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Wedding Crashers

You can't marry this guy. Why? Because I've fallen for you

You can't marry this guy. Why? Because I've fallen for you

Full Transcript

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You can't marry this guy
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Why
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Because I've fallen for you
Available in 5 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,373
Timestamp in Movie
01:31:29
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Owen Wilson
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Rachel McAdams
Claire Cleary
Rachel McAdams
Oh, this is wonderful. - Wedding Crashers 00:17
Oh, this is wonderful.
And do you maybe feel the same wayMaybe MaybeThat's all I needed to knowBut this is crazy because I don't know anyWhy I don't know anything about youWhat do you mean You do investments in New Hampshireand you have a crazy brotherI need to talk to you It's - Wedding Crashers 00:24
And do you maybe feel the same wayMaybe MaybeThat's all...
RunJohnny She's trying to kill meGrandma Get the gun from herPut the gun down Mother stopThis is the real world ladyYou can't just go shooting people on a whimWhy does Grandma have a gunWhat did you do I told you that in confidenceThat was a confession - Wedding Crashers 00:26
RunJohnny She's trying to kill meGrandma Get the gun...
Why don't you tell her JohnI don't know what's going on You don't knowI'm playing catch up too I don'tSack what are you doing Remembering yetYou remember yet Are you okayThey're not who they say they are ClaireThose aren't even their real names - Wedding Crashers 00:34
Why don't you tell her JohnI don't know...
Is that true No well it's Not entirelyNo it's a yes or no questionI know but it's complicatedYes or noYes or noYesWith shades of grayI'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are youAnd you wanna know what I dig it - Wedding Crashers 00:35
Is that true No well it's Not entirelyNo it's a...
Yes or no? - Wedding Crashers 00:56
Yes or no?
I'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are you - Wedding Crashers 00:06
I'm not perfect but who are we kidding Neither are you
Jeremy tried to seduce meYou didI want my painting backThe painting was a gift ToddI'm taking it with me - Wedding Crashers 00:13
Jeremy tried to seduce meYou didI want my painting backThe...
Now bunch those panties up into a little ballPut that little ball right in your mouth Oh that's goodHang up the phone OkayAnd I will definitely call you back later thenCome on wrap it up Talk to you soon Thank you Larry - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Now bunch those panties up into a little ballPut that little...
She hasn't returned your phone calls she's never responded to your lettersShe didn't respond to the candygram RightGod knows what happened to the kitten you got herShe didn't keep it and I know you're not raising that thingOkay I think it's very obviousat - Wedding Crashers 00:19
She hasn't returned your phone calls she's never...
Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Buddy for your own good you gotta let this thing go
Hey, how do I look? - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Hey, how do I look?
Next thing you know they pick me up, put me on the top of this mountain......and they start chanting, and I realized......they thought I was God. - Wedding Crashers 00:19
Next thing you know they pick me up, put me on the top of...
Let's go, sport. - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Let's go, sport.
Whoa hold itSackOkay Sackmaster one more We should get back to the barYou're rightYou get near my fiancée againI'll kill youLet me say one thingYou check out the rack on that bartenderHey you're the Sack She'll come to youOh my God Yeah she will You're - Wedding Crashers 00:39
Whoa hold itSackOkay Sackmaster one more We should get back...
Okay, Sackmaster, one more. - Wedding Crashers 00:08
Okay, Sackmaster, one more.
You get near my fiancée again......I'll kill you. - Wedding Crashers 00:10
You get near my fiancée again......I'll kill you.
You check out the rack on that bartender? - Wedding Crashers 00:08
You check out the rack on that bartender?
Jeremy! - Wedding Crashers 00:09
Jeremy!
Rule number 5 You're an idiot - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Rule number 5 You're an idiot