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John, I need to talk to you

Wedding Crashers

John, I need to talk to you.- No, not right now. What's wrong with you? Why you gotthe...

Wedding Crashers • 2005

John, I need to talk to you.- No, not right now. What's wrong with you? Why you gotthe weird look all over your face? Claire's mom just made megrab her hooters. Well, snap out of it! What? A hotolder woman made you feel her cans? - Stop crying like a little girl.- I wasn't crying like a little girl. Try getting jacked off underthe table in front of the family......and have some real problems.Jackass. What were they like?They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort?What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the Motorboat?Pbbbbt. You motorboating son of a bitch.You old sailor, you. Where is she? She still in the house? What is wrong with you? What do you...?What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?- What's wrong with you? - You're projecting.- Drop it. You Drop it.You stop projecting on me. You go enjoy yourselfwhile I go ice my balls and spit up blood. Drop it!- "Team player. "

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John I need to talk to you No not right now

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What's wrong with you Why you got the weird look all over your face

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Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters

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Well snap out of it What A hot older woman made you feel her cans

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Stop crying like a little girl I wasn't crying like a little girl

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Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family

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and have some real problems Jackass

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What were they like They look pretty good Are they real

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Are they built for speed or for comfort What'd you do with them

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Motorboat You play the motorboat Pbbbbt

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You motorboating son of a bitch You old sailor you

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Where is she She still in the house

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What is wrong with you

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What do you What's wrong with you

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What's wrong with you What's wrong with you

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You're projecting Drop it

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You drop it You stop projecting on me

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You go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood

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Drop it Team player

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علي التحدث معك يا ـ جون ـ

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ليس الآن

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ماذا حل بك

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ما هذه النظرة الغريبة على وجهك

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جعلتني والدة ـ كلير ـ أمسك بثدييها للتو

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كف عن ذلك هل تجعلك امرأة مثيرة هكذا

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كف عن البكاء كفتاة صغيرة

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لم أكن أبكي كفتاة صغيرة

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لم لا تحاول أن تمارس العادة السرية تحت الطاولة

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أمام العائلة بأسرها وتحظى بمشاكل حقيقية

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أيها الغبي

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كيف كانا

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يبدوان جيدان أهما طبيعيان

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هل تمت صناعتهما للسرعة أم الراحة

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ما الذي فعلته بهما

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محرك مائي

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هل لعبت لعبة المحرك المائي

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لقد فعلت ذلك أيها السافل يا لك من بحار

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أين هي هل تزال في المنزل

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ما هي مشكلتك

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ماذا تعني ما مشكلتك أنت

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ما هي مشكلتك

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ما هي مشكلتك أنت

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أنت تنظ ر علي

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كف عن ذلك

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كف عن ذلك كف عن التنظير

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Je dois te parler

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Plus tard Qu'as tu

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Tu fais une drôle de tête

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J'ai dû peloter les nichons de la mère

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Remets toi Une vieille femme sexy t'a fait ça

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Arrête de pleurnicher

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Je pleurniche pas

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Fais toi branler sous la table là t'auras des angoisses

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Imbécile

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Ils étaient comment Ils ont l'air super

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Catégorie sportif ou grand confort

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Tu as fait des remous

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Enfoiré de canoteur Vieux loup de mer va

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Elle est encore là

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Tu ne tournes pas rond

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Qu'est ce que t'as

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Non toi Te défausse pas sur moi

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Arrête Arrête de te défausser

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Va t'amuser pendant que je me rafraîchis les burnes

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Arrête Quel tandem

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Ich bitte dich Claire

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Deine Familie ist total durchgeknallt Und weißt du was

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Was Ich steh drauf Ehrlich

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Ja ich find's toll Ich find sie eher lästig

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Das ist 'ne Familie Da kommt alles zusammen

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Du hast diese süße kleine Oma und dann kann die auch noch aufdrehen

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Aber was soll's Sie ist zu alt Warum soll die sich noch ändern

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Das war cool Ich hoffe ich hab mich mit dem Witz nicht blamiert

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Wieso das Der war witzig Echt Ja

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Du bist wie 'n Gast der so tut als würde er zur Familie gehören

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Das klingt grauenvoll Das ist süß

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Der Gast der so tut als würde er zur Familie gehören

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Du bringst Schwung in den Laden Das ist manchmal so steif da drin

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John necesito hablar contigo No ahora no

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Qué te pasa Por qué tienes esa expresión rara

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La mamá de Claire acaba de hacerme agarrarle los senos

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Pues espabílate Qué Una mujer mayor y bonita

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te hizo sentirle las latas Deja de llorar como niñita

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No lloraba como niñita

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Por qué no intentas que te pajeen bajo la mesa frente a toda la familia

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y tener verdaderos problemas Asno

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Cómo son Se ven bien son reales

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Están construidos para velocidad o comodidad Qué hiciste con ellos

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Jugaste a la lancha

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Eres un hijo de perra con lancha Viejo marinero

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Dónde está Sigue en la casa

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Qué te pasa

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Cómo que qué me pasa Qué te pasa a ti

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No qué te pasa No a ti

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Estás proyectando Olvídalo

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Olvídalo tú deja de proyectar Por qué no te diviertes

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mientras me pongo hielo en las pelotas y escupo sangre

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Basta Jugador de equipo

Available in 5 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

4,521

Timestamp in Movie

01:01:25

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

John Beckwith

Jeremy Grey