John? I need to see you right away. It's important. What's going on? We got three big...
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Jeremy Grey:
John? I need to see you right away. It's important.
John Beckwith:
[Walking into Jeremy's office]
What's going on?
Jeremy Grey:
[sighs]
We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!
John Beckwith:
You sandbaggin' son of a bitch!
Jeremy Grey:
I've got us down for 17 of them already.
John Beckwith:
Okay, now how many of them have cash bars?
Jeremy Grey:
Great question. I like where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.
John Beckwith:
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
Jeremy Grey:
We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
John Beckwith:
And who's gonna be there to catch them?
Jeremy Grey:
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season?
[Jeremy raises his hand]
John Beckwith:
Mr. Grey?
Jeremy Grey:
Yes. The answer would be, um, Wedding Season?
[shimmy-shakes]
John Beckwith:
Bingo! I'm gonna get my suit. Now who are we this time?
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- John?
- Yeah?
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I gotta see you right away,
it's important.
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What's going on?
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We got three really
big weeks ahead of us.
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- It's wedding season, kid.
- You sandbagging son of a bitch.
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I got us down for 17 of them already.
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Okay, how many are cash bars?
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Great question, love where your head's at,
and two of them actually are.
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But I got us covered.
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Purple Hearts. We won't have
to pay for a drink all night.
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Oh, yeah. Perfect.
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We are gonna have tons of opportunities
to meet gorgeous ladies...
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...that are so aroused by marriage, they'll
throw their inhibitions to the wind.
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Who's gonna be there to catch them?
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Grab that net and catch that
beautiful butterfly, pal.
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What do you like better?
Christmas or wedding season?
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- Mr. Grey.
- Yes, um, the answer would be...
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...wedding season?
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Bingo. I'm gonna go get my suit.
Oh, now, who are we this time?
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Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet
a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.
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Oh, stop.
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And as we carry on the tradition
of thousands of years...
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...we honor the eternal bond...
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...that stretches through the ages.
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I have known this couple
for many years.
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Deborah I've actually known
for her entire life.
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I was at her house when her parents
brought her home from the hospital...
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...and I was there the day
she graduated from medical school.
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Josh I have known
since his bar mitzvah...
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...which those of you who were there
know it was not a very pretty sight.
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But he has pulled himself
together nicely...
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...and he's grown into a remarkable
young man himself.
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- Okay.
- He never got the courage...
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...to ask her out, until 10 years later,
Josh was in the emergency room...
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...and he saw Deborah again...
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- ...and he said to himself:
- Hi.
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"Wait. That's the girl I'm going to marry."
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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Mazel tov!
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Mazel tov, baby! From my family
to yours, mazel tov. Beautiful.
Clip duration: 138 seconds
Views: 1111
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 16s
Uploaded: 14 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
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