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I'll stick it out with you because you're desperate

Wedding Crashers

Make a move. Number three... You know it. Could you pop the syrup for me?Just as a top...

Wedding Crashers • 2005

I'll stick it out with youbecause you're desperate. I need the big guy. I'll give you a little bit more timebecause somebody can't close. - Fair enough.- But if you want my help, listen. Number one: Stop being a pussy. Number two: Make a move. Number three... You know it. Could you pop the syrup for me?Just as a top off? Here's what's gonna happen, Tonto. Kimosabe's gonna have some flavor. - I choose not to eat with you.- We're not eating together? No. I'd like to recharge my batteries,and shut down the engines......and get myself back to neutral. When the meal's over with,I will talk to you. I don't want to get intowhat happened last night. Let's get through today,let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus......and let's close some ass.- Noted

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I'll stick it out with you because you're desperate

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I need the big guy

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I'll give you a little bit more time because somebody can't close

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Fair enough But if you want my help listen

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Number one Stop being a pussy

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Number two Make a move

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Number three

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You know it

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Could you pop the syrup for me Just as a top off

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Here's what's gonna happen Tonto

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Kimosabe's gonna have some flavor

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I choose not to eat with you We're not eating together

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No I'd like to recharge my batteries and shut down the engines

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and get myself back to neutral

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When the meal's over with I will talk to you

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I don't want to get into what happened last night

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Let's get through today let's keep our eye on the prize let's focus

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and let's close some ass Noted

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أنا أحبك

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أجل أنت أيها الضخم

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وأنا أحبك أيضا

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ـ ترابستر ـ

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أنا ـ ساك ـ

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ـ ساك ماستر ـ كيف كان حفل الزفاف

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كان مملا

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لكن حفلة العزوبية كانت رائعة

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أحضرنا ـ هايدي ـ وعاهرتان من جماعة البيئة أتذكرهن

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مستحيل هل قمت بذلك مجددا

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مرة في منزلي والثانية في سيارة الأجرة

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اللعنة عاهرات

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كيف حال ـ كلير ـ

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ألا تزال تحاول معرفة ما يجري في حياتها

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لا أعرف إنها تحاول إنقاذ العالم

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Je reste avec toi t'es désespéré

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J'ai besoin de toi

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Je le fais parce que t'as pas conclu

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Sympa

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Mais tu vas m'écouter

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Cesse de jouer les chochottes

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ensuite

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fais des avances et enfin

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Tu sais

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Peux tu me passer le sirop

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Je t'explique

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l'artiste

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je vais me sustenter mais sans toi

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On mange pas ensemble

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Je veux recharger mes batteries

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et débrayer la machine

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Quand j'aurai fini je te parlerai

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Pas question de parler d'hier soir

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Avançons gardons l' il sur le but

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concentrés et concluons

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Ça marche

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John mein Junge Ja Wir müssen jetzt kreuzen

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Hol die Vorschot ein Und hol dicht die Fock an Steuerbord

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Alles klar Ich muss nur

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Augenblick noch Hey Hey

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Ist alles klar Ich hol bloß gerade die Fock dicht

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An Steuerbord Nur das Ding klemmt Aber Steuerbord ist auf der Seite

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Ach natürlich Was mach ich denn Wo hab ich nur meinen Kopf

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Ich kann dir helfen Warte Pass auf den Großbaum auf Oh

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Me quedaré contigo porque estás desesperado

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Necesito al grandote

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Trataré de darte un poco más de tiempo porque alguien no puede cerrar el trato

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Es justo Pero si quieres mi ayuda escucharás

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En primer lugar deja de ser un cobarde

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En segundo lugar intenta algo

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En tercer lugar

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ya sabes

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Podrías abrirme el jarabe Para cubrirlo

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Esto es lo que ocurrirá Toro

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Kimosabe tendrá sabor

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y escogeré no comer contigo No comeremos juntos

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No me gusta recargar mis baterías

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y apagar los motores y ponerme de nuevo en neutral

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Cuando la comida acabe hablaré contigo

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No quiero hablar de lo que pasó anoche

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porque sólo me enojará Pasemos por el día de hoy

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mantengamos la vista en el premio concentrémonos

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y cerremos el trato Comprendido

Available in 5 languages

Duration

45 seconds

Views

567

Timestamp in Movie

01:13:55

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.