Gloria, I apologize to you as I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward...
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Jeremy Grey:
Gloria, I apologize to you as I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, 'Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really... And when am i supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like to ass-out hug? Where you like... you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips?
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I've got the perfect girl for you.
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Janice, I apologize to you
if I don't seem real eager...
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...to jump into a forced,
awkward intimate situation...
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...that people like to call dating.
I don't like the feeling.
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You're wondering,
"Do I have food on my face? Am I eating?"
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"Am I talking too much?
Are they talking enough?"
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"Should I play like I'm interested?
I'm not that interested."
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"She might be interested.
Do I want to be interested?"
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"Now she's not interested. So now, all
of sudden, I'm starting to get interested."
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When am I supposed to kiss her?
Do I wait for the door?
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Then it's awkward. It's like, "Good night."
Do you do the ass-out hug?
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Where you, like,
hug each other like this...
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...and the ass sticks out because
you're trying not to get too close.
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Do you kiss them on the lips?
Or don't kiss them at all?
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It's very difficult to read the situation.
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All the while you're wondering,
"Are we gonna get hopped up enough...
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...to make some bad decisions?"
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And perhaps play a little game called
Just the Tip.
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Just for a second,
just to see how it feels.
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Or Ouch, Ouch, You're on My Hair.
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Okay.
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Okay, can you...? Can you put that
so he can't see it? And thank you.
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Hey, Janice. Great talk.
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- John?
- Yeah?
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I gotta see you right away,
it's important.
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What's going on?
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We got three really
big weeks ahead of us.
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- It's wedding season, kid.
- You sandbagging son of a bitch.
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I got us down for 17 of them already.
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Okay, how many are cash bars?
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Great question, love where your head's at,
and two of them actually are.
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But I got us covered.
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Purple Hearts. We won't have
to pay for a drink all night.
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Oh, yeah. Perfect.
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We are gonna have tons of opportunities
to meet gorgeous ladies...
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...that are so aroused by marriage, they'll
throw their inhibitions to the wind.
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Who's gonna be there to catch them?
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Grab that net and catch that
beautiful butterfly, pal.
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What do you like better?
Christmas or wedding season?
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- Mr. Grey.
- Yes, um, the answer would be...
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...wedding season?
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Bingo. I'm gonna go get my suit.
Oh, now, who are we this time?
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Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet
a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.
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Oh, stop.
Clip duration: 122 seconds
Views: 774
Timestamp in movie: 00h 04m 20s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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