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Janice I apologize to you if I don't seem real eagerto jump into a forced awkward intimate situationthat people like to call dating I don't like the feelingYou're wondering Do I have food on my face

Wedding Crashers

Gloria, I apologize to you as I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward...

Wedding Crashers • 2005

Jeremy Grey:
Gloria, I apologize to you as I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, 'Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really... And when am i supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like to ass-out hug? Where you like... you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips?

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Janice I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager

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to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation

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that people like to call dating I don't like the feeling

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You're wondering Do I have food on my face Am I eating

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Am I talking too much Are they talking enough

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Should I play like I'm interested I'm not that interested

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She might be interested Do I want to be interested

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Now she's not interested So now all of sudden I'm starting to get interested

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When am I supposed to kiss her Do I wait for the door

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Then it's awkward It's like Good night Do you do the ass out hug

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Where you like hug each other like this

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and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close

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Do you kiss them on the lips Or don't kiss them at all

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رائع سنوقع المعاملات وننتهي

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إن أردتما أن تمنحانا بعض الأميال

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سنأخذها وننتهي من الأمر

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كفا عن الكلام

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جيد لقد أحضرتها هل هي أصلية مئة بالمئة

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أجل

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ـ متأكدة ـ لماذا تحتاجها

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أنا أنام في منزل ـ درايز ـ كل سنة في عيد ميلاده

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Janice pardon si je m'empresse pas de sauter sur l'occase

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pour que t'arranges un dîner

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Je me demanderais si j'ai la bouche sale

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si je parle trop elle pas assez

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si je suis intéressé si je dois faire semblant

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si elle est intéressée mais je ne le crois pas

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puis soudain ça m'intéresse

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et je me demande si je dois l'embrasser

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ou juste faire une accolade avec le cul bien en arrière

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pour rester correct ou chercher les lèvres

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und dann seinen besten Freund schwören lässt dass er ihn niemals

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an seinem Geburtstag allein lässt Das ist für mich schon abgedreht

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Oh mein Gott Das tut mir leid Ist schon okay

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Sie sind wirklich süß Ich kenne die perfekte Frau für Sie

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Janice ich will mich nicht in eine romantische Begegnung stürzen

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die man gemeinhin Rendezvous nennt Man sitzt da und fragt sich

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Hab ich 'ne Nudel im Gesicht Ess ich zu viel Soll ich tun

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als wär ich interessiert obwohl ich's nicht bin Oder andersrum

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Janice me disculpo si no parezco muy ansioso

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por saltar a una situación íntima forzada y difícil

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que a la gente le gusta llamar salir No me gusta la sensación

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Estás allí sentado te preguntas Tengo comida en la cara

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Estoy comiendo Hablo demasiado Hablan demasiado Estoy interesado

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Realmente no estoy interesado Finjo estar interesado

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Pero no estoy tan interesado creo que ella podría estarlo

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pero quiero estar interesado pero ahora ella no está interesada

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Y ahora de pronto comienzo a estar interesado

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Y cuándo se supone que la bese Debo esperar a la puerta

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Porque entonces es difícil es como Bueno buenas noches

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Haces el abrazo de trasero hacia afuera Donde te abrazas así

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y el trasero está salido porque tratas de no acercarte demasiado

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O quieres pasar a besarla en los labios o no la besas para nada

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Duration

35 seconds

Views

1,882

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:15

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Jeremy Grey