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I'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are you
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Wedding Crashers

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you

Jeremy Grey:
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you

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I'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are you
Available in 5 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,772
Timestamp in Movie
01:33:48
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Vince Vaughn
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Owen Wilson
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy tried to seduce meYou didI want my painting backThe painting was a gift ToddI'm taking it with me - Wedding Crashers 00:13
Jeremy tried to seduce meYou didI want my painting backThe...
Now bunch those panties up into a little ballPut that little ball right in your mouth Oh that's goodHang up the phone OkayAnd I will definitely call you back later thenCome on wrap it up Talk to you soon Thank you Larry - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Now bunch those panties up into a little ballPut that little...
She hasn't returned your phone calls she's never responded to your lettersShe didn't respond to the candygram RightGod knows what happened to the kitten you got herShe didn't keep it and I know you're not raising that thingOkay I think it's very obviousat - Wedding Crashers 00:19
She hasn't returned your phone calls she's never...
Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go
Hey, how do I look? - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Hey, how do I look?
Next thing you know they pick me up, put me on the top of this mountain......and they start chanting, and I realized......they thought I was God. - Wedding Crashers 00:19
Next thing you know they pick me up, put me on the top of...
Let's go, sport. - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Let's go, sport.
Whoa hold itSackOkay Sackmaster one more We should get back to the barYou're rightYou get near my fiancée againI'll kill youLet me say one thingYou check out the rack on that bartenderHey you're the Sack She'll come to youOh my God Yeah she will You're - Wedding Crashers 00:39
Whoa hold itSackOkay Sackmaster one more We should get back...
Okay, Sackmaster, one more. - Wedding Crashers 00:08
Okay, Sackmaster, one more.
You get near my fiancée again......I'll kill you. - Wedding Crashers 00:10
You get near my fiancée again......I'll kill you.
You check out the rack on that bartender? - Wedding Crashers 00:08
You check out the rack on that bartender?
Jeremy! - Wedding Crashers 00:09
Jeremy!
Rule number 5 You're an idiot - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Rule number 5 You're an idiot
Rule number 5 You're an idiot - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Rule number 5 You're an idiot
What's the rule about walking away Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacketRule number 115 - Wedding Crashers 00:09
What's the rule about walking away Never walk away on a...
This is John. - Wedding Crashers 00:24
This is John.
Johnny. - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Johnny.
Get it? - Wedding Crashers 00:32
Get it?
Are you not getting enough attention - Wedding Crashers 00:06
Are you not getting enough attention
Love doesn't exist That's what I'm trying to tell you guysAnd I'm not picking on lovebecause I don't think friendship exists either - Wedding Crashers 00:09
Love doesn't exist That's what I'm trying to...