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Wedding Crashers

Hello, son. - You okay?- Not now, Father, please. No offense to you, I think we might beon...

Wedding Crashers • 2005

Hello, son. - You okay?- Not now, Father, please. No offense to you, I think we might beon different wavelengths. I think you'd just bespinning your wheels with me. But have a littleof the sacrament here. No one likes to drink alone.We'll set you up. There you go, get your hands on it.Take it while it's hot. I'm gonna pour till it's on the tray.Here it is. Can I ask you a question, Father? You ever get horny? I'm sure you do. But I guess in yourposition, right? You're not allowed to......sleep with anybody, right?- No. Does that get tough sometimes? Do you ever pull on yourself or...? Everything works? - Do you get swelled up still?- Yeah, of course. - Well, what do you do?- You pray. Yeah, I pray too, you know what I mean?

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Hello son

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You okay Not now Father please

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No offense to you I think we might be on different wavelengths

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I think you'd just be spinning your wheels with me

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But have a little of the sacrament here

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No one likes to drink alone We'll set you up

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There you go get your hands on it Take it while it's hot

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I'm gonna pour till it's on the tray Here it is

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Can I ask you a question Father

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You ever get horny

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I'm sure you do But I guess in your position right You're not allowed to

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sleep with anybody right No

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Does that get tough sometimes

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Do you ever pull on yourself or

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Everything works

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Do you get swelled up still Yeah of course

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Well what do you do You pray

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Yeah I pray too you know what I mean

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هاك ضع يدك عليها خذها فيما هي ساخنة

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سأستمر في الصب

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للأيام السعيدة

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إنها جيدة

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كنت أظن بأنها كانت عذراء

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وأنا أكره ذلك إنه لشعور مريع

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لكنني كنت أريد الاستفادة أو شيء ما

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الأمور كانت متعادلة كانت لعبة عادلة

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فلنكن صريحين تماما ونرمي بأوراقنا على الطاولة

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إنها رائعة في السرير وقد نمت معها مرتين أو ثلاثة مرات في

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عطلة الأسبوع وأنا من كنت أسعى لذلك

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إنها تثيرني

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أتريد معرفة الحقيقة يا أبي

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ربما أكون مجنونا هذا صحيح ربما أنا مجنون

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Bonjour mon fils

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Ça va Pas maintenant

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On n'est pas sur la même longueur d'onde

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Vous gaspilleriez votre salive

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Mais j'ai de quoi communier

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Personne n'aime boire seul

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Prenez le tant que c'est chaud

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Sinon ça va déborder voilà

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Permettez une question

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Jamais vous bandez

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Je suis sûr que si

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Vous le réfutez car il vous est interdit

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de coucher avec quelqu'un

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C'est pas trop dur parfois

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Vous vous l'astiquez

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Tout fonctionne

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Il se gonfle

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Ça fonctionne

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Vous faites quoi

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Je prie

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Je prie aussi vous savez

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Was Ich war keine Jungfrau

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Ich hatte nur gedacht das wollt ihr Jungs gern hören

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Komm schon

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Jeremy

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Wow

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Hallo Sohn Alles in Ordnung Nicht jetzt Vater bitte

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Ich glaube wir funken auf verschiedenen Wellenlängen

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Alle Bekehrungsversuche sind fruchtlos Hier trinken Sie

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Niemand trinkt gern allein

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Keine falsche Bescheidenheit Weg damit bevor wir erwischt werden

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Auf das Leben Und dass es uns weiter Freude bringt

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Hola hijo

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Estás bien Ahora no Padre por favor

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Sin ofenderlo

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pero creo que quizá estamos en distintas frecuencias de onda

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Creo que perdería el tiempo conmigo

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pero tome un poco del sacramento

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A nadie le gusta beber solo Le serviremos

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Aquí tiene sírvase Agárrelo antes de que escape

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Agárrelo antes de que escape Serviré hasta desbordar Tome

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Puedo hacerle una pregunta Padre

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Ud Se calienta alguna vez

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Estoy seguro de que sí Yo sólo en su posición

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no puede verdad No se le permite

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acostarse con alguien verdad

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Se le hace difícil a veces

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Alguna vez se la jala o

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No

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Le funciona todo Todavía se le hincha

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Sí por supuesto

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Bueno y qué hace Se reza

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Sí yo también rezo me entiende

Available in 5 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

379

Timestamp in Movie

01:28:58

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.