That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles. I want them. Know what we're gonna...

John Beckwith: That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles. Mrs. Kroeger: I want them. John Beckwith: Know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split them right down the middle. How would that be, Mr Kroeger? Mr. Kroeger: It would be not good at all. I earned those miles. Mrs. Kroeger: Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore. Mr. Kroeger: She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean. Mrs. Kroeger: She's a stripper, for God's sake. Mr. Kroeger: She is not. Mrs. Kroeger: Her name is Chastity. She is white trash, same as you. Hillbilly!

- Mm-hmm. - We settled the deal with the cars. Let's see, that takes us to frequent flyer miles. We're flying! - Those are mine. - I want them. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split 'em right down the middle. - How'd that be, Mr. Kroeger? - It would be no-not good at all! - I earned those miles! - Yeah, you earned them flying - to Denver to meet your whore. - Oh, Lord. Well, she's not afraid to express herself sexually - if that's what you mean. - She's a stripper, for God's sake! - She is not! - Her name is Chastity! She is white trash! Same as you. Hillbilly! That's it, go comatose for me, baby. You shut your mouth when you're talkin' to me! Hold it. This is getting confusing. You didn't always hate each other. There had to be some nice moments, during the courtship, maybe? - Or the wedding? - The wedding had to be fun! - You have your families together. - You have your decorations. Families coming together. That's a nice moment. - What'd you have to eat? - Crab cakes. Are you kidding me? Crab c... how could you not have a good time - eating crab cakes? I love 'em. - Crab cakes, I love crab cakes. - They're phenomenal. - And did you have a band? - Did you have a band? Good or bad? - Yeah. Who gives a shit? It's a great band, it's a bad band, it's like pizza, baby. - It's good no matter what. - That's true. You got them... - There's music in the air! ...playing "Shout" and you hate it. - Yeah. # Oh-oh-oh-oh-hey # - # A little bit softer now # - # Oh-oh-oh-oh, hey # - # Shout now, jump up and shout now. # It's a good time, do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Rubbin' up against each other, just a couple of kids who like to fuck, trying to make it honest. I get it. Guys, the real enemy here is the institution of marriage. It's not realistic, it's crazy! Hey, don't do this