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I've got the perfect girl for youJanice I apologize to you if I don't seem real eagerto jump into a forced awkward intimate situationthat people like to call dating I don't like the feelingYou're

Wedding Crashers

OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk

Wedding Crashers • 2005

Janice:
I've got the perfect girl for you!Jeremy Grey: Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.Janice:Okay...Jeremy Grey:OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk

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I've got the perfect girl for you

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Janice I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager

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to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation

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that people like to call dating I don't like the feeling

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You're wondering Do I have food on my face Am I eating

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Am I talking too much Are they talking enough

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Should I play like I'm interested I'm not that interested

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She might be interested Do I want to be interested

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Now she's not interested So now all of sudden I'm starting to get interested

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When am I supposed to kiss her Do I wait for the door

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Then it's awkward It's like Good night Do you do the ass out hug

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Where you like hug each other like this

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and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close

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Do you kiss them on the lips Or don't kiss them at all

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It's very difficult to read the situation

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All the while you're wondering Are we gonna get hopped up enough

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to make some bad decisions

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And perhaps play a little game called Just the Tip

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Just for a second just to see how it feels

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Or Ouch Ouch You're on My Hair

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Okay

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Okay can you Can you put that so he can't see it And thank you

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Hey Janice Great talk

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لا يا حبيبتي خذي الأميال أنت

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رائع سنوقع المعاملات وننتهي

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إن أردتما أن تمنحانا بعض الأميال

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سنأخذها وننتهي من الأمر

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كفا عن الكلام

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جيد لقد أحضرتها هل هي أصلية مئة بالمئة

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أجل

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ـ متأكدة ـ لماذا تحتاجها

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أنا أنام في منزل ـ درايز ـ كل سنة في عيد ميلاده

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حسن هذا ليس غريبا

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أظن أنه أمر غريب

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عندما يكون هناك فتى هو الطفل الوحيد

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يفقد والديه في حادث أليم قبل شهر من عيد ميلاده

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وأنا كأفضل صديق له أقسمت بأنه

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لن يمضي عيد ميلاده وحيدا مرة أخرى

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ربما يندرج ذلك في قائمة

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الأمور الغريبة

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J'ai la fille qu'il te faut

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Janice pardon si je m'empresse pas de sauter sur l'occase

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pour que t'arranges un dîner

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Je me demanderais si j'ai la bouche sale

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si je parle trop elle pas assez

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si je suis intéressé si je dois faire semblant

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si elle est intéressée mais je ne le crois pas

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puis soudain ça m'intéresse

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et je me demande si je dois l'embrasser

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ou juste faire une accolade avec le cul bien en arrière

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pour rester correct ou chercher les lèvres

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Difficile de décoder le tout

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Tout en se demandant

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si on risque pas de s'emballer

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Ou alors jouer à touche pipi histoire de voir

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Ou Aïe c'est mes poils

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Entendu

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Planque ça qu'il ne le voie pas Merci

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Au fait Janice super discussion

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seine Eltern starben einen Monat vor seinem Geburtstag

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und dann seinen besten Freund schwören lässt dass er ihn niemals

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an seinem Geburtstag allein lässt Das ist für mich schon abgedreht

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Oh mein Gott Das tut mir leid Ist schon okay

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Sie sind wirklich süß Ich kenne die perfekte Frau für Sie

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Janice ich will mich nicht in eine romantische Begegnung stürzen

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die man gemeinhin Rendezvous nennt Man sitzt da und fragt sich

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Hab ich 'ne Nudel im Gesicht Ess ich zu viel Soll ich tun

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als wär ich interessiert obwohl ich's nicht bin Oder andersrum

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Auf einmal bin ich es doch Und wann soll ich sie küssen

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Beim Abschied Nein Das klingt wie Tschüss gute Nacht

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So 'n Abstand halten Küsschen damit man sich nicht zu nah kommt

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Es ist nicht einfach sich richtig zu verhalten

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Man fragt sich ständig

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Steigern wir uns da in etwas rein In was was aus dem Ruder läuft

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Tengo la chica perfecta para ti

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Janice me disculpo si no parezco muy ansioso

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por saltar a una situación íntima forzada y difícil

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que a la gente le gusta llamar salir No me gusta la sensación

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Estás allí sentado te preguntas Tengo comida en la cara

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Estoy comiendo Hablo demasiado Hablan demasiado Estoy interesado

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Realmente no estoy interesado Finjo estar interesado

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Pero no estoy tan interesado creo que ella podría estarlo

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pero quiero estar interesado pero ahora ella no está interesada

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Y ahora de pronto comienzo a estar interesado

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Y cuándo se supone que la bese Debo esperar a la puerta

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Porque entonces es difícil es como Bueno buenas noches

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Haces el abrazo de trasero hacia afuera Donde te abrazas así

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y el trasero está salido porque tratas de no acercarte demasiado

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O quieres pasar a besarla en los labios o no la besas para nada

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Es muy difícil tratar de leer la situación y todo el tiempo

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te preguntas Beberemos suficiente para tomar malas decisiones

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Y quizá juguemos un jueguito llamado Sólo la Puntita

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Sólo un segundo a ver cómo se siente

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o Ay Estás en mi Cabello De acuerdo

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Bien puedes puedes acomodarla para que él no la vea

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Y gracias Janice gran conversación

Available in 5 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

3,795

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:12

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Janice

Stephanie Nevin

Jeremy Grey