Secretary Cleary, I'm John Ryan. Hi, John. I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed...
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John Beckwith:
Secretary Cleary, I'm John Ryan.
Secretary Cleary:
Hi, John.
John Beckwith:
I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in Micronesia.
Secretary Cleary:
You've read my position paper?
John Beckwith:
I read it while I was sailing my boat to Bermuda.
Secretary Cleary:
A sailor? Good man! Take a seat. You didn't happen to catch my speech on the Paraguayan debt and money supply issue did you?
John Beckwith:
Are you kidding me? I thought it was great! Your argument for the inverse ratio of capitalization to debt was genius. Now if we could just get Congress not to be so short-sighted.
Secretary Cleary:
Yes! Well put. Short-sighted. John, what d'you say we head onto the deck and light up a couple of cigars?
John Beckwith:
Stogies?
Secretary Cleary:
Yeah.
John Beckwith:
Why not?
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Christmas come early.
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- Secretary Cleary?
- Secretary of the treasury.
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The guy you loved since business school.
Don't thank me.
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I don't know.
I thought the season was over.
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I was looking forward to
taking a break for a little bit.
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John, what are you talking about?
This is the Kentucky Derby of weddings.
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It's the Clearys.
They're an American institution.
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Pal, there's gonna be
over 200 single women at this wedding.
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Not to mention,
they got three live bands...
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...they got oysters, snacks,
phenomenal finger food.
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I'm tired, okay? My feet hurt.
My voice is hoarse.
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Oh, please don't take
a turn to negative town.
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What? Who's getting negative?
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At the Buckner nuptials you were
sitting and sulking in the corner.
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I wasn't sulking. I twisted my ankle.
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Rule number 6:
Do not sit in the corner and sulk.
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It draws attention to you
in a negative way.
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Draw attention to yourself,
but on your own terms.
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Don't quote the rules to me,
I know them.
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When Chazz Reinhold passed the sacred
rules of wedding crashing onto us...
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...12 years ago, he gave us a legacy.
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You make it sound like a cult.
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From everything you told me
about him, he sounds like a kook.
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You bite your tongue.
Chazz Reinhold is not a kook.
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He is a brave and a decent man.
He is a pioneer.
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He lived with his mother till he was 40.
She tried to poison his oatmeal.
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Erroneous! Erroneous.
Erroneous on both counts.
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- Oh, Lord. Here we go again.
- What you should be worried about...
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...is not Chazz Reinhold,
who's in the hall of fame.
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What you should be worried about
is you're getting sloppy.
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Now, if you sit there
and expect me to go out on a limb...
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...and try to pull off
the greatest crash of all time...
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...I gotta know that your head's right.
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There is no room for error.
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Secret Service. Consequences.
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I love your enthusiasm.
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If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it.
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I want it well planned.
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He's back.
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All right, partner.
We'll start scheming tonight, okay?
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- Sounds good. Okay.
- If you need me, I'll be on line six.
Clip duration: 114 seconds
Views: 505
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 35s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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00:41 There's something not right about these guys
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00:35 I can't breathe
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