Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am...
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Jeremy Grey:
Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning.
John Beckwith:
What?
Jeremy Grey:
What do you mean "what"? What a great friend, John. This is completely against the rules. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. There's no overtime.
John Beckwith:
No overtime. Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home.
Jeremy Grey:
Completely different situation. She was a very, very family-oriented girl. And very into her grandmother.
John Beckwith:
Yeah.
Jeremy Grey:
[Yells aloud]
*That was my first Asian!*
[the entire room goes silent]
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- Deal us in.
- Oh, cool, cool, cool.
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I'm gonna run and find my dad.
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Don't ask your dad.
Don't ask your...
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- The train's going. We gotta get on.
- Why not just feed me to the lions?
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- What?
- Step on my head when I'm drowning.
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- What?
- What do you mean, what?
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John, this is completely
against the rules.
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You have a wedding and a reception
to seal the deal. Period.
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- There's no overtime. No.
- Oh, no overtime?
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What about the Chang wedding
three years ago?
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- Oh, that's bullshit.
- Yeah, thought I forgot about that.
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Two a.m., you dragged me 50 miles
to watch you and some chick...
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...play mahjong with her grandmother
at a retirement home.
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- Yeah, completely different situation.
- How?
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What do you mean, how?
She was a very, very family-oriented girl.
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She was very into her grandmother.
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- Give me a break.
- That was my first Asian!
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- You better lock it up.
- You better lock it up.
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- No, you lock it up. Lock it up.
- You lock it up. Lock it up.
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Please. It would mean
so much to me. Please.
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Look at the way he's looking at me.
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He doesn't like me.
He's the secretary of the treasury.
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To be honest with you,
my taxes aren't exactly in line.
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- You're being paranoid.
- He's threatened by the way I dance.
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Damn it. Why'd I have to
go showing off like that?
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Now I'm all over his radar. Stupid.
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You're not that good a dancer.
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Oh, please. You and I both know
I'm a phenomenal dancer.
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Now I know you're lying.
You'll do anything to get me to go...
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...even if I have to walk
right into the lion's den.
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Gloria, come on!
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You know I'm not gonna give in
to this kind of behavior.
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She's like a kid at Toys "R" Us.
I can't be around it.
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Oh, get off your high horse.
Stop judging people.
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You take off the white wig
and you stop judging me.
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I don't want to be around
someone who's a nut job.
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- I need alone time with her.
- You wanna hang out with Claire...
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...the boyfriend and Sybil,
by all means. I'm not going.
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I'll lay it out for you
in chapter and verse: You're going.
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Let me break it down for you,
I'll hold your hand like a small child:
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- I'm not going.
- You are.
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- You can go if you want.
- You're gonna be a team player.
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- No, I'm not.
- He'd love you to come.
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- Yes. Yes! Baba ganoush!
- Well...
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Baba ganou!
Clip duration: 111 seconds
Views: 627
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 29s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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