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John Beckwith:
Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey:
Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith:
I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey:
Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
Jeremy Grey:
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith:
What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey:
What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith:
No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey:
No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith:
Drop it.
Jeremy Grey:
You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith:
Drop it!
[starts walking away]
Jeremy Grey:
Team player!
Transcript
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Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters
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Well snap out of it What A hot older woman made you feel her cans
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Stop crying like a little girl I wasn't crying like a little girl
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Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family
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and have some real problems Jackass
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What were they like They look pretty good Are they real
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Are they built for speed or for comfort What'd you do with them
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Motorboat You play the motorboat Pbbbbt
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You motorboating son of a bitch You old sailor you
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Where is she She still in the house
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What is wrong with you
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What do you What's wrong with you
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What's wrong with you What's wrong with you
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You're projecting Drop it
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You drop it You stop projecting on me
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You go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood
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Drop it Team player
Clip duration: 46 seconds
Views: 1830
Timestamp in movie: 01h 01m 32s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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00:17 How many times you gonna do this shit
00:12 You selfish son of a bitch
00:21 Environmental is also a hunter
01:12 I just had my tits done
00:14 True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint...
00:24 Is getting married
00:41 I can't marry you
01:21 Know what we're gonna do
04:08 I've got the perfect girl for you
00:33 You banging the daughter and the grandma
00:12 What are you doing
00:19 Does anyone know what this here is used for
00:06 Just a couple of kids who like to fuck
00:20 Jeremy tried to seduce me
00:28 You wanna know what the kicker is
00:11 You are my bitch lover
00:57 So is it just about the money
00:20 I'm sorry I called you white trash
00:47 Have you even shot one of these things before
00:07 You better lock it up