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I almost numchucked you you don't even realize
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Wedding Crashers

I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

Chazz Reinhold:
I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

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I almost numchucked you you don't even realize
Available in 5 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,344
Timestamp in Movie
01:49:02
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Will Ferrell
Chazz Reinhold
Will Ferrell
So how's my protégéJeremy boy he Yeah J boneJ bone is Believe it or not he's getting marriedWhatWhat an idiotOh what a loserGood Good More for me and you - Wedding Crashers 00:22
So how's my protégéJeremy boy he Yeah J boneJ bone is...
I gotta go. - Wedding Crashers 00:08
I gotta go.
What is she doing I never know what she's doing back there - Wedding Crashers 00:06
What is she doing I never know what she's doing back...
Her boyfriend just diedYou met her at a funeral YeahDude died in a hang gliding accident What an idiotAhh I'm hang gliding Honey take a good picture I'm dead - Wedding Crashers 00:18
Her boyfriend just diedYou met her at a funeral YeahDude...
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac - Wedding Crashers 00:06
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac
Ma the meatloaf Fuck - Wedding Crashers 00:06
Ma the meatloaf Fuck
A time to cast away stones... - Wedding Crashers 00:11
A time to cast away stones...
Oh! Damn you, Roger! Damn it! Damn you! I'm in pain. Try to fight it. Try to fight it. I don't know - Wedding Crashers 01:01
Oh! Damn you, Roger! Damn it! Damn you! I'm in pain....
Whoa, whoa, hey! - Wedding Crashers 00:15
Whoa, whoa, hey!
He's the best man - Wedding Crashers 00:03
He's the best man
And I'm sorry I called you white trash I didn'tJohn apology accepted OkayAnd I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly I don't even know what that meantJohn it's okayDo you mind if I get married now - Wedding Crashers 00:15
And I'm sorry I called you white trash I...
Claire will you wait just a secondAll I wanted was a second alone so I could try to explain thingsBut I've never gotten that chanceMaybe I don't deserve itSo here goesFor longer than I care to remember my business has been crashing weddingsI crashed - Wedding Crashers 02:02
Claire will you wait just a secondAll I wanted was a second...
I crashed a funeral earlier and I Wha - Wedding Crashers 00:07
I crashed a funeral earlier and I Wha
I can't marry youSecretaryyour daughter's a littleSack I've always liked youso I put up with your stories about scallops and ottersand it's all good because you seemed to make her happyand that's what matters to me mostBut this is her decisionI stand by - Wedding Crashers 00:40
I can't marry youSecretaryyour daughter's a...
Claire get your fucking ass on that altar right nowWow getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be likewith Ike Turner here - Wedding Crashers 00:08
Claire get your fucking ass on that altar right nowWow...
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass. - Wedding Crashers 00:11
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass.
Would it be a total cliché if I kissed you right now? - Wedding Crashers 00:08
Would it be a total cliché if I kissed you right now?
Just wonderful. - Wedding Crashers 00:20
Just wonderful.
- So, what's next? - Wedding Crashers 00:29
- So, what's next?
We're a folk singing group from Salt Lake CityYeahYes we are - Wedding Crashers 00:09
We're a folk singing group from Salt Lake CityYeahYes...