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The train's going We gotta get on Why not just feed me to the lionsWhat Step on my head when I'm drowningWhat What do you mean whatJohn this is completely against the rulesYou have a wedding and a

Wedding Crashers

That was my first Asian!

Wedding Crashers • 2005

Jeremy Grey:
Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning.John Beckwith:What?Jeremy Grey:What do you mean "what"? What a great friend, John. This is completely against the rules. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. There's no overtime.John Beckwith:No overtime. Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home.Jeremy Grey:Completely different situation. She was a very, very family-oriented girl. And very into her grandmother.John Beckwith:Yeah.Jeremy Grey: *That was my first Asian!*

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The train's going We gotta get on Why not just feed me to the lions

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What Step on my head when I'm drowning

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What What do you mean what

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John this is completely against the rules

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You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal Period

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There's no overtime No Oh no overtime

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What about the Chang wedding three years ago

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Oh that's bullshit Yeah thought I forgot about that

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Two a m you dragged me 50 miles to watch you and some chick

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play mahjong with her grandmother at a retirement home

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Yeah completely different situation How

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What do you mean how She was a very very family oriented girl

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She was very into her grandmother

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Give me a break That was my first Asian

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أنه علي أن أخبرك بأنني آسف لأنني لن أستطيع الحضور

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سنستمتع كثيرا

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لماذا سيكون الأمر ممتعا

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أنا واثق من أنه سيكون ممتعا

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بالنسبة لمن سيذهب

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ليس لدي ملابس شاطئ

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لدينا كل ما تحتاجه

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تم حل المشكلة

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تم حل المشكلة

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سنذهب

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رائع سأذهب وأسأل والدي

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لا تسأليه يا عزيزتي

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الأصدقاء ذاهبون علينا الذهاب

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لما لا تطعمني للأسود

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لماذا

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تدوس على رأسي فيما أغرق

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يا لك من صديق

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Le train part embarquons

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Jette moi en pâture aux lions

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Enfonce ma tête sous l'eau Tu parles d'un ami

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C'est contraire aux règles

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Mariage réception mais pas d'heures sup

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Ah bon Et le mariage Chang d'il y a 3 ans

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N'importe quoi

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J'ai pas oublié

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A 2h du mat tu m'as emmené voir une nana

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jouer au mah jong avec sa mémé

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Ça n'a rien à voir Ah bon

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C'était une fille très branchée famille

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Elle adorait sa grand mère

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Lâche moi

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C'était ma 1ère Asiatique

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Problem gelöst Ist es nicht Es kann losgehen

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Oh cool Ich frag nur noch Dad Nein frag nicht deinen Dad

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Der Zug steht bereit Los geht's Verfütter mich doch an die Löwen

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Was soll der Scheiß John das verstößt gegen sämtliche Regeln

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Es gibt die Hochzeit und die Feier Kein Nachspiel Kein Nachspiel

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Und die Hochzeit der Changs Komm mir nicht damit

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Früh um zwei musste ich 50 Meilen fahren um dir und deiner Braut

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beim Mahjong Spielen zusehen Im Altenheim Das war was anderes

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No le preguntes a tu papá No le preguntes No

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El tren se va Debemos subirnos Es cierto por qué no

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Por qué no me arrojas a los leones Qué

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Párate en mi cabeza mientras me ahogo Qué

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Qué gran amigo A qué te refieres con qué

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John esto va completamente en contra de las reglas

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Tienes una boda y una recepción para sellar el trato Punto

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No hay tiempo extra No hay tiempo extra

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No Y la boda Chang tres años atrás

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Qué estupidez Sí creíste que me había olvidado

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A las 2 00AM me arrastraste 65 km Para que te viera jugar mahjong

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con una chica y su abuela en un geriátrico

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Sí la situación era completamente distinta

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Cómo A qué te refieres con cómo

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Era una chica muy orientada a la familia

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Y quería mucho a su abuela Tienen gran sentido de la familia

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Por favor Fue mi primera asiática

Available in 5 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

6,013

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:29

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Jeremy Grey

John Beckwith