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Oh please don't take a turn to negative town
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Wedding Crashers

Please don't take a turn to negative town

Jeremy Grey:
Please don't take a turn to negative town

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Oh please don't take a turn to negative town
Available in 4 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
2,154
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:03
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Vince Vaughn
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Owen Wilson
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
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He lived with his mother till he was 40 She tried to poison...
Wow Mr. - Wedding Crashers 00:34
Wow Mr.
Let me see that again, please. - Wedding Crashers 00:44
Let me see that again, please.
Okay what's our back storyWe're brothers from New Hampshire we're venture capitalistsI'm sick of thatLet's be from Vermont and let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerateWait that's stupid We don't know anything about maple syrupI know everything - Wedding Crashers 00:25
Okay what's our back storyWe're brothers from New...
I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizonabut it's not Halloween Grow up Peter Pan Count Chocula - Wedding Crashers 00:08
I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from...
No don't waste your time on girls with hats they tend to be very properYeahThe proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of meI'm sorry I'm sorryWhy don't you say it a little louder I don't think the priest heard you - Wedding Crashers 00:18
No don't waste your time on girls with hats they tend...
Look John I'm sorry I'm not sorry okayI'm not gonna apologize I'm a cocksmanTourette's Frank Myers - Wedding Crashers 00:12
Look John I'm sorry I'm not sorry okayI'm not...
How many times are you gonna do this shitRule number 32 You don't commit to a relativeunless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulseRule 16 Give me an up to date family treeYour mistake You made me look like an idiotRule number 76 No excuses - Wedding Crashers 00:16
How many times are you gonna do this shitRule number 32 You...
Hello, Red. - Wedding Crashers 00:13
Hello, Red.
I think we've got a crier. - Wedding Crashers 00:09
I think we've got a crier.
And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloriaup to the lecternTwenty bucks 1 CorinthiansDouble or nothing Colossians 3 12And now a reading from Paul's First Letter to the Corinthians - Wedding Crashers 00:20
And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the...
As you all know Craig and Christinaare quite the sailing enthusiastsIn that light they have elected to exchange vowswhich they themselves have writtenThe ringI Craigtake you Christina to be my wifemy best friend and my first matethrough sickness and - Wedding Crashers 01:03
As you all know Craig and Christinaare quite the sailing...
Sorry, just a sampler. - Wedding Crashers 00:12
Sorry, just a sampler.
They've got some kind of seasoning on here. - Wedding Crashers 00:17
They've got some kind of seasoning on here.
I might just have one more of the samplers here. - Wedding Crashers 00:19
I might just have one more of the samplers here.
These bacon wrapped scallops phenomenal - Wedding Crashers 00:04
These bacon wrapped scallops phenomenal
Okay so what angle are we gonna play hereI'm gonna go with the balloon animal display for the kidsand then when she comes to check it out guess who's a broken manHaunted past Haunted past ExcellentHow about you I'll dance with the flower girlOr be a - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Okay so what angle are we gonna play hereI'm gonna go...
I want a bicycleA bicycle Well a bicycle that would take a lot of balloonsand Uncle Jeremy's a little tired right nowso why don't we do something like let's say a giraffeI just want a bicycleWhy are you yelling at meWhatever Make me a bicycle clownI'm - Wedding Crashers 00:43
I want a bicycleA bicycle Well a bicycle that would take a...
I'm gonna make you a bicycle. - Wedding Crashers 00:17
I'm gonna make you a bicycle.
Let's see how you do with somebody your own age. - Wedding Crashers 00:12
Let's see how you do with somebody your own age.