Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am...
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Jeremy Grey:
Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning.
John Beckwith:
What?
Jeremy Grey:
What do you mean "what"? What a great friend, John. This is completely against the rules. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. There's no overtime.
John Beckwith:
No overtime. Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home.
Jeremy Grey:
Completely different situation. She was a very, very family-oriented girl. And very into her grandmother.
John Beckwith:
Yeah.
Jeremy Grey:
[Yells aloud]
*That was my first Asian!*
[the entire room goes silent]
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- Deal us in.
- Oh, cool, cool, cool.
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I'm gonna run and find my dad.
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Don't ask your dad.
Don't ask your...
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- The train's going. We gotta get on.
- Why not just feed me to the lions?
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- What?
- Step on my head when I'm drowning.
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- What?
- What do you mean, what?
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John, this is completely
against the rules.
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You have a wedding and a reception
to seal the deal. Period.
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- There's no overtime. No.
- Oh, no overtime?
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What about the Chang wedding
three years ago?
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- Oh, that's bullshit.
- Yeah, thought I forgot about that.
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Two a.m., you dragged me 50 miles
to watch you and some chick...
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...play mahjong with her grandmother
at a retirement home.
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- Yeah, completely different situation.
- How?
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What do you mean, how?
She was a very, very family-oriented girl.
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She was very into her grandmother.
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- Give me a break.
- That was my first Asian!
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- You better lock it up.
- You better lock it up.
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- No, you lock it up. Lock it up.
- You lock it up. Lock it up.
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Please. It would mean
so much to me. Please.
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Look at the way he's looking at me.
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He doesn't like me.
He's the secretary of the treasury.
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To be honest with you,
my taxes aren't exactly in line.
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- You're being paranoid.
- He's threatened by the way I dance.
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Damn it. Why'd I have to
go showing off like that?
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Now I'm all over his radar. Stupid.
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You're not that good a dancer.
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Oh, please. You and I both know
I'm a phenomenal dancer.
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Now I know you're lying.
You'll do anything to get me to go...
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...even if I have to walk
right into the lion's den.
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Gloria, come on!
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You know I'm not gonna give in
to this kind of behavior.
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She's like a kid at Toys "R" Us.
I can't be around it.
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Oh, get off your high horse.
Stop judging people.
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You take off the white wig
and you stop judging me.
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I don't want to be around
someone who's a nut job.
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- I need alone time with her.
- You wanna hang out with Claire...
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...the boyfriend and Sybil,
by all means. I'm not going.
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I'll lay it out for you
in chapter and verse: You're going.
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Let me break it down for you,
I'll hold your hand like a small child:
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- I'm not going.
- You are.
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- You can go if you want.
- You're gonna be a team player.
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- No, I'm not.
- He'd love you to come.
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- Yes. Yes! Baba ganoush!
- Well...
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Baba ganou!
Clip duration: 111 seconds
Views: 627
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 29s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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00:29 She's fit for a strait jacket
00:08 Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac
00:35 I can't breathe
00:49 I'm going downtown
00:25 And do ya maybe feel the same way
00:35 Why don't you tell her
00:07 Hey Mom The meatloaf
00:12 I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from...
00:06 I'll be in my room painting
00:06 Are you kidding me I thought it was great
00:29 Listen I'm getting married
00:08 Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go
00:07 I crashed a funeral earlier and I Wha
00:09 What is she doing I never know what she's doing back...
00:10 I know you are I think you look good
00:05 Oh so you're hiding I see
00:07 I can't take this fucking shit anymore
00:06 Congratulations young man
00:10 These bacon wrapped scallops phenomenal
00:12 It's not Gloria