Are you going to give a toast? Yes. Nervous? A little bit. What are you going to say? You...
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John Beckwith:
Are you going to give a toast?
Claire Cleary:
Yes.
John Beckwith:
Nervous?
Claire Cleary:
A little bit.
John Beckwith:
What are you going to say?
[Claire pulls a piece of paper from inside her dress]
John Beckwith:
You keep it in your cleavage.
Claire Cleary:
Nowhere else to put it. Normally I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.
[John reads from Claire's notes]
John Beckwith:
"I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did - until I met Craig?"!
Claire Cleary:
Yes, that's funny. It's funny because it's true. People like funny.
John Beckwith:
I know, but the whole funny-because-it's-true bit only works if the truth is a *small* thing like "everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha". I think you're better off going with something from the heart. Honestly.
Claire Cleary:
I think people are going to like this.
John Beckwith:
I think you're going to hear crickets.
Claire Cleary:
I think you're wrong.
John Beckwith:
Sounds of silence. Go walk the plank.
Claire Cleary:
Uh uh. I'm sticking to it.
John Beckwith:
Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.
Transcript
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So you gonna give a toast Yes
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You nervous Mmm little bit um
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What are you gonna say Would you
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You keep it in your cleavage Nowhere else to put it
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Normally I'm not very good at these things but I think this one's pretty good
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I never thought my sister would find someone
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who cared about what other people thought as much as she did
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until I met Craig Yes
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That's funny That's funny because it's true
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You know people like funny
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I know But the whole funny because it's true bit
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only works if the truth is a small thing
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Like Everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop ha ha ha
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You're better off going with something from the heart
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I think that people are gonna like this
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I think you're gonna hear crickets
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I think you're wrong Sounds of silence
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Nope Mm mm Okay go walk the plank
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I'm sticking to it Go ahead
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Hey meet me at the back of the room I'll be waiting to say I told you so
Clip duration: 61 seconds
Views: 2771
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 05s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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00:19 I'm just warming up
00:46 Maybe go out and meet some Latin guy that can dance
00:10 Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket
00:12 I was just having a bad dream
00:08 I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night
00:07 Let's play tummy sticks
00:05 I almost numchucked you
00:13 It's hot out here
00:16 That glass looks half full to me
02:02 I don't like the feeling
00:08 You can't marry this guy
00:17 I'm getting married
00:07 I got a stage five clinger
00:12 I saw you at the wedding
00:07 What the fuck do you want
00:18 Bunch those panties up into a little ball
00:19 She hasn't returned your phone calls
00:10 It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports
00:03 He's the best man
00:05 He can have the miles