Gloria please I'm exhausted, I've had a very long day I had your sister's boyfriend dry...
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Jeremy Grey:
[Trying to have sex on the bathroom toilet]
Gloria please I'm exhausted, I've had a very long day I had your sister's boyfriend dry hump me up and down the field all afternoon my leg's cut and bleeding I'm really not in the mood for this
Gloria Cleary:
[Slaps his open wound]
JESUS CHRIST
Gloria Cleary:
My father warned me about people like you Jeremy, I'm just another notch on your belt
Jeremy Grey:
What are you talking about? It's not like that
Gloria Cleary:
[about to spray rubbing alcohol on his wound]
Then what's it like Jeremy?
Jeremy Grey:
[Panicking]
NO WAIT I just feel very strongly that we're starting only to expressing ourselves in a physically sexual specifically way and I just want to play some "catch-up" on finding who's inside here
[pointing to his heart]
Gloria Cleary:
Jeremy, you're amazing
Jeremy Grey:
I think you're amazing
Gloria Cleary:
Don't "ever" leave me
Jeremy Grey:
Ever
Gloria Cleary:
Good. Because I'd find you
Transcript
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My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just...
I'm not really in the mood for this.
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- Fine!
- Ow, Jesus Christ!
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My father warned me about
people like you, Jeremy.
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- I'm just another notch on your belt.
- It's not like that. It's not like that.
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Really? Then what's it like, Jeremy, huh?
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- Ow! Ow!
- Huh?
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No! Wait! Wait!
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It's just that I'm feeling very strongly...
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...that we're only expressing ourselves
in a physical, sexual-specifically way.
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That's it! Wait!
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And I'd like to play some catch-up
on finding out who's inside here.
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Okay?
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- Jeremy.
- Heh, heh.
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- Jeremy, you're amazing.
- Oh, God, I think you're amazing.
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- Oh, my God, don't ever leave me. Good.
- Ever.
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Because I'd find you.
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Yeah.
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Of course, like all kids,
I had imaginary friends, but not just one.
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I had hundreds, and all of them
from different backgrounds...
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...who spoke different languages.
One of them, his name was Caleb...
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...he spoke a magical language
that only I could understand.
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Get him all patched up?
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I sure did, Daddy.
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Gloria bug.
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You go change for dinner.
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Okay.
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Phew.
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You know, she's not just
another notch on the old belt.
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I don't even wear a belt. Beltless.
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I'm a very powerful man.
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Yes, you are.
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See you for dinner.
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So I am president of the
Environment Defense League.
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And I pick up this little sea otter...
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...and wipe off the oil
from the tanker spill.
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You gotta step this up already.
I'm gonna give you the damn eye drops.
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No, I don't want them. It's too hardcore.
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- Do you want to be alone with her?
- Yes.
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Put these in his drink and he'll be going
down on a toilet seat for the next 24 hours.
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I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy.
Let's be honorable for once.
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And the whiskers.
Clip duration: 135 seconds
Views: 566
Timestamp in movie: 00h 50m 38s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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